"I hugged you!"
"I hugged you!"
Thomas Russell
John Cruz
>homoeroticism? on my hill?
Camden Allen
>these quints
>only one reply
Adam Moore
>tfw Hank will never hug you
Jacob Myers
King of the Hill Blowjob Rankings:
>Boomhaur (Incredibly fast; knows many techniques)
>John Redcorn (Slow and sensual)
>Dale Gribble (Strongest succ in the game and massages balls for life energy)
>Ted Wassanasong (Super nice)
>Buck Strickland (Sloppy, but pleasant)
>Kahn Souphanousinphone (Pretty average; will fiddle prostate tho)
>Hank Hill (Leathery tongue, nice and firm, but mechanical and doesn't swallow)
>M.F. Thatherton (Boring and doesn't swallow)
>Cotton Hill (Fast and rough, will insult your dick)
>Bobby Hill (Blows into it like a trumpet)
>Lucky (Jagged teeth get in the way)
>Bill Dauterive (Very weak and sloppy with lots of drool, may cry)
Camden Howard
which episode was this?
Mason Davis
I don't want these thoughts at all.
Aaron Sullivan
Boggle? Boggle? Boggle?
Boggle?
Jacob White
okay user, that tears it! i have had enough!
Sebastian Brooks
COTTON IS NOT FOR SEXUAL, ONLY WARTIMES.
>you take that back, boy
>I will not
>REAAAAH
Austin Harris
#1 KotH blowjobber right here.
Ryder Perry
You put a lot of thinking into this...
Ian Wright
Did dale know nancy was cheating on her tax policy?
Matthew Morgan
>this bothers people
>they have already forgotten the "piglet" fic
>you kinda envy them.
Hunter Carter
Propane Boom I. In light of the Mega-Lo Mart now selling propane, Mr. Strickland comes up with the "Service With a Hug" strategy to retain customers. Obviously it flops when the customer finds out it will cost him "several hundred" more pennies compared to MLM.
Jackson Reed
drunk hank would be a pro
Hunter Kelly
...
Justin Thomas
m sickened but i also must respect the fact that its entirely on character
Aiden Ortiz
I'm too lazy to do it but someone should make a female version of this
Eli Lopez
It's more likely than you think.
Samuel Turner
Bobby's technique kills me every time.
Henry Clark
Isn't that a cult?
Jace Howard
>Your dad got blown up.
Joshua Lee
checked
Ryder Watson
>Trip Larsen (Uses teeth w/pig noises; may devour it)
>Patch Boomhaur (Same as Boomhaur's, just not as good)
>Hank's counterpart, Hal (Same as Hank's, but swallows)
>Cane Skretteburg (Aggressive Deep throat)
>Dooley (half-assed technique, weak succ. "I gave you a blowjob."
>Anthony Page from pilot (Only the tip, weak succ, sensitive gag reflux)
>Big Willie Lane (Sandpaper tongue, lots of drool and banter, punches balls on climax)
>Hank's half-brother, Junichro (Gentle, methodical, doesn't swallow)
>Buckley ("I'm dead; chicken head." *ghost blowjob*)
>Topsy
Henry Morgan
>Ted Wassanasong (Super nice)
Andrew Brooks
Two thumbs up. Laughed on near all of them.