What BS powers would you deploy in your dreams to beat Super Freddy?

What BS powers would you deploy in your dreams to beat Super Freddy?

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pause, stop, rewind, picture in picture, tracking and eaten tape.

idk, but maybe the internet knows..

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>Freddy has the power of SHAZAM
WE'RE DOOMED!

>door projection

this is actually perfect to escape him until you wake up

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He just picked the wrong dream mother fucker

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welp, i'm fucked

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pretty sure i win

When I'm roleplaying online all of my characters secretly have as one of their superpowers the ability to summon a gun that fires a magical homing bullet that cannot be dodged, destroyed, or blocked or otherwise negated, always hits its intended target, and instantly kills them dead.

Just in case.

So far, I've never had to deploy it.

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B-but, I'm not black...

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>TIME'S UP, SUNNY!

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And then I was Freddy

I win

I get a magic gun that turns him into a cute loli then I fuck her infinitely

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I make the future where Freddy becomes my bitch happen.

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You can't kill what it doesn't exist

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Nigga's about to get cleansed in holy fire

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Oh, dammit.

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I trade his powers for Genie powers.

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Fitting . . . but despite having longer reach I somehow feel like I'm still at a disadvantage.

Can I deploy any power I can imagine?
I call Hentai Control
I'll turn him into different girls, turn myself into a tentacle monster and fuck him into ahegao. Then we will use her powers and rape other people into ahegao.

wouldn't be the first time

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wat

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Look like i'm some class of earth bender, at least could figh. I wonder if i can transform into the dragon too?

>true love visage
fuck me, Freddy.

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lmao get fucked Springwood Fucking Shit

Fun Fact: Super Freddy was played by the same guy who played Ben Grimm in the Roger Corman Fantastic Four movie.

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These broken-ass powers on this wiki, I swear to god.

>Weapon Entity Generation
it´s not that bad

>I've had nothing but horrific fight for my life type nightmares since I was born with 8 exceptions (some of which still involved risk of serious bodily harm, though not death)
>including one dream involving Freddy
>which I had for 2 years because when I die in a dream (outside of when the plot intends a heroic sacrifice), I have the same dream over again the next night, with slight variation
Seriously, I had that nightmare so many times I saw it whenever I closed my eyes. I've only had dreams get stuck on repeat once since and only for a couple weeks, but if I legit saw Krueger again, I might break my no lucid dream manipulation policy (I have no fucking idea how they'd impact my weird ass subconscious so I've never fucked with the script even when I was having lucid dreams) and just try to cheat my way out of it by erasing him from existence with extreme prejudice. That shit ruined ages 6-8.

So fight Freddy with Freddy? I like it.

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Oh I'm going to enjoy this.

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This would be an interesting fight.

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Well I lucked out

His entire shtick is causing mortal damage to a living body by damaging the representation of it in their dream.

How are you fucked? You're invulnerable.

straight up I already have dreams that would mess with freddy

>I am a ball of light flying through another dimension talking to spirits
>I die and continue dreaming about being a soul outside my body only to reincarnate
>I talk to myself through different periods of time in life at the same time
>Have beings in dreams fuck with me by showing me my family being tortured and dying, shake it off cause lol dreams

I'd put his sweater and his dick in the drit.

I'm sorry but dreaming and lucid dreaming is like the one thing I'm really good at

The 4th movie had the best kills. I fucking lost my webms of each of them.

SWEET
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Well isn't this fitting

So you go from dying to Freddy to dying to Wishmaster?

shit I mean't this.

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And I fly~
I fly so far away~
I just fly~
I fly all night and day~
Couldn't get away

Surely you've got a cupid's arrow or Zelda style silver arrow in there somewhere.

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It would seem we have reached an impasse...

>What BS powers would you deploy in your dreams to beat Super Freddy?
Waking up.

You haven't actually seen Nightmare on Elm Street, have you?

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I'm gonna re-enact Arnold's Schwarzenegger's /K/ommando.

Actually, I haven't.

So if waking up doesn't work, I go with drilldick.

Checkm8

You got a decent one, his gloves and leather. Make him stab himself by manipulating his gloves into his chest and face.

Insomnia.

