When Christina Hendricks invited them to hang out in her hotel room for a nightcap after their late-night show...

>When Christina Hendricks invited them to hang out in her hotel room for a nightcap after their late-night show, they did not think twice. The bars were closed and they wanted to celebrate. She was an actress they admired. The men would be together. Her intentions seemed collegial.

>As soon as they sat down in her room, still wrapped in their winter jackets and hats, Hendricks asked if he could take out her "milkies", the men said.

>They thought it was a joke and laughed it off. “And then she really did it,” Mr. Goodman said in an interview with The New York Times. “She proceeded to take all of her clothes off, and get completely naked, and started stimulating her nipples.”

is this form the play of bad santa 2?

Breasts are not dicks

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hentai has lied to me...

FUCK!

She's so fucking perfect. I can't even fap to her, she's too fucking perfect.

>men

So close yet so far.

how DARE she

You're just not trying hard enough

m-mommy???

the only crime here is that theres no video

I get hard as diamonds just looking at her, she is my perfect woman. I find her so perfect my wife has passed comments, showing her jealousy. I just can't fap to her, it seems disrespectful to her perfection.

that's what happens when you let cows get unruly, gotta be firm

why do you bait anons into jerking off like that
it's not nice

I would give the rest of my life span to fuck her for one day straight. Then I could die happily.

NO
PLS

broke nofap to her

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Now, now, don't be shy!

>tfw all anons will dogpile on her breasts
>tfw I just want to lick her feet
>tfw she will never show her soles in photographs

She doesn't want kids brehs. She's hogging it all to herself.

Nutt

Wait till the rest of her phone hack comes out

I see your thinly-veiled bait to get me to post more

She's playing a pregnant character in an upcoming flick. If there is a God, maybe the role will pursuade her

n-no
are you grill

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What makes you think I'm a grill?

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I was hoping so it wouldn't be gay to jerk off.
Well, thanks anyways.

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I started drinking again because of those massive boobies.

>not drinking from those massive boobies

Jerking off to pictures of Christina Hendricks is the most heterosexual thing you could do. Doesn't matter if a dude posted them.

I just want her to keep me in a field and occasionally give me a good milking lads

this effect is revolutionary.. shows two dominant sides
i support it

>You're not ACTUALLY going to masturbate, are you?

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I've had this fantasy for over a year where I'm married to her and we have children. Not once have I been able to ejaculate to thoughts of having sex with her. She is just too pure.

I need help.

It's fascinating

Idea for world peace: clone this woman

OH MOMMY

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MILK! I NEED MILK

>0 kids

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We are all her children

I'm glad Sup Forums can all get together and agree that this woman is a literal goddess of sexual perfection

>"Hey look son! Here comes daddy!"

i dated a redhead milf similar to her for some time. smaller tits, though

best sex i've ever had

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It was just one guy, I know this because it was me, yes I took her milkies.

She's taken goyim

hold on I thought we didn't have any milk

i'm way better looking and taller than that ugly faggot

This is torture.

I may kill myself.

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>ywn see swollen pregnant hendricks boobies
why even live

This.
Back off!

mortal man was not meant to see such sights

why not? she's only 42, she can still get knocked up

Why aren't you in that photo?