What did Jason Alexander mean by this?
What did Jason Alexander mean by this?
Camden Ward
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Jonathan Kelly
well that sounded most retarded thing ive heard in a long time. collini, out.
Justin Clark
If that's true it's the best speech play I have ever heard of. I'm not even memeing, mad respect to him
Asher Bailey
That's fucking next level.
Cameron Walker
Fucking genius
Joseph Rogers
What episode was this again?
Alexander Morgan
Based George
Ethan King
This is so funny. It literally reads like one of those over the top copypastas
Caleb Gray
Jerry raped him, confirmed
Lucas Parker
...
Evan Scott
That'd make a perfect Seinfeld episode
Caleb Foster
Larry should do this skit in a Curb Episode.
Eli Howard
>crying baby noises- with obvious knowledge of that fact that it would trigger her postpartum breastfeeding reflex
Wtf, is this real?
Jackson Scott
george is never wrong
Matthew Flores
Isn't that why women wear bras??
William Johnson
yes
Isaac Hill
Isaac Jones
BABBY WANT MILKY
Jordan Garcia
That's fucking alpha and clever as shit. Poker is a psychological game, so you need to be ready for anything.
Alexander Rivera
The future leaders of America, ladies and gents. Don’t you just hate Drumpf and wish that people such as xir were in charge?
Thomas Martinez
>postpartum breastfeeding reflex
I refuse to believe this is a thing that exists.
Blake Jenkins
It's absolutely true, you can see it here:
pokertube.com
His shenanigans start at 22:15
Camden Cook
oh my fucking god it's real
Ryan Murphy
It's a thing. New mothers can start lactating if they even think about breastfeeding.
Caleb Carter
I remember an episode of The Office where Kevin kept making baby noises at Pam's tits to try to make her lactate.
John Scott
>you need to download the latest version of meme flash
pokertube devs are scrubs
Jason Rogers
That's the most George Costanza thing he could have done.
Ian Long
Fucking based Jason
Christopher Walker
Asher Cooper
...
Sebastian Thomas
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
Jaxson Richardson
It is.
I can't believe people are defending such behavior.
Nathan Gonzalez
That's one hell of a Jewish trick
Benjamin Reed
Women are fucking animals driven by instinct
James Rogers
mein sides, it's true
Jason Nguyen
men are bad
Jonathan Anderson
Holy shit what a fucking top lad
it's like straight out of a Seinfeld costanza copypasta, what an absolute ledge
Colton Morales
What's the problem?
Joseph Bennett
Fucking genius.
Colton Myers
Honestly that's sort of a fucked up thing to do, in a charity celebrity poker game
Dylan Moore
Truly hilarious, but definitely a dick move.
Ryder Baker
>woman's own shitty biology used against her in a game of wits
Kek just let your tits dribble a bit and keep playing, nobody forced you to throw the game.
Adam Jones
It's funny, dude. What's the harm? She lost a charity poker game, that's it
Robert Hall
life imitating art, based
Aiden Taylor
every time.
Landon Butler
dude its a fucking charity poker event and youre a millionaire, whats this guys problem?
Carson James
That's fucking genius
Lucas Rivera
Winning at poker is 90% psychology
If you can't handle it then maybe you shouldn't be playing
Easton Taylor
>he keeps doing it
oh god it's literally fucking george costanza
David Hernandez
Wew look at those milkies
Christian Sullivan
It's not funny to make someone lactate so you can win a charity poker game.
Jeremiah Gomez
You're right, it's fucking hilarious
Asher Reed
Roastie BTFO
Mason Richardson
yes it is
its probably the funniest thing ive seen all week
Gabriel Smith
sup trixie
Joseph Ramirez
ayo what up my ni- i mean i'm not trixie, i'm one of you degenerates.
Colton Kelly
How can you even type that sentence without laughing?
Juan Nelson
Holy kek this is like something out of Seinfeld or Curb
Joshua Murphy
This isnt scripted?
Adrian Sanders
this guy looks creepy af desu
Oliver Rogers
If you are a 10 year old, perhaps. My mistake.
Mason Mitchell
>trixie
tranny detected
Dominic Evans
Absolute legend
Aiden Torres
quit crying soyboy
Carter Walker
>the sound of a baby crying can make a woman spontaneously lactate
I had no idea.
I am so glad I'm not a woman, Jesus fucking Christ
Jackson Gray
sounds like something george would do desu
Matthew Nelson
>shocking. he should go to jail.
Asher Allen
She should have stayed and beaten him anyway, then squirted his face with her accumulated milk.
Thomas Parker
I hope you're just baiting. It's so unimaginably ridiculous that you have to laugh at it. No harm was done here, and he kinda embarrasses himself more than her. Get a sense of humor
Blake Fisher
Play to win.
Gavin Morales
>the sound of a baby crying can make a woman spontaneously lactate
Interesting
Gabriel Smith
>this guy
that's motherfucking george costanza you ignorant vietnam fucking shit
Owen Cook
>you can see the look on her face as she realises her body has been weaponised against her
holy shit. the utter dramatics on display here. just repulsive and pathetic
kill all feminists
Carson Baker
someone upload it to youtube, i can't see it
Oliver Flores
Charity poker is entertainment, they are all there to put on a show.
Also I don't think she is too worried about people seeing too much of her tits.
Dylan Wilson
>reflexes are instincts.
Ian Fisher
whos this qt
Easton Robinson
>Jason, what are you doing?
>I am winning this pot. How do you win pots? With your hands?
Daniel Murphy
Don't appropriate a woman's laughter for your own misogyny. What an appalling thing to do.
Cameron Long
>tfw she wore a dark top so you can't see the milk stains
Cameron Powell
For a charity poker game? What stakes did he have in this? Hope he gets punished eventually.
Evan Sullivan
She was already using her tits as a weapon, notice the massive amount of cleavage she's showing. Costanza simply turned the tables.
Adrian Mitchell
>he kinda embarrasses himself more than her
this desu. it was funny at first but it's getting difficult to watch.
Nathaniel Myers
>What stakes did he have in this?
Pride. The highest stake of them all.
Aiden White
Litterally rape
Kayden Powell
Jordan Sanders
lol she blew her lead because she went all in on a pair of 4. She bluffed. Costanza called and she lost the bulk of her chips.
Colton Walker
>punished
God I'm getting so sick of this tattle-tale culture. I'm all for taking down actual predators like Weinstein or Spacey, but get some fucking perspective. You're diluting the issue
Camden Adams
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Evan Turner
Intellectual property rape, yes.
Landon Morales
>punished for making crying noises
end yourself
Jason Brown
I’m not saying I approve of what he did, but when you put it like that it’s actually really funny.
Nathaniel Nelson
this is a good point, jennifer tilly has been doing it for ages with her massive mammaries on display.
Daniel Sanchez
Wew lad
Juan Myers
Hahahahaha. Fucking based. It fucked with her bad
Ian Perez
You are trying to use your man-logic again!
Henry Hill
it's a gross thing to do, but read your sentence lmao
Jayden Sanchez
this. you could even see her bra. plus when she goes for the chips she squeezes them together on purpose.
Blake Baker
titty milk is less gross than period blood.
Maybe you shouldn't go out in public if someone can make your body leak by crying and it embarrasses you.
Sebastian Roberts
how do you make someone lactate with noises?
You make it sound like Costanza is some Marvel supervillian.