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Oh god.

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I think I've got this one locked up. In fact, this is the kind of shit they'd probably use in a movie to stop Freddy.

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Uh. Hmm...

>Light Absorbtion
This sounds useful?

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The ability to become the embodiment of all aquatic life.

Never stood a chance

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>The ability to have full control of one's own mind.

oh hoho, someone is going for the mind fucking of the century.

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AND THEN I WAS EVERYTHING

Freddy better sit his punk ass down

Simple. eat some shrooms and fall asleep with a dreamcatcher over bed. Trap Freddy in a psychedelic injun trap.

The power to wake up whenever I want.

Super mundane fighting ability.

He's a big guy

Swag.

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I am super mortal. Great.
Just call me "The unamazing Hu-Man".

well, time to fuck Freddy into submission

Explain?
Um...Extremely autistic logic?

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I don't know what to make of this... I guess I can at least beat Dexter.

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>Uncertainty Manipulation

I can't tell if that's fucking badass or fucking dumb!

The power of faith in the Emperor!!

...

What the hell

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Nuke wall

I prefer god gal Chucky.

Didn't a cross falling into someone's hands prevent him from killing them in the first movie?

No, but in the first film Nancy has a bad dream that prompts her to take the crucifix off of the wall over her bed and sleep with it.

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Suddenly a shit ton of cartoon characters appear behind my back and they all start reacting to Freddy. Every. Single. One. Freddy can't take this and kills himself before the 328th character is done reacting. And then they react some more

I would read a chucky comic with this art style.

>Disembodied_Intelligence
This is actually my default state for dreaming: I'm sort of just there like a camera in an FPS.

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>Universal Force Constructs

Green Lantern vs Freddy Kruger? Pretty sure Lantern wins.

The power of rock: youtube.com/watch?v=noLPhZvcBpw

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My death will be profitable

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>Every time I die I come back with a random new superpower, often related to what kills me.
>Just keep getting killed by Freddy until I have a power that beats him.
>Let him win anyway and annoy him so much he leaves me alone.

Summon Optimus Prime, Silver Age Superman and Classic Dr. Strange to fight him

Isn't that what prevented Freddy from going after her?
I seem to recall him coming out of the wall until the crucifix came into focus and then he went back after the other girl.

Don't forget "no tag backs" you complete child.

I don't think I've ever gotten so lucky in my entire life. That random button never works and it always seems like I'd die even against the simplest of villains. This time though....this time....I win.
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I don't know, I have an abnormal ability to exploit any power to the point of crushing existence. Granting me any superpower is basically an instant win for me.

So I tried this, very fun. I forgot about this page. But I was getting easy ones, like Death Embodiment and Omniscience.

I need a hard one.

Wost I got so far is coin magnetism, which people call lame. But it is just another case of lacking imagination. (pic)

No I think at the point in the film you're referring to Nancy was still awake, but her friend had just fallen asleep after having sex with her boyfriend, which was the person Freddy had been tormenting up until that point.

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Super Freddy has no chance. This is broken as fuck

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Wow, Freddy really fucked up. He manages to pick the one dude with a power set that counters his in its entirety yet is so niche he could be beaten up by some rando on the street. Freddy is actually less than powerless against me. He's just a dream.

Jellyfish never sleep. You win, dude.

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this is an autowin condition, right?

>Psychic Constructs

I could lock him in a box?

Only if you think you can.
If you have fear or doubt he can get out.

Then again a panicked spam attack of boxes and stuff could prove a painful distraction, doubt it would kill him. But could see it slow him down long enough for you to do it right.

Basically you could use this to kill him, but your skill level would need to be high enough to ensure your Constructs beats his Nightmare Reality.

I say you both roll Will checks, higher one wins.

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>The power to lack the need for sleep.

I win.

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Holy shit. It's actually the anti-Freddy power set. Nice.

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Holy crap this is an amazing power. What should my name be? The Exagger-gator?

You could even limit the power by as soon as you fuck Freddy he snaps out of it, causing an interesting series of dreams where Freddy just tries to fuck you through ridiculous and absurd means. In fact... Can we get a show/movie based off this? It's like Wishmaster... only with dicks.