How do you go from this

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to THIS?

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To THIS!?

WAKE ME UP

Is that a girl girl or does she have a feminine penis?

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She's a transgender

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he's an alcoholic and an addict so i imagine she parties like crazy too and puts up with his shit. also since he's fucked up maybe he thinks she's attractive.

Looks familiar. Maybe he just has a thing for strong faced women.

Garner has a long face too. So does pic related

traps are not gay

He couldn't restrain from fuggin that thicc nanny. ass

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>be arnold
>impregnate the maid
>maid's child looks closest to what you used to look like

makes sense he has kind of a wimpy dough guy face even though he's fit. Opposites attract so he looks for a woman who has a jawline that can slice ham

damn man, doesn't garner know you never hire a hot nanny? i mean come on what red blooded male would be able to refuse that?

Now thats a perfect ass

I don't think I've ever seen a picture or video of Ben Al-alfleeki looking genuinely happy.
Maybe money isn't everything.

>be a kennedy
>never cook
>never clean
>never be warm or loving
>spend all your time with charity
>your husband uses your political connections to become governor then fucks the maid who cooks and cleans for him.

In a way it's a total guy move. You have the same maid for 20 years and she cleans your toilets you wouldn't throw her a pity fuck every once in a while?

Plus I bet she makes him tamales in green salsa and calls him papi.

I feel bad for the kid mostly.

why his dad is arnold fucking schwarzenegger and he's going to be rich as fuck soon if he isn't already. he also apparently has a great relationship with his dad.

He's a bastard, born out of wedlock to a maid. Yes his dad is arnie, doesn't mean his life won't be weird.

still better than yours or mine

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You guys are a bunch of retards if you legitimately think men like him don't have one wife and 10 mistressed around.
He probably met her a week after leaving Jennifer.

He is probably banging OP's mom.

Kevin bacon??

this is not a high class escort

she is a nanny

honest guys

Damn this was only two years ago. Ben was so fucking hot. The drinking aged him 10 years or something. He looks so different nkw.

Ben sure isn't missing any meals lately. I wouldn't give a fuck either.

Arnie was actively involved in the kid's life the moment it came to light it was his. He's proud of him and they routinely do shit together. Arnie has been supporting him and his mother financially ever since he found out the kid was his.

It might not be the perfect relationship but it is a good and positive one. Its clear that he's Arnold's favourite.

He looks pretty hot there. No homo

kek

Do you think game of thrones is real?

Oh all his kids, hes probably the one he sees most of himself in. Aside from actually looking like him, hes clearly a fit guy and probably not as bratty as his other kids born to that skelington.

Also you know that maid fucked arnie like hes never been fucked before.

Because this is a professional photo from a formal event where they both tried to look their best
and this is them out getting a drink or dinner and some paparazzi fucking shit takes an amateur photo of them with the worlds worst exposure

>i mean come on what red blooded male would be able to refuse that?
any non-beta refuse to give free sex to the first slut

he's right

Look at that fucking birthmark are u kidding me? How does a guy in afflecks position settle for this? Like literally how does BEN AFFLECK end up dating a woman that I'd left swipe??

I dunno user. I think probably fucked alot sloots back in his Hollywood heyday. Maybe seeing a well caring woman is all he wanted.

Your views on what you want could change in the future.

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>clearly a fit guy

No doubt, they train together in the gym and do physical activities together.

I think growing up detached from Arnie meant the kid could see him as other kids did; basically a super hero. To his Kennedy kids, they lived with him and he was just dad.

disgusting

You're not fucking her legs. You ain't gonna see it.

Ben fucked Prime Lopez, Paltrow,Garner in the past and a bunch hot side hoes like his ex nanny. He's settling for this fucked up tranny because she lets him drink, eat and fuck bimbos any the time he wants. Ben doesn't want to have to try anymore because he's going through a mid life crisis. He'll clean himself up and be back to alpha chad status in a could years.

>to THIS?

I thought Americans prefer blondes.

