Did Darth Vader lose the ability to have sex in the lava accident? Did he lose feeling in his entire lower body?
I dunno if this is the board for this, feel free to move it if need be, but this question has been on my mind for a while.
Did Darth Vader lose the ability to have sex in the lava accident? Did he lose feeling in his entire lower body?
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Henry Jenkins
Now that would be a fucking twist, if Luke had a secret half brother
Lincoln Adams
Well, his dick burned off.
Bentley Murphy
Who would be the mother?
Josiah Thomas
He feels pleasure through the force
it's like, when they say "I sense a disturbance in the force" he also feels his orgasms through the force
Aaron Nguyen
Lobot?
Kevin Wright
Did it? I don't remember that in the movie.
Juan Watson
Sure seems like it, just look at his legs. His entire body burned to red crisp all over.
Brody Turner
But they have advanced med tech, perhaps they could have made an artificial one.
Christopher Cooper
I don't think that's something Sheev would bother to give Vader.
Mason Green
>Luke, you're probably wondering why Darth Vader has spent the last 20 years hunting me down? Well, the thing is that I also severed his penis, along with his legs on Mustafar. He was a good friend.
Leo Barnes
Vader didn't really spend any time hunting Obi-Wan after RotS.
Ryder Stewart
Kill yourself queer
Tyler Price
He kind of killed him.
Isaiah Perez
Is there a pickle vader yet?
Angel Stewart
With no hunting involved. Kenobi came straight to Vader.
Ayden Ramirez
I don't even think Vader could be bothered after losing his wife and kids.
Dylan Johnson
His pants were made of that flame retardant stuff 80s Halloween smock-looking costumes were made from. Pants are intact in surgery scene. His dick survived.
Kayden Parker
What species do you think were in his harem?
Adam Miller
Prolly self-made sexbots
C3PORNO
Gavin Cruz
Haha upvoted! :^)
Andrew Wood
I often think of Vader as being too angry to have sex but at the same time I also thought it would be alright if he got to fuck some girliens. I imagine his penis got all burnt and fucked but he still has it and that it probably hurts him to have sex.
Gavin Carter
>2 individuals named "Skywalker" and "Kenobi" living in the same region on Tatooine
>Imperial Intelligence somehow never picked this up
Asher Williams
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His dick survived.
Samuel Peterson
The only people in the empire who know that Vader is Anakin Skywalker are Sheev and Tarkin.
Ryan Moore
>I also thought it would be alright if he got to fuck some girliens
I hope you get cancer
Julian Myers
Maybe they're super common last names.
Jace King
But his pants aren't burnt over his dick, and those would burn away first. 22nd or 3rd degree burns for sure, but it would still be there
Luke Morales
Obi Wan was literally the second most wanted person in the galaxy and Tatooine would have been identified as a planet of interest considering Obi Wan found his apprentice there. Add someone also named "Skywalker" (Obi Wan's apprentice) in that same area and that shit would have gone straight up to Vader.
Nicholas Jenkins
Who was the first most wanted? Leia or something?
Or was it Tyber Zann
Mason Hall
I don't think that a guy named Kenobi living on Tatooine was on any imperial records. He kept a low profile.
Anthony Baker
Yoda
Owen Watson
>22nd degree burns
my god
Jaxon Reed
Weren't they not allowed to use them in the first place?
Nolan Ramirez
>22nd degree burns
Noah Cox
He likely barely felt anything. Dude was like 80% robot at that point, only having a functional brain and heart. The rest was cyborg parts and life support systems to keep him breathing and alive
Carson Ward
I figure Skywalker is a bastard name like "Snow" or "Sand" in GoT,.
Adrian Martinez
He has arms and things.