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"If the Nazi's had super-powers, they would of won WW2" the comic.

Anybody else bored of this shit? Started out as a cool concept but now every issue is:
>The allies have surrounded one of them!
>But they weren't counting on this ass-pull!

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Meh, they had to keep the Nazi's from losing otherwise the whole comic would just have to end. I don't blame the writers for that but still it really fizzled out.

This is back from hiatus?

>they would of won WW2

That's not the concept at all you child.

i dropped it this week, my porn comics have better plots then this

Needs to give the uberwaifus more screentime desu

yes

It feels like the tempo is dragging. But ther'e something I'm hyped for.

George Motherfucking S. "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t." Patton, superhuman leader of the European front.

>alternate history where the nazis won
yawn

It's been that way since at least halfway through the first part of the story.

At this point the Nazis have control of all of Western Europe and the British Isles, Russia's sole battleship is unwilling to fight any further west than Poland and is rapidly going insane, the UK's sole battleship isn't fully activated and her joints have a tendency to explode, Germany managed to sail a fleet of submarines to America and drop off two battleships along with multiple destroyers and tank/blitzmen, and the USA is unwilling to fully activate two battleship candidates. Whatever the concept was originally supposed to be, that's not what it is now.

What class is he? I'd be surprised if he could do anything unless he's battleship class, HMS Churchill and HMS Dunkirk only pissed them off.

> Want to see the Nazis battleships fighting Nigger battleships
> Racists Gov/Army Cripples 2/3 of America battleships by giving them only 18 activations instead of 24

America is fucked, the only one battleship they have has severe ptsd

Don't forget that Stalin wants to kill her since he can't control her

Somehow she is my favorite character in the series

I don't think they said, But even if he's low level, imagine this. I means that your rear command is nearly immune to conventional weapons, and can move and maneuver for hit and run attacks, with the greatest innovator in calvary manuver warfare since JEB stewart.

I thought that after I posted, a legendary commander given a new form of weapon might be able to come up with some tactics to turn the tide but this comic seems to imply that if you have enough blitzmensche then you win.

I keep expecting the Germans to be wrecked in one blow, but they keep surviving. I get the feeling the author thinks he's really clever by keeping them alive till the very end of the comic because that way he gets to "show the horrors of war" or something.

There's still a chance Stephanie and Turing will discover new uber types that turn the tide. Between new uber types, Patton in western Europe and Katyusha in East Europe the Germans MIGHT eventually get devastated leaving all of Europe a literal wasteland, along with east coast of the US. No Marshall plan in this timeline means Europe stays a shithole, ruled by Uber warlords, like a bunch African shit-hole tier countries

>would of

Fucking kids

True, Katyusha could totally flip the war but she doesn't really give a fuck about anything or anyone so I don't see her going on the offensive anytime soon.

Stephanie finding some new uber type is about the only way I see the allies standing a chance. Even then they would have to be at Katyusha's level or above to be effective.

remember boys, Ol' Blood n Guts is still over in Western Europe. Not all of the allied command got wiped out. He's super powered and filled with glorious righteous bloodlust, and he hasn't even heard about Boston yet....

He's a tankman going by size comparison.

Irrelevant. He'd still need a command staff and structure to function as a general and unless they're going to fill those entirely with Ubers it won't be nearly immune to conventional warfare. Putting him directly into combat is an unnecessary risk. Plus Patton wasn't really an innovator, his strategy was mostly to leverage his superior supply and reinforcement capacity against a weakened foe by constantly attacking.

>Cavalry
Oh man can animals be catalyst active? Because as stupid as it would be, an actual charge of mounted V2s on deathhorses would be fucking amazing.

That'd be retarded in-universe. Give it a physical activation? Horse now shatters all its bones when it tries to move. Halo activation? Horse gets spooked and starts firing off disintegration blasts.

i laughed hard at this

blitzneigh

activate rats with halo and let they in the enemy base lmao

No, it would make perfect sense in universe.

Imagine Unit 731 with uber poweres. Dose up an enemy catalyst sensitive with LSD and set him loose in the city.

Klaudia surviving and becoming a full halo battleship was utter bullshit

Correction, the Allies would do that and wind up destroying Chicago or something. Then the Nazis would show up riding Uberpferds that can run at 200km per hour and fly while shooting Halo blasts.

