DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED

DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED

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Doofenshmirtz had a hard life.

That's just a regular playtpus

(((Doofenshmirtz)))

Is just me or that building looks like Ferb?

My mind is fucking blown.

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PERRY THE PLAYTPUS!?
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For a jew, doofenshmirtz was really bad at merchant, culture subverting, and overall evil.

So WHY is it shaped like a sewing machine?

Because it's evil. Sewing Machines are the most evil of all -ing Machines.

He was also blatantly slavic, not (((Jooish))).

Like if Ferb got shot in the back of the head

And shaved

Most brutal way of killing secret agent animals, I'd imagine, is to sew them into your building.

hmm you've got your blue and your orange bits mixed up, Perry the Platypus. I tried that once, y'know like brown skin and beige hair? Yeah.. That got me in a lot of trouble.

This. ever send a needle through your thumb with the power of an electric motor, and then it leaves a thraed behind? and then you fail home ec? Brutal is the word.

Oh, it's a fucking wrench.

Looks like a pipe wrench to me

don't you mean bandsaw?

Monkey wrench

post the best jingle variants
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>After Hours~

>doofenshmirtz quality bratwurst
>bobblehead perry the platypus!
>doofenshmirtz holding a bucket!

>reading that in his voice
Holy shit you made my night user

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Malifishmertz Evil Incorporated
butnotreallyacorporationbecausecorporationshaven'tbeenenventedyetsoit'smorelikeaguildoratradesmanassociation!