Which are Sup Forums's favorite Bond films? I personally like Goldeneye, but which are truly /kino/?

Which are Sup Forums's favorite Bond films? I personally like Goldeneye, but which are truly /kino/?

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last night i pierced your sister's buns

Diamonds Are Forever
OHMSS
Goldeneye

you mean bond burger'd?

Holy fuck is that what it actually means!?!?

I've never seen a Bond movie in full.

Live and Let Die for the sole reason of the song alone.

Start with the Brosnan movies and you like those go to Dalton and then to Craig if youre still in it. The others arent really for everybody.

How true is this?
also trips

For me it's impossible to visualize any actor as Bond other than Brosnan because either great up in the 90s. I can't even watch non-Brosnan Bonds other than Casino Royale with Craig


That siad GoldenEye is my favorite

Casino Royale and Skyfall are legitimately 2 of the top 5 James Bond films of all time

On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
Live And Let Die
The Spy Who Loved Me
Moonraker
A View To A Kill
The Living Daylights
Casino Royale
The first 90 minutes of Skyfall

The one with Idris Elba

Nobody actually likes OHMSS. People are lying when they say that they do.

No, it's actually supposed to be "Last night I silently pounded your sister"

Bond with silencer pistol: silently
1/4 pounder burger: pounded

This is what plebs actually believe

Bond sucks

Genuinely want to see a woman Bond, using dudes for sex and information, then murdering tons of dudes with quips and gadgets

It's the worst one and that's saying something. Just a total piece of shit.

Patrician taste

From russia with love is better than Goldfinger also Live and let die and Spy who loved me should be in great tier

>AVTAK not god tier

Degeneracy

That's awful.

I haven't watched the Craig ones, but pre-reboot (and Eon-only), I would rank them:
GOD TIER
-OHMSS
-Thunderball
-The Living Daylights
-You Only Live Twice
GREAT TIER
-Dr No
-Goldfinger
GOOD TIER
-Goldeneye
-From Russia With Love
-Live and Let Die
-The Spy Who Loved Me
-License to Kill
MEH TIER
-The Man With the Golden Gun
-Diamonds are Forever
-Octopussy
SHIT TIER
-The Spy Who Loved Me
-A View to a Kill
-The World is Not Enough
-Tomorrow Never Dies
MOONRAKER TIER
-Moonraker
KILL IT WITH FIRE TIER
-Die Another Day

It and Casino Royale are the best ones, hands down.

Oops.
>SHIT TIER
>-The Spy Who Loved Me
This should be For Your Eyes Only.

I think we can all agree Die Another Day is the worst by far.

It's better than For Your Eyes Only and You Only Live Twice.

>You Only Live Twice
>not in the top five best

>including Dalton-Bond
fuck yes

It's also better than OHMSS

Shut up weeb

It's not because Japan (as Bond girls go, the Jap girls aren't that high up the charts). It's because Donald fucking Pleasance as Blofeld and story by Roald fucking Dahl. Also, it has one of the best soundtracks of any Bond film. The Nancy Sinatra themesong is as good as any in the series.

Only Roger Moore movies are good.

Casino Royale is unironically the best Bond film

Also, this is the best title sequence/theme
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Patrician taste

*slide whistle*

that list is good in the sense is that it's missing Spectre. And it's a good thing because that movie is so bad it doesn't even deserve to be on that list.

which one was the one where Bond try to shove a midget into a suitcase.

that was true before Spectre. Not anymore.

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golden gun
great performance by joe rogan

The Man With The Golden Gun

not going to happen, and he wouldn't be even the first nigger bond since that already happened.

thunderball too high, that fucking underwater sequence is boring and shitty as fuck. not to mention this movie is the reason why SPECTRE happened so fuck that.

Yeah Goldeneye for me. Perfect Bond movie apart from the cars.

>Atomic blonde

>die another day tier
>die another day isn't in it
lmao

Quantum of Solace is definitely the worst I've seen, although I can't claim to have seen all the connery ones.

every single craig one is terrible

Casino Royal is pretty good. The car crash and the scene immediately following were 10/10.

only Spectre is really bad. But It's so bad it basically ruins every other craig film

The Connery ones are all great, except for Diamonds are Forever, which has its moments but is pretty meh overall, and Never Say Never Again, which is OK, but very different because it's not an Eon film (also, it's a remake of Thunderball).

