We need Dwayne Johnson but we're out of budget

>we need Dwayne Johnson but we're out of budget
>I know just the guy

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Does The Rock even do anything other than action and comedies and combinations of the two?

>we need Dwayne Johnson, but imagine he actually acts instead of just showing off

Fixed

>giant man with tiny glasses
kino trope desu

this exactly
bautista is low key talented

>We need Dwayne Johnson, but he actually has talent and doesn't just play himself in literally every single role

>we need dwayne johnson but someone who can actually act

outshines A list ensemble cast of comedy actors in comedic movie
can play a subdued dramatic role with smoldering elements to go along with a fearsome or tragic character
can also be a generic bad guy bond villian

fuck you OP

>dwayne the meme johnson
>comparable to batista in any way

>we need dubs but we're out of them
>I know just the alternative

>all these haters

this
dave looked fucking great
I dont even know who he is but everyone was talking about him before the release
I felt genuinely bad when he died inside the first 10 minutes when people were wishing for him to have more screen time

...

>we need an ethnically-ambiguous intimidating minor antagonist
>I know just the guy

>this post again

...

Southland Tales was his best role.

Inspirational stuff

>we need an actor that appeals to autists/beta nerds on the internet
>I know just the guy

>people were wishing for him to have more screen time
user, you saw the short film didn't you?

Dwayne Johnson is a shit actor that plays in shitty family comedies and thrash action movies. In fact he did not have a single good flick. His acting is literally everytime just raising an eyebrow.
I really dont understand why americans like him that much.

Yeah it was kind of strange that they had him do nterviews and stuff. The dog had more screen time

>Blade Runner 2049
>having trouble getting a lot of money

Choose one

yeah, but only after the actual movie

...why do we need ethnically ambiguous villain?...

dwaynes only good film is pain and gain and even his acting in that is a little shaky

This. Big Dick Dave is burying Dwayne right now. Everything he's been in has been better than anything The Rock has done. Dwayne is a mid-carder jannetty who never drew a dime in his life

>...why do we need ethnically ambiguous villain?...

Why wouldn't you want an ethnically-ambiguous villain?

Patrician detected

>triple dubs
>not a single u
>having to respond to your own post for a you

I remember when shitposters on this board use to believe in things. What do you believe in huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN!

Namefas don't get (you)s for dubs, sorry

Inspired post senpai, this is exactly how I feel about them too. Plus Dwayne has such an annoying fucking attitude that can't be contained, he's way too full of himself. Bautista actually portrays characters instead of playing himself each time

Impressive

I like HHH better than The Rock because the arm tatts on the rock always kill my immersion

He's charismatic and likeable which is what you want for those roles.

you can always just cgi out the tattoos

>we need Michael Cera but we're out of budget
>I know just the guy

nice nubs

check mine

it flopped. get over it

>We need a physically imposing actor
>The Rock?
>No you fucking idiot, someone credible that can string a sentence together without grinning at the camera like it's a fucking cereal commercial and who can convey some sense of psychological naturalism with both pathos and vulnerability despite his imposing stature
>I've got just the guy!
Kill yourself you fat fuck

>implying the wanted the rock for Bautista's role

LAMO

dwaynetty never drew a dime outside wwe

You just know know they're gonna have some HUGE asspull to make him still alive in Fear The Walking Dead. Its going to happen. I just wonder how bad it'll be.

He needs to do Tron.

tron is shit

>got worked into a film shoot
I'm begging you to grow a chin

>Can we get someone for this native american role?
>Sure
>Wait the producers said that the movie is about Mexicans now
>Well just tell him to cut his hair short, put on a beard and call it a day

well now it is

He nailed the role

>Dwayne stars in dumb action movies and total shit
>Basedtista stars in kino

Really makes you think.

>implying gotg is any better than f&f

rock is a shit actor though

bautista is stepping his game up with every movie

>mfw rock got ultra butthurt at the Baywatch movie flop that he went off on his own fans on twitter for telling him it was shit

There are children in this very thread who think Batista was better than The Rock.

t. Dwayne

t. watched wrestling when it got shit

I think the difference between the two is that Bautista knows, or at least thinks, he's a shit actor, but actually tries to improve all the time.
The Rock thinks he's hot shit, and that influences his performance.

>we need a Latino criminal

>I have just the guy.

THIS GUY IS A FILIPINO!

POST YFW YOU FIND OUT THAT THIS GUY IS A PHILLIPINO

NO FUCKIN WAY!

>literally dreamworks incarnate

>can also be a generic bad guy bond villian

Bautista was one of the very best parts about Spectre, and I say this as someone who hated the movie. All his scenes were great.

this, he was great in blade runner

more like
>we need a good actor with a wrestling background
>say no more f4m

Sure thing Dwayne you manchild

I pissed a whole lake watching baywatch. Thats how incredible it was. Its an eternal masterpiece.

whoa chill it Tyrese shouldn't you be working on a new album to pay that child support?

Alexandra daddario even had to rescue me drowning in my own piss. Her tits were flopping around, I tell you it was crazy. #baywatch

this

i loved the fight in the train when he just kicks the shit out of their table

#litty

Why does he use black skinned Emojis, he's not a nigger

What's he gonna do when jumanji flops even harder?

erosion

Did he get really old since the last time I saw him or is it just makeup?

yeah i was really surprised by him in BR2049
guess hes the kind of actor whos very dependent on the director

makeup

Exactly this, i fucking love dave, he can look rough and tough but actually act unlike dawnye johnson

I was about to say, either it was for the movie or Filipino old age is even more sudden than Japanese.

>we need Dwayne Johnson but the role requires actual acting skills
>I know just the guy

>Dwayne Johnson in drama

Batista's fucking based, I'm happy he made it

>Dwayne Johnson in anything but a comedy/action/action-comedy
Are you fucking retarded?

bautista is a better actor than The Rock funny enough

except dave is fantastic

kino indeed

spbp

He's a better actor and a better person too.

Rock is just really weird and not genuine.

If James Cameron had any artistic sensibility left Batista would be the new Terminator

those are brown emojis, there is a darker shade available

besides he's half-black and brown enough to use them, what exactly is the problem

>We need Dwayne Johnson, only he can act, dorsn't mind going ugly, and has a sense of comedic timing

I like Dwayne Lebrock Johnson, but Barista is more of an actor. Dwayne is an entertainer.

Big Dave has come a long way.

youtube.com/watch?v=iCt-HUn0AAU

These autists don't realize this simple fact. Dwayne is a talented man but he is trying to be become something like Arnie not a character a actor.

Also mocking Dwayne for Baywatch flop, you idiots do realize that Blade Runner was an even bigger flop(Baywatch broke even unlike Blade Runner)

People didn't mock Dwayne for Baywatch flopping, they mocked him for throwing a big baby tantrum over it's failure

>we need DeWayne

People giving Tyrese shit for this but imagine what an asshole Johnson has to be to fuck up the chemistry of the F&F squad so bad

>One man has to babysit adults and make sure they keep getting checks.
I'm no fan of Dwayne but Tyrese is out of line.

>was only brought back because he was in 2Fast with Paul
>the rock has been in the same amount of sequels as Tyrese at this point and he's the main star next to Vin
>Tyrese less popular than Ludacris who had like 3 lines in 2Fast

>we need the MOST POWERFUL RACE version of Dwayne Johnson since he sucks ass
FTFY

leg day

>Uses wrestling as a basis for acting talent

Did you mean vin diesel?

+1 upvote

He looks like one of the cockroaches from Terraformars