Alright Deckard, get this

>Alright Deckard, get this
>C-Beams, right?
>Tanhauser Gate
>Orion
>I saw it all, Deckard
>I did

these threads don't even troll me because I know they are made out of angst of not getting the first movie. stay brainlet and mad

>that's right Deckart, flying saucers
>I have seen it all
>can you say the same?

a career as a Hollywood writer awaits you.

C BEAMS, TANHAUSER GATE
NOW THEYRE ALL GONE
TEARS IN THE RAIN
IVE SEEN IT ALL
THE RECORD SHOWS
AND DID IT MY WAY

>I've seen some shit Deckard...
>72 genders on Facebook
>Russian hacking the elections
>College campus against free speech
>People arrested for islamophobia
>And now, lucky me, its time to die

>ive seen things you people would easily believe

I've seen through you.

Is this Bendis?
Sounds like Bendis.
Yeah, THAT Bendis.

>all these memories will be lost, like tears in rain.
no they wont, he's a fucking computer his memories are stored on the hard drive.

BRAVO RIDLEY

It's not the same kind of omputer you fucking brainlet.

>They're implants. Those aren't your memories, they're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's.
the replicants have storage.
yes they are computers

sneed beams

>I watched Sea Beans sparkle near a door.
who the fuck is going to be impressed by that?

Dude spaceships time to die Lmao *dies*

>nigga have you even seen beams?

>Deckard...I watched a movie were Sean Bean did not end up killed

Now thats impressive.

>oh you fucked a robot? is that so? wow that's amazing Deckard
>oh what's that? oh you're having trouble realizing that humans and replicants aren't so different after all?
>come back when you actually spot a C-BEAM you stupid retard, then we can talk

This meme had some serious potential, but Sup Forums squandered it

>*record scratch*
>Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
>Well, in order to get here, we first need to go back a little.
>*fast rewind effects*
>[ORION]
>Little more
>*rewind effects*
>[TANNHAUSER GATE]
>That's the sweet spot. Now it all started that day I first saw them. C-Beams, they called 'em. Of course, I didn't know it at the time...

Who says the memories aren't deleted?

>toasted angels got dropped bro. it was all stormy n shit ... crispy lookin motherfuckers

I don't get this meme.

I mean, the things he describes really do sound spectacular to me, and I don't have a reason to think that they are things a typical man in the Blade Runner universe would ever see in his lifetime.

Are you guys implying that seeing the stuff he describes is not special at all? Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Or are you making fun of the fact that it is never explain what a Tenhauser gate is?

the meme is escalating the situation until it morphs into something else, but while it doesn't it's also good for reading newfriend comments like yours

>They call it a sperg-comped test. Measures a poster's autism levels. With most posters it takes 10.. 20 memes top.

This

>people still reply to these threads

>implying they shouldn't
wow ugly

>people still reply to my replies

>implying getting replies on an imageboard whose core feature is people replying to other people is a noteworthy achievement

>people still reply to my ripleys

C-Beams, right, and then... little monkey fella.

>people still want to shitpost, have fun and shieeet

Seriously?

I've seen things you wouldn't believe, ray. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate, and you know what Ray? I don't have a key. Caspere knew this.

>seen bugs.. you... people... wouldn't believe

tyrell knew this

Obviously we got it, its not that deep senpai

We're just making fun of deep it thinks it is, the line is literally Joe Rogan tier deep

Good job.

>Spectacular
We're making fun of how you could make anything sound spectacular.

DUDE I SAW FIZZTURNIPS GROWING ON MIDITRON

Anything could be used, and attack ships on fire dont seem that crazy or magical

>genuinely enjoy Blade Runner
>genuinely enjoy these threads
I don't see what the problem is famalam

KEK