The gods of your ancestors have been reduced to capeshit comedy and you pay money for it

the gods of your ancestors have been reduced to capeshit comedy and you pay money for it

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Oh get the fuck over it, it's a movie you don't have to see.
It doesn't shame anybody.

>The gods of your ancestors
You mean made up comic book heros?

>the gods of your ancestors

The Norse gods were never worshipped in the way we think of the Christian god being worshipped.

It was more of an animism. Think of Shinto shrines everywhere in Japan and spirits dedicated to everything, but no real gods that everyone sits down and worships.

Norse mythology is a collection of old legends, not the basis of a religion.

Your one European great-great grandparent is still resting soundly.

Life of Brian reduced the death of Christ as comedy and I own it on DVD. I suppose my ancestors are rolling in their graves.

They also were absolute degenerates on par with the greek panthenon.

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Life of Brian was actually funny tho, Thor: Memerock was unwatchable.

>the gods of your ancestors have been reduced to capeshit comedy

There's a capeshit comedy about Jesus?

Why did you watch it then?

>thinks there wasn't any comedy in Norse mythology

Because my bros paid for my ticket and i had hope that Waititi would have actually directed the film instead of Kevin Feige, i was wrong.

And here comes the cuck squad to defend it.

they were ridiculized and attacked by christianism long before tv was even invented.
what matter is what you think.

>who is snorri sturluson
>what is syncretism

Just saw it , it was good, had a good time

wo, I had no idea I had to respect the beliefs of a bunch of loser ancestors. we should sue percy Jackson next

>your ancestors
I'm not white, Varg. Also who cares about muh ancestry. Someone can spit on my ancestor's grave and I wouldn't give 2 shits. They're just dust now, and it's Subhuman to think anything else.

>not liking the closest movie to Simonson's run on thor
if I saw this on Sup Forums I'd tell you to go back to Sup Forums, but since we're already here I guess all I can do is tell you to shut the fuck up

Come on, man. I read the same run and the movie felt like a mockery of it.

I wish Sup Forums would stop sucking Disney's balls so much.

Of all the capeshit terms I have blocked, "capeshit" wasn't actually on the list. Thanks for that.

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it didn't feel like a mockery at all. I don't know why people think a comic book movie has to be serious wtf

>your ancestors
At least you didn't pretend this time

#notmuhodin

> mfw the only joke I actually laughed out loud was the pure imagination ride
Man and I wss the only one too

It was a mockery alright. Thor acted like a dumb retard and nothing that happened to Asgard, his family, his friends, his lover or anything affected him, because the movie couldn't take the slightest thing with a bit of seriousness despite upping the stake to ridiculous levels.

I love my ancestors but fuck their gods. Only Jesus Christ is Lord.

I didn't pay for it, I paid moviepass and they paid for it.

>the person who made/posted that png

This came out in 1997, so i'm kind of used to it.

So you’re the asshole brother. Gratz.

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if this came out today would everyone on here complain about black muses? why are we such pussies lol

My ancestors' Gods are planets.
If your heritage is nordic your culture was a joke to begin with.
I can't think of a more backward civilization than the raping, pillaging apes North of the Danube.

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That line was so Captian America it was perfect

>they actually seem pretty cool

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what are you then, who are your ancestors, and is your disinterest cultural or personal?

Yeah I think that in spite of all the Marvel vs DC nonsense on Sup Forums the MCU has some great lines.

>posts a Russian neo-nazi

lol ahmed

Still better than America.

Get yourself a bottle of Clorox

I would say get yourself some arab sperm but you're already waist deep in it.

Slavic Neo Nazis are cucks by definition

did you enjoy all the niggers in asgard?

>average murican

Meanwhile in your country.

Upvoted

They would actually look pretty badass without all the confederate larping. The dude in the center looks true-grit as fuck.

This is why I want flags in this board

That dude looks like he's one meal away from a heartattack.
Cпacибo зa paбoтy тoвapищa.

I'm pretty sure he'd be able to grapple you to the floor and snap a bone.

we must be respectful of important beliefs of ancient people even though none of them are still alive or if anyone still believes the same thing. this is no different from being respectful to the bodies and former property of deceased people if we believe that they likely wanted their bodies and property to be respected after death. this may include not disturbing the remains and property of such people.

Because Norse gods don't exist. Only Jesus is God. Amen

people who can't enjoy movies without getting mad about race should stay on pol where they belong

Ok :-)

shut up snowflake

I want there to be random white bois wandering around Wakanda if they forced niggas in asgard

There are four guys in that crowd right now that could fuck you up. Like I said, too bad they're confederate larpers.

africa is a real place and wakanda is meant to be extremely isolationist

meanwhile asgard is an ayy lmao planet filled with non-humans

why do the ayy lmaos look exactly like humans then?

stop watching marvel movies

Sounds like you're reaching for shit that doesn't affect us today, in hopes of gaining some superiority over people deapite the fact that every culture has a significant icon that has been forgotten.

Face it, you're American and you're looking for an identity to help feel victimised in the loser Olympics. You can stop using projection and straw man arguments.

You got me.

it appears that someone is severely buttblasted because of the amerimutt meme

beause it's based on a comic book you fucking moron shut the fuck up

The only belly laugh I had was Thor recounting a story where Loki transformed into a snake, the rest mostly got an under the breath chuckle
I think I only laughed that hard because of how Hemsworth said "BYEHH!" though

but the gods of my ancestors were terrifying bloodthirsty warmongers? so feared i doubt the ancestors would laugh at them

dats rite WE WUZ AZGARDIENS N SHIET

they are random aliens named after the norse gods you faggot fucking bitch.

another WE WUZ VIKINGS thread

I know

>We're going to do "get help".

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why is every white boy on Sup Forums like this?

Thanks for letting me know how much I've angered you. Next time leave the real trolling to the Aussies you amateur cunt.

>the gods of your ancestors
my ancestors aren't germanic

>[[[Tasneem Nashrulla]]]

>of your ancestors
I don't even care about my family now dude

>using jewgle

>swastika cut on head.

Too extreme. Makes them look like edgy faggots. Derrick Vinyard had the only real badass looking dedicated swastika, PERIOD.

This is no different from not putting the bodies of ancient dead people in a museum after they happen to be found while digging for something. Get over it.

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isn't this fucking No Man's Sky

As I saw it affected him, just wasn't a crybaby like batman and got over it to save his people, as he said, that's what a hero does.

>mention the name Derrick Vinyard from American History X
>First thing that comes to mind is a gay pornstar you watch

How much longer will you prove that you guys are queers? Will you literally have to be seen being butt pirates in public?

yes

Sure, user. American History X. Thanks for the Tip buddy.

No problem bob