I'd put money on the Nazi Uber docs fixing her and making her more powerful than a standard 12 physical battleship. Hell, I'd put money down on all the Nazi Ubers getting upgraded.

and the Nazis were Aesir, and begin Ragnarok. GG No RE

i doubt, i think there is no more room for improvement, i never really understood the potential test, but i think there is a saturation point

although i think Katyusha have potential to be more than a battleship

what the US needs is a 20:4 with a lot of hand to hand combat experience, he would shred the two German male battleships to shreds

Thanks for reminding me to filter Uber on this computer as well, user.

I hope that also answers your question sufficiently as well.

I was hoping Invasion would start the process of evening out the war but after last issue I have realized it really is just Nazi wank and nothing will actually change
No matter what happens the Nazis will pull out a victory or escape with far fewer losses than they should or do whatever Gillen can think of to have them come out on top

you forget 2/3rds of the Nazi Battleships hate Nazi germany.

i wouldn't be too surprised if that one battleship let the other one destroy new york, and then just crushes him when he's exhausted.

at this point the only thing keeping any battleship in line at all is loyalty.

can someone link me or point me to uber invasion 1 or 2?

Klaudia just don't care anymore, she used to hate everybody, but now i think she is just apathetic

Siegmund hated/hates Hitler not Germany

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he's gay and sympathetic to western civilization. sure, he hated hitler, but i bet he also hated the people that cheered for him, like that blonde prick.

he tried to stop the war once by killing hitler, he's got to know that he is in a unique position to take even more drastic steps.

doesn't episode 3 leave him alone in new york with the man he hates the most?

i agree, klaudia is to scarred, emotionally, she's shocked to the point that she'll mindlessly follow orders in my opinion.

The problem is that if he really cared he would have ended things months ago in the comic. He could have brought the entire Fuhrerbunker down on the heads of the Nazi high command and neither of the other battleships could have stopped him in time. He could have defected. He could have killed the other two battleships. He could have done anything, but for all his talk he's still perfectly willing to fight for the Nazi regime.

i disagree. until very recently, he's always been surrounded by either the soviets, who he doesn't like very much, siglinde, who he would never want to kill, or enough panzermensch and/or that little prick so that his survival upon defecting was not guaranteed.

He shouldn't have any qualms killing Siegfried at all and the Nazi's preference for blitzmen over tankmen means he'd have a significant advantage against them. Remember, it took 100 Soviet tankmen just to take his arm off.

i dunno, blitzmen got more than twice the halo effect. a hundred blitzmen would take off more than an arm.

But only a fraction of the physical. All he has to do is halo up and speed blitz.

and to add, both himself and siegfried in a balanced duel without any additional factors (post arm removal) would almost certainly result in siegfried's victory.

i dunno, i figure a tankman takes the same time to one punch as a blitzman does.

i just wanna say i am eagerly awaiting a 20:4 japanese kung-fu battleship.

with how much it gets down to punching, a martial arts master battleship would be unstoppable.

>20:4 proficient at hand to hand
How many 12:12's do you think you'd need to take one down? 2 wouldn't be enough to down him with halo effects before he tore them apart. 3 minimum, with good coordination
Still no match for Katyusha

>>But they weren't counting on this ass-pull!
Fuck, you put it like that and it makes me like it more.

Last time I checked the nazis destroyed all of Western Europe to the fucking ground.
IMO it's more a "if the nazis got super-powers in 1944/45 everyone would lose" kinda thing, but whatever.

>if the nazis got super-powers in 1944/45 everyone would lose
to me it's more like "if they got the powers before their infrastructure was completely fucked so late in the war they would have steamrolled everything"
Introducing the ubers so late into the war, having the germans win asspull to asspull, all seem like arbitrary decisions by the writer to keep the series going.

While it's a valid criticism you guys are Americans so I don't trust you to be objective rather than whining because German supers rampaging through the continental US hurts your fee fees

>arbitrary decisions by the writer to keep the series going
Weeeeell,
Uber Patton is still around, innit? And Katya will inevitably get coaxed into fighting again. Also, Nips with nukes and possible Ayylmaians stopping everyone from destroying everything completely. Cue in 120 isssues more.

i dunno, i think even the golem, if air dropped from a high enough altitude, might be one of the only things that could take kat out.

i think katyushka's more likely to create an insane super-russia molded into her image.

the next time someone sets foot in moscow i bet it will look like alien architecture.

yeah, i suppose it's possible america gets the same treatment the british did and endgame is katyuska and her trainees vs germany, with japan doing something or other.

