"I'm assembling a team"

>"I'm assembling a team"...
>flash to black
>*BRRRRRRM*
>"Now that the a-listers have been outed, we have a chance"
>*BRRRRRRM*
>"Yeah I'm guessing I'm back"

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>This is no longer podracing

*Voice over guy*

>In a world of sin and greed, three former
hot shots plan their revenge by carrying out the heist of their lives
>To steal all recorded evidence of the freaks who fucked them up the ass all those years ago in order to expose Hollywood for what it really is

>COOOME TOGETHEER, RIGHT NOOOW

>after credits scene

>brendan: "I told you already I'm retired"
>"Well then you better take a look at this"
>hands him a dossier with tom cruise's picture

I'd watch it in a heartbeat.

Hahahaha, my sides.

MOI MAN!

>This summer the men will have to put Kid back in kidnapping as they steal the spotlight.....again

holy fucking shit can we crowd fund this

>Fraser :"I'm putting together a team, people with no talent whatsoever. See, I believe Hollywood is dying--

>Furlong : "Stop right there, I'm in!"

>Fraser : "You are ? Just like that ?"

>Furlong : "I need... money"

COMING THIS SUMMER: THOSE WHO DON'T EXIST

I'd watch a movie of washed up child stars doing a heist on some big Hollywood director. Could be fun.

Haley Joel Osmont got a beard like that? I can’t even grow a proper goatee

YOU

CANT

UNFUCK

YOUR

SHIT

ALONE

>Also starring Mel Gibson as the former star turned whistleblower

topkek bankroll it

Kek

Osment - A Voice Actor who stands his Ground

Ani - A Youth who curses his Fate

Furlong - A Rival living a Lie

Brendan - A Fallen Legend

The other two are full JUST but Haley Joel Osment isn't really in a bad place. He has a nice, warm face and he still gets a fair amount of roles. In his interviews he appears to be a regular, happy guy.

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Haha hey guys you're making a movie?

fucking kek

...

>scene where they're all hundled in the living room pouring over stacks of documents
>"Wait Edward, take a look at this email correspondence. It says here you were Cameron's first pick to play Jake Sully in Avatar, the highest grossing film of all time, not adjusted for inflation of course"
>Furlong scoots over to Haley Joel Osment and starts reading
>Osment hands him another sheet
>"And here Weinstein sends an email to Cameron convincing him to pick Worthington instead"
>"Dated November of 2008. Wait a second... wasn't that around the time when Weinstein threw his dinner party? Check the attendees list"
>furlong traces his fingers down the alphabetical list of names
>"Worthington...son of a bitch"
>Jake loyd is tapping away furiously on his laptop. "Aaaaand I'm in. The hotel security footage shows Worthington visiting Weinstein's room that evening"

*steps out of the shadows*
You didn't really think this universe revolves around you?

It is real in my heart

You can[not] unjust your career 1.0 alimony edition

Why does anakin look like he's the one who played a part in American History X.

Masterful scene, sent my sides orbitside.

>A figured shrouded in shadows teleports behind jake lloyd as he watches the footage
>"Some things cant be unseen or should I say....UNJUSTED"
>Figure revealed to be the Gandalf of the movie played by Rip Torn

Great thread

>call me Trapmaster

>You don't have the guts to do what you have to do. I've been fighting this war for years. Alone.
*Montage of Macauly making IEMs*

*Kicks down a door*
*There are producers having an orgy inside some kind of cult temple*
>This is it! Don't get scared now!
*Fire full auto to the crown
>Keep the change, ya filthy animals!

**Fires full auto to the crowd*

what about eric roberts?

>Anthony, what are you doing?
>I'm sorry, Kevin.

He's already at my door begging for a part

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. You wanna know what your mothers, all your whore mothers did, to get you those roles? What? You think it was your talent? Oh how they pleaded with me when you went through puberty and lost your boyish charms. 'Puhleeeease Mister Weinstein I'd do anything' ahahaha---"

>*BANG*

>"HALEY NOOO!"

>"He had it coming..."

I've got just the villain for you, user

Can this be a thing?

>I wasn't the villain you perceived me to be, the Pedophiles of Hollywood made me into the monster you see today.

Someone needs to make this shit happen! This is fucking kino!

why are you putting based Haley with those two degenerates?

le reddit jokes. can always tell because they are never funny at all.

