Endtown 2017-02-20

Previous thread got deleted for some reason.

wtf kind of face is that to make while slapping someone? Is Aaron autistic?

Maybe it's supposed to be self-referential?

I think it is just a grimace with a long face.

The rabbit mayor is gonna be eaten at the end, I sense it.

>Allie's tradition of knocking the shit out of bitchy canines lives on

>Promote giving into your animal insticts
>Get eaten by a predator because your one of the weakest mammals in the world
What a surprise

post yfw he embraces it

Pure pottery

because we're all saying it repeatedly, this means Marx will "save" him at the last moment perhaps for a crueler fate

Qt wolf girl

I'm in the wolves side. Eat the pigs, race war now!

> meanwhile back at the hospital

Holy shit I didn't notice the page before this one

That was fucking quick

they're trying to summon Al Gore by making a manbearpig

Kek

Well there it makes more sense because Kirby looks concerned and conflicted about slapping the shit out of a woman one third her size.

>That was fucking quick
99.9% chance Neathery got laid for the first time in a year and had to write it into his comic strip

>Is Aaron autistic?
>can't read expressions
I have bad news for you user

Don't fuck with Heather, and don't fuck with her best customers. With all the pigs gaining or losing weight she must be swimming in cash.

>Heather's job mostly involves making tiny versions of clothes and cutting holes in them for tails

Yeah I was wondering about the whole "our clothes magically shrunk/expanded to fit us" thing

People seriously thought Heather was a donkey?

He will be forced to live in a reality with nothing but feral rabbits.

Ha!

>our clothes magically shrunk/expanded to fit us

that isn't ever implied, really.

In fact, just the opposite.

She certainly looks like one, given the teeth and different color of the snout.

Or hell, maybe it's a mule just to fuck with all of us.

>our clothes magically shrunk/expanded to fit us
Go back to GoComics.

flask is hot

I thought she was a donkey too but her ears don't look as long as Grout's or Annie's.

>In fact, just the opposite.
Oh, so everyone we saw huddled in the WWIII flashback with Farx had tailored clothes?

That's a question for Aaron, dispute him clearly showing that the clothes themselves don't shrink with Doc and Holly.

i guess it's just a case of cartoon logic.

bingo

Mr. "I THOUGHT EVERYTHING THROUGH" strikes again

have a celebratory wank, user

Open your mouth, user

>Jacob Jackrabbit

>Heather H____

>Portia P__

Wait till yer mum's out of the way, user.

>Wally W______

Wildcat?

Wildcat.

>Jim Jensen

we got smart people here

That reveal made me think Aaron lurked here.

Feels good, man.

This comic has been dead to me for a while.

Lizard town arc, right

Why?

>Herää
>Ei turritytyä ;_;

Oho, nukuinkin melkein täydet yöunet.
En herännyt kuin kerran.
Taitaa painojennostelun uudelleenaloitus auttaa.

Mut kuitenkin, TYÄN ILOA.

Lol, sorry.

> Hit her so hard she turned into a cat
damn

That's not too far off. Either that or forced to live in a reality of actual animals where the wolves don't see him as any different from talking standing bunnies in clothes.

That's a hoof hand too

Despite just smacking her, she pretty much got the full force of at least a punch right to the jaw or worse depending on how hard she smacked.

>It wasn't a fantasy

Tell me Aaron is just pulling our leg with an extra comic inbetween

Go cry in the corner Dottie.

Bump.

Why do Endtowners react with violence to bantz?

I don't understand what you mean.

She's onto the wolf trying to make her suicidal and couldn't contain her disgust.

>If there’s an animal with no self-control, it’s the North American Wolf. Reintroduction of the wolf into Idaho has removed elk and deer populations from several parts of the state. About three years ago, five wolves dug into a sheep pen and killed more than 100, far more than they could ever hope to eat. Usually they shoot wolves today for the same purpose, but it used to be that when an Innuit wanted a wolfskin, he’d take a knife and coat it in blood, freezing several coats onto the knife. Then, he’d freeze the knife into the ice and wait. A wolf would come along and lick the blood, and then go into a frenzy eating it, not realizing that it was eating its own blood from the cuts it inflicted upon itself.
>Pigs by contrast don’t overeat.
-Nabuquduriuzhur, GoComics comment section.

>not realizing that it was eating its own blood from the cuts it inflicted upon itself.

delet this

>GoComic posts now more civil than Endtown threads.

They've always been. GoComics posts are defined for being retarded, not uncivil. Go back, you pretender.

Hes an idealist but I dont see this happening unless theres absolutely no way for him to avoid it.

It's a cow's face.
Not exactly something you can find a pic of "cow with human emotion" for reference.

Ya know ... Maybe Endtown isn't worth saving.

I mean this is a town full of people who will:
1. Form angry mobs ready to kill anyone who brings beans into town
2. Attack newcomers for their stuff
3. Arrest a person and hold them for weeks on charges of giving away breast milk
4. Literally lynch a guy (R.I.Panda)
5. Have public fistfights over waifus
6. Bother magical oracles over carpet pricing
7. Follow political campaigns that promotes their animality in a racial segregation way
And other asshole things I struggle to remember.

Don't do that

Bean. Time. Orgy.

Could someone draw Heather with the face of the horse in this pic.

>cow
Do you have some sort of brain damage?

Jacob does NOT believe in that bullshit, he just preaches it because it's popular. He is a politician, he would say anything for mass appeal.

Did you not read the comic or what?

Sorry thought I saw white spots.

>white spots make the cow
Yep, you have brain damage.

> Chat shit, get banged

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