My bet would be, she tries to be all good and shit, shaping things, making edible mud and whatnot, training mini-ubers which will bite her in the ass (maybe some commie shits trying to steal her Russia/trainees from her) - big standoff and her going nuclear on everyone.
Bet nazis would get involved in it somehow and get decimated.

of course he's planting seeds of the eventual allied victory, like Turing claiming he's so damn close to a breakthrough and Patton being a survivor and an uber.
he's also pulled bait-and-switches before. leah was a failed hope who did shit all besides eat some mooks
just right now, all this bloat and stretching out the german defeat. a convenient uboat fleet, oh look, the british completely fell for our cruisers disguised as battleships! etc etc

I think Katya's going to fuck up Stalin and so much more when the backstab fails

the fuck are ayylmaians?

she's physically weak enough that stalin's back-stab plan might work without a hitch though. maybe they can get her before she has a chance.

>the fuck are ayylmaians?

my guess is the final form uber is genetically identical to the aliens.

You meme-fu is weak, young acolyte.
They're the ufo owners of the red thingy.
>Turing
This better be a plain computor calculating activations instead of him being revealed as uber or something.

So she get crippled and very angry (much like the big blonde chick)?

>"We gave you the tools to advance your society and all you did was use it to kill and maim thineselves" - the Aliums
Anyway, this sounds Katya is pretty much there already.

>Anyway, this sounds Katya is pretty much there already.

katya? the final form? no. all uber research together is about 20% of the code. 3 effects have been found, physical strength/endurance, the halo effect, and whatever that psychic power to manipulate people's perceptions was.

many more effects are theorized, and many seem to have non-combat applications. i believe even the halo effect wasn't meant for combat, and really was intended for construction and transmutation.

>instead of him being revealed as uber or something.
but turing's already an uber
>So she get crippled and very angry (much like the big blonde chick)?
endgame floating brain Kat here we come

That would be a baller way to win a war: turn Patton into Super Lu Bu.

>Russia's sole battleship is unwilling to fight any further west than Poland
The old border between the USSR and Poland or the line in the middle of Poland decided upon in the Nazi-Soviet Pact?

what would a spy focused battleship be like?

direct mind control?
mass hallucinations?

something like that could probably turn any uber against his own easy.

the germans fucked up not focusing anyone in this.

I kind of figure at this point the story will end with most of the northern hemisphere(except Africa, the Middle East, and most of Asia outside of Japan and China) in complete ruins, with the southern hemisphere(and the surviving northern hemisphere nations) taking up the mantle of civilization in a really hamhanded ending

>but turing's already an uber
Oh Jesus Christ!

>katya? the final form?
Not as much as ""final form"", but using uberism for "good" things.
>halo effect wasn't meant for combat, and really was intended for construction and transmutation
And making people puking their brains out sick.

AFAIK the latter and an early draft as well.

i doubt human civilization as we know it will exist at all after the events of uber. we either all die or superpowers for everyone transform society beyond our wildest dreams.

no because the other hemispheres still don't have the means to develop their civilizations. where are the resources? the technology? the infrastructure?
maybe China, but that's it. America won't be able to help Japan and Europe rebuild as much.
If anything the uber technology will lead to a new era and cold war led by (guess who) the current leaders in uber tech

>And making people puking their brains out sick.

side effect. don't stand to close to an alien welding torch.

Placing bets that besides token wins against Tankmen, he gets splattered when they try a major offensive? He might have some kind of beneficial effect, such as inspiring Jewhulk to learn how to fight despite her wound.

I really doubt Siegmund will do anything without backup. Unless Siegfried is utterly at his mercy he won't make the kill since he has no where to go. If he ever encounters Turing/Redhairbitch he will turn no doubt

I'm guessing the Japanese Battleship candidate surfaces on the westcoast and meets up in the middle with Germany. America surrenders and this starts some arc where the ubers now sort out how to build a new Uber society.

does patton even have an army?

It's weirdly like JoJo at this point. Minus the homoeroticism.

Imagine if they had Sherman.

Is this comic good or bad

depends who you ask

I only read Uber once in a while when I happen to catch a storytime, and I never got into it because, the once in a while I read it, the plot is always the one you describe OP.

Dry, monotone, after the fact narration that explains how the allies where finally going to win ONLY they didn't consider this previously unmentioned thing that totally wrecks their shit...

