>The story follows the estranged members of a dysfunctional family of superheroes known as the Umbrella Academy — Luther, Diego, Allison, Vanya, Klaus and Number Five — as they work together to solve their father’s mysterious death while coming apart at the seams due to their divergent personalities and abilities. >Page will play Vanya, the black sheep of her dysfunctional family. She’s the only one of Reginald Hargreeves’ adopted children with no supernatural abilities. A meek and insecure wallflower, Vanya struggles to find her place in the world.
Thoughts?
David Nelson
ACT
Julian Allen
Sounds like garbage, just like everything else that comes out of netflix.
Jaxon Flores
it was written by My Chemical Romance, so I'm out.
Sebastian Taylor
Ellen Page is way past being the qt tomboy quirky girl. Now she's just that weird lesbian who is rapidly becoming a skeleton.
Easton Reyes
Damn. I was hoping she'd be one of the cute lesbians, like Portia de Rossi. She went the Ellen DeGeneres route instead.
Brandon Rogers
He's an okay comic writer. He's friends with Morrison even.
Jackson Wood
She's still a qt
Owen Jackson
Super still remains the most arousing film ever made.
Jonathan Flores
Because of how gushy?
Adrian Wood
Is her character's outfit lewd in this?
Cooper Torres
Maybe. In the comic she is basically naked with paint.
Leo Ramirez
Sure, but then Netflix will cut ties with Page after it's discovered she raped a bunch of chicks.
Benjamin Jackson
Honestly, I'm more hyped for Umbrella Academy: Hotel Oblivion
Blake Reyes
ARE WE "IMPLYING" THAT THE "EMO" A.K.A "EMOTIONAL HARDCORE" LIFESTYLE VIA GERARD WAY IS STILL RELEVANT IN THE YEAR 2017/18?
I WOULD SUGGEST OTHERWISE
Jonathan Rodriguez
When you're main appeal is how young you look, you age like shit. Happens to every child/teen actor.
David Mitchell
>drama with superheroes
lol
Kayden Watson
Fuck no, White Violin was waifu tier, don't ruin her with Elen Page.
Levi Cruz
The comic is great, though, it would be better as a cartoon.
Elijah Smith
why would you adapt Umbrella Academy why would you cast Ellen Page
mistakes have been made
Lucas Jackson
I wish with my heart of hearts everyday that it was still 2006
Josiah Kelly
...
Leo Morgan
She was probably the biggest name actress they could get. Netflix likes to have at least 1 actor whose name people recognize in their shows.
Nathan Phillips
why is she still playing 12 year old boys
Gabriel Lewis
I can't look at her without being sad that she never reunited onscreen with John Dunsworth after season 2
Noah Powell
ACT
Connor Morgan
>it’s all gooey >dick status: MUH
William Wood
WHEN I WAS
Levi Bailey
>knew a girl named Vanya in college >looked like Ellen >was "a meek and insecure wallflower" >had a thing for me >Ellen was my favorite actress at the time
I don't like this.
Nathaniel Richardson
GODDAMN IT I JUST WANT TO RAM HER PUSSY FROM BEHIND WITH A DEATH GRIP IN HER HAUNCHES WITH HER FACE ON THE FLOOR
Ethan Sanders
I don’t like comics or Gerard Way but those graphic novels were fucking great
Netflix will most likely ruin it by either making it a banter-fest or a Snyder-esque girls-with-long-brown-hair-standing-with-their-legs-apart-looking-tough-and-angry-palooza
Nicholas Long
It wasn't sexy at all wth
Dylan Evans
IS
Thomas Morgan
THERE
Ian Carter
ACT
Adrian Butler
How did you fuck that up user.
Aiden White
no
Connor Mitchell
N I P P L E S
Austin Hall
wow how young is Steven Tyler is this pic
Angel Bennett
holy fuck
Leo Baker
That's James Franco dude...
Dominic Diaz
I never got diamonds from Ellen Page before I heard her saying that she's all gushy
Kayden Thompson
>no supernatural abilities >meek and insecure wallflower No thanks.
Hunter Peterson
I was already taken.
Nicholas Walker
You are pleb. You should have said >no tiddies >no ass No thanks
Alexander Walker
You guys seem to think a woman being an insecure wallflower is a good thing.
Insecurities breed troubles, and you definitely have enough insecurities that you don't need to add more to the mix from her. Get a secure girl to help you to heal and mature as a man.
Connor Morales
>When you're main appeal is how young you look, you age like shit. This. So this. I knew someone in college who attracted all the pedos because she looked like she was 13. I saw her years later in her early 30s, and it was not nice.
Christopher Nguyen
I don't, I thought it was awful, just saying how eerily similar to my situation the news is.
Oliver Russell
A quick summary of her character for those not familiar with the comic >Part of a superhero team composed by her stepbrothers and their genius adoptive father >She's got no powers, but can play the violin >Team disbands >20 years later >Adoptive father dies >Some guys with an orchesta motiff offer her to destroy the world >Declines and goes off to see her family >This and her daddy issues make her accept said offer >Surprise, she had violin powers all along, also she's a full blown supervillain >Brothers try to stop her, to no avail >One of her brothers arrives channeling her father >He confronts her about her daddy issues >She gets distracted and shot in the head by another of his brothers >And the whole father channeling thing? A fucking ruse >Doesn't matter, the moon is still gonna drop on them (that was her world destroying plan) >The rusemaster casually stops it >She becomes retarded because of the headshot
Elijah Johnson
Didn't like the comics, probably won't like the show.
Jaxon Morgan
>people who look younger than they are look older than they are Wat
Adam Parker
Holy shit woman, eat something. Skelington is not a good look.
Joseph Allen
Shut the fuck up right now, some of us like it.
Jeremiah Flores
> is on Sup Forums > was taken in highschool
what are you doing here with the rest of us?
Luis Reyes
>tfw Ellen is losing her cuteness one day at a time
Isaac Morales
Autism caught up with me.
Adam Ramirez
so what? UA was ok but his current YA line is shit
