At cinema with dad

>at cinema with dad
>character says the word nigger
>dad starts laughing hysterically
Anyone wanna trade?

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>dad is in his 60s
>hates black people and rap music
>puts on my brother's hat sideways
>"Haha look I'm a rapper"
>starts crossing arms and moving them in the air
>"Yo yo yo and a bottle of rum!"

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>at slave auction with dad
>gets drunk and buys hot female nigger instead of mandingo

>at cinema with sister
>character says the word nigger
>sister bites her lip

>at cinema
>character says the word 'n*gger'
oh wait they don't because it's fucking 2017

That's hilarious. Please enjoy your moments with your father. My father passed away a year ago this month and I'm just a bit sentimental.

lol

ayo what? hol up, i'm finna have my boys kick his pink ass out

Please robert, hes only laughing because of how ridiculous it is for people to use that word in this day and age

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My dad is fat, constantly complains about Windows because it's shittier than Linux, introduced me to anime at a young age during the original airing of Evangelion and Martian Successor Nadesico, and is a reifag.

Faggot

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I'd trade my dead dad for yours f.am

>drinking some cognac with 75 year old dad
>start talking about modern politics
>mfw he unironically refers to blacks as negros
>mfw he quotes Trump as having said "Grab her by the fanny"
>mfw he thinks all the Hollywood drama is caused by women out of line, and references how all the famous women from his day would be pressuring each other to sleep with Frank Sinatra, because they're all whores really

It was a different time

>at cinema with loli sisters
>black guy takes off his shirt
>they both shift in their seats and cross their legs

where do I get a kino dad like this?

>and is a reifag.
a man of culture

>14 year old sister says she wants to marry a black guy
>17 year old one is redpilled as fuck

Based

>14 year old sister says she wants to marry a black guy

How did you react?

I asked her why (couldn't give an answer, but I assume it's TV), and told her that it was retarded.
She's a pretty big bitch, as it is. Unpopular at school, all her siblings can't stand her, parents have been freaking out trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong.
It makes me feel good, cause all my other siblings are massively successful, and I'm just kind of the NEET with a 4.0, so at least now I know I'm not the failure of the family.

What's her deal, though? Is she just wanting the BBC, or is she trying to hurt your family?

>ask dad if he wants to go catch a movie with me, my treat
>"why go to a theater where i can't smoke and have to listen to a bunch of faggots talk through it?"
Based dad.

Nah, it's just her lashing out due to perceived unfairness or whatever.
At least my parents don't let her go out too much, but still far too much.
I keep telling them to take her phone away.

beat her

Please show him American History X. It's a great comedy

I hope you turned out better.

At least he likes the girl that doesn't have a boy's face.

you can afford a hot slave AND a mandingo
now im trying to imagine how big is your cotton field

Can you introduce me to your dad?
I want to hang out with him.

>dad calls me a disappointment and wants to disown me
>calls me over all the time anyway because he needs help with some shit
>too beta to call him out on it because I want his money

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ayo homeboi whats her snap

You're family sounds like a bunch of fascist, KYS, you americans make me fucking sick

>at cinema with mum
>interracial rape scene
>mum starts giggling

>beat up your dad after he disrespects you
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There's a fighting chance he's on here now.

Do Americans actually talk during movies?

>dad calls my mom a whore
>slap him in the face
>started crying
Best moment in my life

>not mom starts moaning

one job

>europoors only watch silent films

>at cinema with sister and dad
>eating Pascal Marshmallows
>marshmallows covered in white powder
>lights turn on after movie
>I look like I've been doing serious cocaine

they shoot up theatres during movies.

then the clapping begins.

only the niggers

>go to movie with dad
>he starts whooping and hollering whenever the nubian hero sticks it to whitey
>it was all in my head

did that rlly happen

>nigger
>having a dad

Does this actually happen, or is it just a meme? I've never seen blacks do this in a theater, but then I live in Canada. Everyone's a lot more mellowed out here.

>at theater with my gf and her bull
>they start making out
>he's finger banging her
>eventually she's sucking his dick
>people around us can tell what's going on
>they move to the bathroom and continue fucking
>mfw I have all their snacks to myself

My dad did this during 12 Years a Slave. And during the funeral song hr literally started humming sarcastically to it outloud, all in a theater packed with niggers

Faggot

t.average white american male

Should have sung along with Run Nigger Run

>60 year old dad
>walk past the living room
>dad is just sitting there on the couch staring at the blank tv, doing nothing
i won't end up like him i swear

>i won't end up like him i swear

true.

you won't live past 40 LOL

>'n*gger'
what a beta male cuck you are
NIGGER

I'll take your dadblack friend

Fellas is it possible to send a slave instead of yourself to the popcorn mines if you fail a penis inspection? And do I have to buy him a falcon as well?

i'm not american though

>Go back to slave auction with mom
>she buys the mandingo
>when we get back to Candyland, she takes him upstairs to help her in room instead of making him pick cotton outside
>basically wasting her money by not using his body for what it's worth

Silly woman. Doesn't know how to use a slave, lol.