>except for Diamonds are Forever
it predicts the whole connery era, you could smell the schlock that was coming in future bond films

just start from the oldest and work your way forward. some are great some are pretty boring and tedious. they all have their moments - good or just funny/bad.

Spectre pissed me off so much

Like, this mega supervillain is gonna run down in this basement and tape pictures of peoples faces to the wall

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

IT WAS ME JAMES

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG JAMESSSS

Natalya is one of the worst Bond girls, though. Also, it has one of the most forgettable theme songs.

Really, Goldeneye was a great video game, but a fairly mediocre movie, IMO. Not shit (like the other Brosnan films) by any means, but it would be an exaggeration to call it great.

Predicts the Moore era, I expect you mean. DAF is the final Connery film (not counting NSNA). And yes, the camp element that pervaded the Moore era started to manifest in this one (although it wouldn't be in full force until TMwtGG).

Is there anything more terrifying than a gay guy slowly walking toward you with TWO flaming shish kebabs?

>Predicts the Moore era
yes, I still wonder why Connery did NSNA. Big paycheck? Then again, connery turned down gandalf and made fucking League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

I also unironically like Diamonds Are Forever.

>that opening
>bantering tart hitmen
>Tits Aplenty showing off those mams on the drop
>Blofeld
>Fake moon landing deep lore

I mean, it sucks, but I still enjoy it.

my biggest mindfuck was when I thought "wow he looks like crispin lover" only to find out that's his fucking dad.

How the fuck Crispin Glover is still not a bond villian?

I felt the same until I watched the Dalton movies again. Now he's my favorite Bond. Brosnan comes off kind of bland and humorless.

yea i lost all faith in the current bond timeline after seeing that scene. super campy and retarded. glad i didn't pay shekels to see in theaters. Spectre was garbage.

Agreed. Die Another Day at least had an air of fun, one of the better car chases, a straightforward albeit dumb plot, and a good opening. Maybe I've got marbles up my ass, but I actually liked it slightly more than Tomorrow Never Dies, even though that one had a much better song and performances.

he was a good bond-like henchman in Charlie's Angels

007 need to be refreshed, the last truly good movie is casino royale while skyfall used nostalgia gimmick to be good. Turn him into shady morally ambigous agent who fight current relevant criminals, and no glamour shit.

The Dalton films were pretty kino
>a-ha playing the title song
>Austin martin DBS
>Rogue soviet general playing arms dealer
>Robert Davi playing drug-lord
>Presure-chamber scene
>Mr.New Vegas
>Carey Lowell in her prime
>Feeding young Benicio Del Toro to a rock crusher

Partly money, partly rivalry with Moore, I expect.

To be fair, he would have made a terrible Gandalf, IMO (remember that Tolkien himself always wanted Christopher Lee to play Gandalf, unfortunately, by the time the Jackson films were made, Lee was too old for a role that demanding). And The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was a highly-anticipated film, even if it ended up being a disappointment.

not to mention the volcano lair established most of the iconography the bond is known (and parodied) for

>Goldeneye god tier

All is well.

The them by a-ha was God Tier. The one by Gladys Knight...not so much.

Also, Maryam d'Abo >>>>>>> Carey Lowell.

The You Only Live Twice theme song is one of my favorite Bond songs.

Yep. Plus, anyone who rates The Spy Who Loved Me highly needs to at least acknowledge that it recycled significant portions of plot from You Only Live Twice.

Maryam d'Abo might be top 3 hottest Bond girls, up there with Izabella Scorupco.

they fucking wasted Christopher Lee in Golden Gun. He makes the movie more fun to watch, but they fucking wasted him big time.

She's in my top three, but Scorupco isn't (she's not even in my top five).

Claudine Auger, d'Abo, and Ursula Andress, in that order.

kek

actually its true. Skyfall is shit thou

Claudine Auger would probably be my third, but I dunno about Andress, she doesn't do it for me for some reason. Certainly in the upper 50th percentile though.

How

Can't say I disagree.

It's such a shame Dalton didn't take the job when they offered it to him the first time: we would have been spared the whole Moore era. Dalton versus Christopher Lee could have been epic.

My biggest issue is that it was totally a wasted potential. Should have tied it a bit closer to OHMSS and had a revenge angle but after the opening they just forgot about it. With this in mind the playful, bantering Blofeld of this movie and Bond quipping back just seems so trite.

I go back and forth between Andress and Diana Rigg, to be honest. Also Eva Green if we bring post-reboot into play.

