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fake but fun to imagine

best emma

It's not a secret Emma's a Stacey bitch.

>Best Emma will never mercilessly bust your balls

is she the girl in the webm with the baseball bat hitting the exposed scrotum?

That's not funny, my brother died that way.

mmm that saucy flash of side-pit

what a lil pit slut

being dragged to a dressing room by his dick?

no being told to wait there he died of eternal bleeding

Who's next for her abuse?

bet she likcs them likcd!

me, hopefully

I want her to abuse me.

Don't worry, I'll abuse you. Tell me where you live.

>you will never be verbally abused by best emma

YES WORST EMMA CONFIRMED

>tfw you embrace your sweet crying apologetic Emmafu in your arms after picking her up from the police station the day after she was arrested over a domestic dispute between the two of you in which the police found that the fiery little 5'2 girl had bludgeoned you with her hands and even bit you

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I say...

Emma Stone > Emma Watson > Emma Roberts

>eternal bleeding

fuck off nigger

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concentration camp when?
amiright

>"rub harder you piece of shit"

you may be a nigger but you're correct here

tfw emma will never physically abuse me..

Seriously though, realistically how much damage could she actually do at 5'2 and probably 100-110 lbs? My fucking dog is bigger than that.

Poke your eyes out

the real damage occurs under the skin, user

she could do a lot of damage to my dick

You just know she tried biting them with that wide ass mouth of hers.

I know, it's laughable.

Imagine her straddling your chest and pummeling you, her tiny fists impacting your face over and over, hundreds of times before your skull finally caves in and oblivion takes you

Don't you have a liquor store to rob or something?

gross furry

shut the fuck up you dumb nigger

I just realized that's Evan.

(You)

im not into her at all. i means shes pretty but for some reason she doesn't do it for me.

A lot. You can't fight back against girls and they use heels and jewellery and stuff. It's great.

But, I would love that. And I would brag about it, even 20 years later.

The fuck is that top

The Hoverhand Hug

>that pic
fuggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

post pics of your dog

she might be the second best emma but I'd let her abuse me
Like said, what damage could that tiny girl do?

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But you sickos would want that to happen to you.

Of course

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>can't
i'm a wizard i don't give a fuck, all it takes is one good punch with your meathook and she'll think twice about going off

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DAAAAMMNNN KRAGER LOOKS LIKE THAT???

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Yeah, it would be the only way my waifu would touch me

E M M A !

WHERE IS THOS FROM?!?!?!?

Emma Roberts looks like a poor mans Margaret Qualley

Need more Emma for evidence.

Damn when did she get that thick

Other way around

I would pay good money to have emma Roberts physically and verbally assault me. Talk about being ungrateful.

God I wish that were me.

>SHE WILL NEVER BULLY YOU INTO A SLAVE AND MAKE YOU LICK HER FEET

There are 3 ways to deal with it. You leave, you throw her out (she'll be frothing mad and call u pussy either way). Then there's the 3rd, where you rape your gf into submission, it's high risk high reward.

Get her on her stomach full mount, your shins over her calves, rest on your elbows for support and wrap both hands around her throat with a loose grip.

The most important thing is not to gloat after she cums on your dick, and be affectionate afterwards with kissing and cuddling.

This doesn’t seem accurate

Hmm. Can i have both?

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*Gasp*
She used her hulking strength to beat men and called them bad names?!
OFF WITH HER HEAD

WOW, NOW I WANA SEE HER CHUBBY

>best emma will never humiliate you then crush your testicles with her tiny titanium fists

she does have grate legs

>men outed for sexual abuse
>women outed for mental abuse

yes

>ynw be that wall

>Emma Roberts will never catch you looking at pictures of Better Emma and Best Emma and beat you up as punishment

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>grabbing the groin area and demanding he march to her dressing room and wait for her

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thanks miss skeltal

how is she so cute bros?

who wouldnt

I don't see any source.

Had a girlfriend start hitting me while I was driving.

>something bad happens
>keeps smile on her face, doesn't melt down into apocalyptic rage or crying

where the fuck do I find girls like this, I've been looking in the wrong places apparently

She's such a klutz :')

on first glance you might think she dropped the drink that wasn't precariously balanced on top of a coffee lid

but upon closer inspection you will see she places the drink that was in her right hand in the precarious space formerly occupied by the now spilled drink

and this situation is even more tenuous given that she is now bending over, attempting to clean up the spill while balancing

Her teeth and nails are DEADLY

Are all men in Hollywood fags. What reality is this? Go to my trailer and wait for sex, this generation is lost.

I will however respect these men if they did in fact fuck her, and are now suing, that the ultimate reversal.

Jesus Christ I want to motorboat those tits and later get ballbusted by her as a punishment.

how is she so alpha

Dog bites heal but Emma’s scalding words will hurt you for life

holy shit underrated post this pic has everything

>tattoo
DROPPEDD!!!

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This stuff gets me diamonds honestly. I got bullied by the popular girls in high school, I think that's where it started

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except pubic hair