You could. But then you can't collect points for the crab legs voucher.

>go to movies with dad
>we have to leave 30+ before the movie even starts, plus an extra 20 minutes before hand to pop our own popcorn
>dad drives like a maniac, speeding and cutting corners
>get there, dad gets really pissed when people that have ordered their tickets online get to skip the queue.
>get inside, movie doesn't start for another 10-15 minutes, we wait in silence
>movie starts 5 minutes late, we have to sit through 10 minutes of ads and 15 minutes of trailers before the actual film starts playing
And of course we often have to wait right to the end for the end credits scene.
He does this every single time we go to the movies, like we went to see Thor 3 yesterday and he was pissy because we didn't leave 20 minutes early (it takes 8-9 minutes to get there). It's all because of an extremely bad experience we had at the cinema many years ago that very nearly turned him off going to the cinema altogether.

>dad cinema
>racism
>embarrass
>mfw
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>you
>reading comprehension

>At cinema with son
>Character says the words "For you"
>Son starts laughing hysterically

>tfw your dad is progressive and accepting

Son from the future?

>At cinema with mom
>Michael Jai White gets on the screen and takes his shirt off
???
>I'm stuck cleaning the stains out of her seat after the movie

wow u sure showed him buddy

At movie theatres in Canada you can actually pay extra for membership services to movie chains where you can actually order popcorn, and a waiter will bring it to your seat before the movie begins. No idea how much it costs, or how many movies you'd have to see each month for it to pay off.

A post-modern masterpiece 10/10 gawker

Wow you really like *get* it :o

Yes

>average american
>white
???

>son discussing Weinstein fiasco
>mentions how based Mel Gibson has nothing said about him
>I bring up his bad history
>son says "well I guess it shows he was right about the kikes all along"

kek

>go and see dunkirk with dad
>we both love it
>I say that it was all a waste and that if they had seen what the UK has become they wouldn't have fought the nazis
>he says thats not true but I can tell he doesn't believe it, I showed him that webm of london, 'british' schoolkids
>he thinks its staged and gets mad

>interracial rape scene
>mom starts yawning

I like see webm.

This webm?

Yeah and a couple of others. I also showed him the video of paris trash migrants everywhere. He doesn't want to believe. This was a while ago. I've since realized that theres no point burdening him with it. He's 63 and doesn't want it to be true. He was #refugeeswelcome back when this shit started, hes changed from that though. Just a classic liberal idealist I guess.

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>it’s le kurent yeer meemee

what exactly is wrong with this? they don't exhibit unwanted behavior

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that is a european city filled with brown people. that is the problem. them being muzzrats is the cherry on top.

>they don't exhibit unwanted behavior

it's been like this for at least 30 years though. the problem isn't with the schoolkids, it's with the 'liberals' calling muslims 'Asian' and being unwilling to discuss the implications of a heterogenous society and what needs to be done to make them fit in more harmoniously.

because we're way beyond closing borders and deporting.

So what? Racist

terrorists can attack at any time in any place. the motivation for these attacks, even from ISIS point of view, is not actually to do with muzzies in western europe, it's about the attacks from our governments on muzzies abroad.

uneducated dumb muslims (the ones we specifically imported) then somehow make it about them.

You are not beyond deporting them.

Yes

nice mental gymnastics. muzzrats cant kill you if you dont let them in your country by the truckload.

>it's about the attacks from our governments on muzzies abroad.
>they are angry about the Iraq war!
Fucking lmao, you literally know nothing about Islam or muslims

They joined ISIS to kill infidels, rape girls and go to heaven. They come to Europe to get free money, to fuck white women, and then imams tell them they can get eternal paradise for spreading terror, and spreading Islam.
They have been doing it for 1500 years

obviously we can and should deport illegal immigrants and imo also legal immigrants that break certain laws / do not adapt to our culture. but you can't just deport all brown people. not only is it unfeasible to keep them out, it would serve no purpose. you'd just get extreme left-wing nuts doing attacks in their name for the 'injustice'

london and paris are such dumps

whatever the consequences its worth it

>but you can't just deport all brown people
Are you denying the Holocaust?

if even nazi germany and hitler couldn't pull it off in the end what makes you think it would be any more of a success now?

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