How do you go from this

to THIS?

jesus christ...when was this taken?

Jesus, that wig is bad

Well that's a Notebook poster in the background, so 2004

Ben's or hers?

Why do Sup Forums hate Ben Affleck ? He is Batman, he is fit, he is smart and gorgeous. He made good films.

go bck to redit

Sup Forums was slamming him left and right after his little meltdown. glad he learned to keep his trap shut soon after.

Truly /ourchad/

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DCfags on suicide watch

amateur photo or not, he still looks like shit

My take is garner doesn't put out, lost interest in sex even though she doesn't do most of the hard work raising a baby like most rich women. She married a king with a king's appetite and thought she could tame him into a beta who would put up with her dry vagina and no sex for the rest of his life.

Wrong

>tfw you realize Arnold was a total Chad and not just a big guy

Didn't he start training the kid he had with the maid after seeing the fat gross blob he was growing into. Kids jacked now isn't he?

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>no ass

such a retard, jennifer garner was prime boner material in alias

I think it's his youngest legitimate son that is a blob.

perfect to get my tongue in optimal depth!

Man, this guy must be suffering something bad for it to leak so much into photos.

Let's be honest. They're both pretty ugly.

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Actually believable.

>Didn't he start training the kid he had with the maid after seeing the fat gross blob he was growing into.
He did

This. This is why i want JL to be a hit. This will zap him back to reality and will be back to Chad status to fuck that Catwoman pussy all knight long

Oh damn, you guys needed to post a better pic of the nanny. What kinda wife would invite this little fuck doll into their family? Honestly, I don't see myself as a cheater, but if this was in my house everyday it would be almost impossible not to give into temptation. Both of them should've been smarter desu senpai.

Imagine being that girl. How vulnerable she must've felt knowing anyone of those men could hold her down and have their way with her. And she let them, too.

>when the bastard mongrel is your dads favorite

When you're a manlet, get fucking jacked so no one notices.

that and fact that kennedy's stick together so he probably has more access to the one kid versus the other's.

it's a shame because i can see the potential.
he hangs with his mom too much i think.

Those Arnie genes going to waste so you can lay on the couch and game all day

Arnie can never take him out and be proud to call him son

AHHH NO NO NO NO

why is his face so fat

I just want Jennifer to be happy and successful in all her endeavours desu :c

If something happens to Casey he's probably going to kill himself ;_;

She has no career which is probably what she is most pissed about

Haha is this real??

They did notice though, he never won Mr Olympia.

>She has no career which is probably what she is most pissed about
What's in your wallet? Half of Ben's money.

Jesus imagine having FKN ARNOLD as a personal trainer.

Still not a career, still nothing that you can look at and feel a sense of accomplishment about because you have it because of you.

sexual intercourse with married men should be punishable

I think she doesn't mind NOT being surrounded by Hollywood perverts all day long

Which is what she cited, he was on the low end when they got together because of gigli/daredevil, he was on a string of flops, and she just finished Alias.

I don't agree with her. Her acting has always been limited and she's done nothing to convince me otherwise.

Whereas ben has been great in a variety of roles and has shown he is okay with doing bit parts just because they're funny or interesting like Smoking Aces. Most leading men would never do a part like that.

Him being an asshole is also source of his self deprecation, which makes him likable, and aware. Same reason fincher wanted him for Gone Girl.

This seems to be a recent trend for the most part except Depp's divorce, both Pratt and Ben put off big legal showdown to do it more privately/amicably. Only person that wins in hollywood divorces are lawyers. They can make millions off of a single divorce

God fucking damnit why do women have it so easy? She's literally a nobody nanny and she managed to fuck an alpha chad, tall, buff, handsome A-list actor. Women literally just have to have looks and their life is set

alphas do not fuck random sluts

Looks are everything the most beautiful women in the world can be raging cunts and most are.

He's dating himself

Ben did and Arnold did

Everyone does. Thats why prostituion is even a profession. If people only wanted to fuck people they know and not just random hot women it wouldnt work.

Kevin Bacon