Ironic that the Bond movie that actually attempts to incorporate a great deal of continuity--Spectre--sucked so much donkey dick.

I hate Quantum of Solace because bond only fucks ONE woman in this film. It was so fucking weird he didn't even fuck kurylenko

Prime Diana Rigg and Eva Green would probably round out my top 5. I remember as a kid thinking Britt Ekland looked sooooo good in Golden Gun. Now though...something about her face seems off.

They rushed it. Eon got too exited once they finally got the rights back to spectre and blofeld. I always wanted them to bring back spectre in bond, but not like this, what a shitshow that movie was.

last night i pierce brosnan as bond your sisters hamburger (for me its mcChicken tho)

I'm not fully satisfied until he does the 3 girl combo

>random slut
>villainous or random plot-related slut who probably gets killed
>the good girl

I love her, because she's such a dumb bitch. Probably the dumbest bond girl ever, which is what makes her hot though.

I loved Franz Sanchez as a villain

>Down to earth, no nonsense plan
>Genuinely appreciative and friendly to his henchman
>Not overly sadistic and mostly concerned for profits
>The president of isthmus bows to the Sanchez
>Will not allow himself to be made the cuckold, seems quite hurt he is cheated on
>All his positive qualities go out the window when his plan is foiled he reveals his true colours as a psychopath that out rivals even the most over the top moore villain.

He was one of the few Bond villains who had an appreciative amount of depth to him. The sequence where he believes Bond is a Hitman and invites him to his Villa is one of the best moments of espionage and guile on bonds part in the series.

It's partly the fault of them going off-script from the novel storyline. In the novels, Blofeld isn't even in Diamonds (which is one of the earlier novels), and it's You Only Live Twice which comes after OHMSS. When they chose to switch the order around, they had to rewrite YOLT completely, and Blofeld had to be shoehorned into DAF to resolve the plotline from OHMSS.

my personal are all with brosnan and Casino Royale. Can't top them nigga

Prime Jane Seymour wasn't too bad, either.

This just in.

Tomorrow Never Dies is the pinnacle of Bond films because it is the most hauntingly believable while still being bright, full of life, and awesome and remains the most relevant.

Honestly they should have set it up like the older films and had Blofeld in the shadows for a few movies. The villain of Spectre should have been a Klebb or Large type figure. is right when he says eon essentially blew their load way too early. It could have worked since the Craig films had the most continuity to begin with so a little revenge angle in Diamonds would have been good if handled correctly.

THE
FUCKING
JAMES BOND

Wasn't the plot of the Diamonds novel a relatively low key affair about the spangled mob being financed by SMERSH? Seems like they could have used that material and turned the filn into a less campy and overall better flick as Connerys swan song and included a more satisfying conclusion to getting revenge for tracy

Goldeneye was the only one I saw. Are any of the others good? It could be a franchise of shit like Friday the 13th for all I know

I think my favourite has always been pic related, didnt get enough screen time despite being one of he few genuine titty monsters in the series.

Klebb/#2-type is up to some shit. Bond gets involved, has to partner up with Tracy. Fucks shit up. Gets married at midpoint to go undercover, falls in love with Tracy. Really focus on that romance angle. No-bullshit henchman like Red Grant (Hynx would still work, give him some fucking lines), train fight homage. Bond fucks up Klebb/#2 and Blofeld--who's been in the shadows with his pussy--steps in at the end to oversee Tracy's hit. Bond's sad as fuck. Call it "The Killing Vow" or some shit, I dunno.

Next movie, Bond infiltrates Spectre. Call it Spectre. Bond is manic and very un-Dude, wants revenge for his wife and not so much M, making Skyfall a nice little self-contained parcel of entertainment. Bond dropping in on the secret meeting is way creepier, he's caught, chase through the mansion evading assholes. New henchman has a gimmick this time, fucks Bond up but he barely escapes. Bond teams up with Tracy's dad or someone who knew her--a criminal or an operative--and starts fucking people up on an onslaught toward the big lair battle (think opening to Diamonds but a series of actual scenes). Big lair fight. Bond gets caught, maybe a laser torture throwback. Bond gets real damage--this is the last Craig Bond, make some of the damage stick--bug digs deep and fucks up Blofeld and escapes. Ending with Bond at Tracy's grave getting a call to action.

not only a true milk maiden, but one of the few who shows them off in the [PG] movie, on her drop into the pool