>PUNISHED Brendan making his comeback

yes

>I know you've seen it, the roasties coming out of the dark, fighting for what they think is right.
>But they never felt the pain, the feel of a boy's innocence taken from him. They were whores. They gave it up for fame. They had a choice, and we didn't.
>Join me, and together we can release a documentary that will shape the revolution.
>While the Staceys are hashtagging #metoo, we will be hashtagging #usfirst.

I am thinking of a biker rock song they use for these situations but I can't remmeber its name

>"I was never the same after Charlie Sheen raped my friend Corey Haims during the shooting of the film Lucas.He was a good friend"
>Drake Bell looks upon him in disgust "You will never unlock the truest JUST within me!"

>This isn't you, Corey...let us help, it's not too late. Take my hand.

WHAT THE LITERAL IS FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY'S FACE?
WHY IS NOBODY EVER TALKING ABOUT THAT?

keke´d

...

>Eri-
>"I'm in."

...

The unJUSTables

The true JUSTice League.
kino.

Kek!

tfw the kid from Hook is now a law professor and becomes the Batman like figure in the unJUSTice league movie

but hes a law professor u moron, hows he JUSTed at al

he assembles the team

Look at that face

These were some Sup Forums trailers from a while back. Still fucking hilarious

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We should make one about this thread.

>With our combined Strength, nothing will come between us again.

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its because they arent OC, they just take something established and twist it slightly like what you responded to and think they are so clever and hilarious

now look at thisthis sounds like something in a movie and it is interlayed with a couple memes relevant to the topic. this is original and funny, unlike the verbatim sheep redditor who can only change one word out of an already existing quip

Who is middle

The kid who played young Anakin.

...

Trailer ending joke.

>Osment: "Hey Guys...
*he points at Furlong and Lloyd*
>... I see dead careers"
>Lloyd: "Would you fuck off with that already!"
>Osment: *flips him the bird* "Why don't you try spinning on this, that's a good trick."

COMING SUMMER 2018.

Thanks, I somehow missed out on the knowledge that he is literally schizophrenic.

>"This theme park is impossible. How the hell can we possibly navigate thr-"
>"I know just the guy."

Who would play the token girl role? Shelly Duvall?

Nikki Blonsky or Jenna Fischer.

Next villain is Levin Spacey.
Then the third movie reveals the man behind everything....Tom Hanks

RDJ is the informant that blows the pedi ring wide open and is shot dead as he sacrifices himself to release all the info

The mentor

Either works

HOLY FUUUICK

...

Is there a role for jenna

>*lights cig in the dark*
>"hey can I join too?"

Left is VERY goofy looking. He's fat, has the face of a 12 year old, and has a big beard. You can tell he got that to look more many. That guy's face never changed. I cant' help but still see him as a kid. He's a kid playing dress up rather than a man.

JUST

.. Fraid not.

O-ok

>Halitosis

...

>This Holiday Season
>JUSTice will be served

Somebody literally exploit us and make a kickstarter.
Max Landis can write a script and John Landis direct.

>jake lloyd is the skitz of the group who genuinely believes he has fallen to the dark side
>usually found brooding in a black cloak away from the rest of the group
>occasionally makes comments recalling his days as a pod racer on Tatooine
>makes hand gestures in an effort to use the force
>near the end of the movie he makes a gesture and manages to make a security guard choke to death (revealed to be the guard choking on food)

>"Hey its Nikki Blonsky from the movie HAIRSPRAY"

lindsay lohan or mischa barton

>he promised us all that we will be in his heist movie
>but that asshole director put it in his safe instead
>hey guys, how about we do a real heist and get that script
>silence
>let's do it

it turns out it's FOOD FIGHT

Osment is still an active actor who gets roles. Nowhere near as JUSTed as the other two.

Excellent

Nice

What about Dewey from Malcolm? He got fiddled and justed too.

Joke could be he whines the most even though he's kinda successful.

I like it.

>I- I- can't do it guys. I just can't
>What are you talking about?!
>Guys... my career is not dead... Actually it was kind of decent for a B actor... I'm so sorry...
>Listen... It doesn't matter if you your IMDB page is not empty. What matters... is how empty you are here *points at heart*