Describe this series with one word

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cells

comfy

Nigger.

PUTAS

dull

Meme

pasta

Dumbledoofus

magical

BIG

KINO

okay

>describe this series in one word

hmm I would prefer to describe my disgust in one word, however the endeavour would be futile as this is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.

Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

XD Le harry potter sucks meme!

Why dont you man babies get a life instead of trashing the greatest film series of all time. A timeless journey written by the greatest author of our generation

>hmm I would prefer to describe my disgust in one word, however the endeavour would be futile

holy shit fuck off you autist

too much reddit spacing

also
>Atlas Shrugged
>Good at all

You have to go back

is this bait

garbage.

Harry Potter is fucking garbage, yet I read the whole thing.
Stay in school kids.

Benis.

MAGIC

clumsy

no

"No!"

prophecy

uninspired desu

Came here for this, thanks.

Christmas. That's what I get, at least from the first few movies. The series gets dark but goddamnit those first two are so comfy. I still have them on VHS and I remember watching them and just feeling like the world is filled with magic and possibility.

HARRYDIDYAPUTYARNAMEINDAGOBLETOFAYR?

Why was he so angry, he knew it was impossible for him to do so

Who knows. In the book he asks calmly. But why they changed it for the films is beyond me

Reddit

The only good HP movie was directed by the Mexican guy.

Sorcerer

Why do normalfags get offended when I say I don't like Harry Potter?

Shitty intro. Kys.

interlinked

Awesomesauce

Amazeballs

Problematic

Nostalgia

Low-test

Overrated

Women aren't allowed on this board, sorry babe

leviosa

HOWEVER

this

fuck off loser, you're just mad you probably think lord of the rings is better than the movies. Its no wonder you fat nerds are still Virgins

>No!

"No!"

>not knowing the old copy paste used in every potter related thread
hello new friend

And dumbledork wonders why slytherin turns primarily into death eaters

>hmm I would prefer to describe my disgust in one word, however the endeavour would be futile

Shitty intro.

>not knowing that atlas shrugged is required response after a potter pasta

"No!"

someone post the hermione in different houses pic

SNAPE

WANDS

why stop there?

Reddit

this

I wish it was three words because I wanted to say "liberal political argument"

stretched

THATSTOTALLYBARBARIC

weaksauce

this

is

what

reddit

spacing

looks

like

knockoff

LONDON

ROASTIE BTFO

numale

HOWEVER

"No!"

Based dullest franchise poster working the newfags

One of the worst intros yet. Come on now.

Trash

this