That and the "Avatar-house style", which I find ugly an unappealing, keep me out.

>At this point the Nazis have control of all of Western Europe
So they control a burned down wasteland? Well good on them
>and the British Isles
No, the British simple surrendered and promised to stay out of the war.

>becoming a full halo battleship was utter bullshit
She did not become a full halo battleship, where the hell did you get the idea from?

I enjoy it because I'm not a history/military nerd so the strategy/tactics errors don't bother me *as much*
That said, the recent issues have been bullshit. There need to be payoffs for the allies and soon

she's still at 12 loads of halo, nothing more. she could probably still fight too but it'd be painful for her

I'm not american and would be fine with USA being destroyed in comic but not by Nazis. I'm sick of super powered nazis , just want them (and all Germans) badly lose.

its an amusing edgefest and as long you don't take it too seriously you can enjoy it.
Don't expect too much from it though.

also Klaudia only became a pseudo-battleship

only thing I can see in the Uber Universe is total anhiliation for the whole world

Supposedly compatibility for "mentalism" stacking is rarer than Battleship potential.

Getting three of them is already lucky. For them to also have Battleship potential would be... last boss-tier stuff, I guess?

On the bright side, the Allies are going to get Ubers who can fly but who gives a fuck, it's not going to do anything until our brave Minority Heroes show the white man how it's done.

inb4 the hyped Blacks get literally blown the fuck out, like the Colossus.
that was for no reason absolutely hillarious

im gonna be so pissed if that PTSD bitch cries while one of the black guys die.

so that PTSD kid projectile vomits at the sight of carnage. what's the chance he kills someone with his super strong projectile vomit?

either through kinetic force or extreme acidity counts.

>The allies have surrounded one of them!
>But they weren't counting on this ass-pull!

Wow, that sounds exactly like how WW2 actually went, up until the nazis attacked the soviet union.

He's going to do that. You can just tell, he's going to fucking job when push comes to shove, and the Mario Bros. are going to have to save his ass.

Like, he'll accomplish absolutely nothing. He's there to be a pussy.

I don't think they ever confirmed killing the spy uber they sedated. think he'll come up again? hope not. I want him dead

the allies never found out how to create the spy Ubers right?
also does anyone remember why the fuck the Nazis had that weird ass Cave for activation?

no, they said the catalyst required was too much so they couldn't afford it. I dunno if germany had spies since the beginning or they miraculously produced enough catalyst again

the cave was to contain accidents I think. their first battleship activation made a monster that went out of control

Not OP,but it's about time the Nazis have loses of importance. Battleship Siegfried is a little,sadist shit, and Siegmund is so fucking fed up with him I'm surprised he hadn't tried killing him by now.
The story must go on, but the Nazi Mary Sue meme has already lost its charm. I'm dropping this like hot metal if next issue doesn't have something new.

No idea,but enough to weather a halo assault from this doppelganger guys. I hope he's in 3:3 or something (I think that's destroyer), but turns out he's got battleship potential and we end up getting a 10 feet tall,ass-kicking,uber-ravaging machine. Dunkirk was a cruiser,so no real chance of bringing a battleship down by himself (though those guys were also cruisers), and Churchill was a fucking mistake of unbalanced power (and her activation wasn't completed).

i bet churchill will get a battleship kill before the end. it's sad how the british threw her away like that into a battle everybody knew she couldn't win.

and what i mean by that is she's the perfect ambush weapon. she can be thrown/jump vast distances, and is near indestructible and literally the strongest uber alive.

if you know exactly where a high value target is or going to be, either hide her in a basement nearby, or drop her through the roof.

she can squish her target and hop away.

dunkirk was 5:1 and the fake battleships were 4:8. if he had enough support and played it right he could have probably taken one of the 4:8's. but oh well...

>she can squish her target and hop away
there's just one problem...
maybe it'll be fixed in the future, but for now we still have that problem...

what problem? she doesn't need both legs to hulk fly everywhere.

we don't know that. would be nice, but what we've seen are
-her knees are so shit she needed to have the swelling/pain reduced before combat
-we haven't actually seen her hulk jump. run, yes. no jumping in her current state. hell, the force from jumping with one leg might even bust her last knee
-she said she couldn't stand up after being disabled

>1 and the fake battleships were 4:8. if he had enough support and played it right he could have probably taken one of the 4:8's. but oh well...
he came down near to taking down one of them, and jew hulk needed strong support as well in order to function well.