YOU, user, are given the chance to make a movie! You have a budget of 200 million, and you can make the movie about whatever you want. However, there is one condition: the studio insists that the movie must star Idris Elba. What do you make it about?
YOU, user, are given the chance to make a movie! You have a budget of 200 million...
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the life of freddie glenn
passion of the christ 2
Does he have to be the central protagonist? If not then Dune with Elba as Stilgar.
Probably something similar to what Cary Fukunaga did. Except mine would suck. His was beautiful and I love the Apocalypse Now inspired elements
idris elbow always looks sleepy
Lmao that nigga smoked of that blunt
Daily reminder that blacks can never be British
Cheerio
Magic: the Gathering
or an epic about the Iraq slave revolt
James Bond
The Life of Hitler
Just for the butthurt on Sup Forums
The movie is about me getting paid 200 million dollars to get fucked by idris
It would be a movie about an African tribesman that gets captured by Arab slavers and sold in a North African market. He ends up in Baghdad during the golden age of Islam and interacts with many exotic cultures. Here he climbs up the hiearchy and earns the favour of the Sultan for his outside the box wisdom. Eventually he embarks on adventures in the name of the Sultan. To add conflict he could be threatened by the fact that he is a lowly slave that still believes in his pagan African gods and there are plots to get rid of this nosy slave
You could also have a plot twist about his adventure setting the grounds to expand further down Africa, thus putting his home in the risk of getting raided by more Arab slavers
Fuck man I lost track but something like this
it would costar Christina Hendricks
I would make a fantasy movie in a society where blacks are like the haughty europeans and they own redhead slaves that they call "GINGER" and whip a lot. Idris Elbow would wear really tight 1700s clothes and a powdered blue wig with fake blue moles on his face. He would talk like a plantation owner and own hundreds of white slaves but it turns out he's a benevolent slave master who gives his gingers a beautiful life that wouldn't be possible if they were free
Then the abolitionists come to take Eblow out, but his slavs stand up for him
I'd make "American History X 2", where the former neo-nazi goes skinhead again and takes revenge on the killer of his brother by curb-stomping him twenty years into the future (he is played by Idris Elba)
i would unironically support and see a movie where Ebla plays Hitler
Would watch
TIL about the Zanj rebellion
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we double black some porn sluts
I know you're just being ironic, but I'd actually really like to see Elba as Teferi in a Visions/Mirage-era story.
22 hour long blacked scene
Movie would be an epic along the lines of (((Exodus))), with Elbow playing the Paul Newman role, leading a mass movement of African-Americans back to Africa, establishing a functioning society where they all eventually die of malaria.
Martian Manhunter
Napoleon in exile. Elba is Napoleon on Elba. Some moron will find this confusing.
Spawn
The Princess Bride
Dunno. But he would be starring with my man.
>the studio insists that the movie must star Idris Elba
Easy
Make an adaptation of pic related. Since it isn't a very known book and the overall film budget shouldn't be higher than 20M$, I'd spend the rest on very agressive marketing
>the book is about a black guy that has a white girlfriend and then gets castrated by her brothers, so Sup Forums would love it
Buddy cop movie only the main character dies midway through. Elba plays the distressed chief of police
Very good desu sanpay
I would produce a high production episode of BLACKED with all of Sup Forums's waifus and directed by Greg Lansky.
unstimulated sex scenes with tons of white women
that's all I want, and frankly, that's all people here want.
>movie start
ok so which role, movie star doesn't mean the protagonist. He could be a side character for all I care
Roots: 2020
You cast him in the role of Arnold in a new remake of "Kindergarten Cop". Think about it, a strong black man protects the white woman's child from her crazy ex-con and specifically white ex-husband. The libs would eat it up.
>the studio insists that the movie must star Idris Elba
well he could just be a one screen extra in that case?
You also read the book?
It's a great book. It is incredible it was written in French by a Romanian Priest that worked for a government sympathetic to the nazis