Kino imitates art

kino imitates art

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Can anyone post the momoa webm where he dives backwards into the sea off camera?

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K....KINO

the 25 million dollar reshoots sure came along great

>one of the most expensive films ever made

haha

how can every character in the DCEU be a metaphor for jesus. seems contradictory at this point.

Is that the "watching a girl swallow a huge mouthful of horse semen" look?

does aquaman even have any noteworthy fighting skills above sea level except for being a big guy?
can he summon a sharknado?

Can he even breathe above water?

I know you're joking, but..

Superman - White Jesus
Aquaman - Brown Jesus
Batman - Fat Jesus
Flash - Baby Jesus
Wonder Woman - Woman

>Thor: Ragnarok literally has a Renaissance painting of Thor with a halo crown around his head
>Metaphor is still way more subtle than DC putting Superman next to a literal image of Jesus

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aquaman is actually the 2nd strongest justice leaguer after superman but he won't be in the movie cause muh wunder womxn will be the strongest

oh god is that real

You should see the cut leading into it.

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>the "wooooo" at 0.32

>This is a $300 million production

Holy crap this might be worse than Suicide Squad

color me impressed. nice catch

Akshully, he's moses.

looks like a cheap shit show from CW.

That chering is edited in. Right? Please tell me it's edited in, even if it isn't.
This whole scene is as incomprehensible as the into to TDKR

ABSOLUTE KINO

It is, you can tell it is.

Together Supes, Aquaman, and Wondy are the father, the son, and the holy spirit.

That was a clip shown during some talkshow. That's the audience cheering.

Hmmm...

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Jesus...

its honestly just obnoxious at this point

like how is this any different than tarantino referencing old kung fu movies? You know an old painting who gives a fuck

But this is DC. DC has always compared their heroes to old myths, paintings, religions and 2DEEP shit like that.

It's really obvious.

>Obnoxious at this point

>by "Visionary Director" Zack Synder

Religion is on par with crummy kung fu movies.
Good point.

Cringe

cyborg isn't. Really makes me thik

>they couldn't afford real water so he jumped into one of Snyder's green screen safety mats

aHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA oh my god my sides fucking hurt

>thor
>literally the son of god
>subtle

That fucking lookback like he's afraid of the water kek.

>More subtle than DC
>reading comprehension

lmao what the fuck

>the way he just kind of disappears out of frame

cockeyed doofus

is this a fucking joke. this is syfy tier shit

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

>literally the son of god
The son of A god, not The God (Christian God).

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PLEASE Sup Forums HELP

DC IS POINTING GUN AT ME

ARGH HELP ME PLEASEEEE GO SEE JUSTICE LEAGUEEEE

It's gonna be great

Just great

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WTF IS THIS?
JUST LEAGUE THE COMIC?

Yes the official movie adaptation comic just came out

What the actual fuck is this dialog?

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Women were a mistake

It's fucking WikiHow

that front right wheel isn't even round

They showed the clip on Graham Norton Show. It's the audience reacting to the clip.

I am absolutely sick of the Flash and the movie isn’t even out.

Jesus Christ shut the fuck up

Snyder's masterpiece
As he always intended

lmao what the actual fuck

Kek

kid dialog/ food references so i guess like a Happy Meal toy comic. I did get an ad for toys when looking at one of the trailers so i hope everyone knows thats the audience for this

that dialogue

what's this from? Is Ben apologising for grabbing some asscrack?

>Not even Alfred drives this car
Of course he doesn't, because Alfred actually has some taste and wouldn't be caught dead in that ugly piece of shit. The fuck kind of wheels are those?

What the fuck is with these faces? Did they crop shots of the actors onto drawn bodies and throw a filter on it or something?

Holy fucking christ did an 11 year old write this?

I for one think it's nice that they're doing a modern version of the Super Dictionary comics while keeping the syntax intact.

Women Woman- Female Jesus

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>"BRB"
>Flash actually says "BRB" out in public

the face of a broken man

>I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL WANT FUCKING ICE CREAM
Oh boy I have a feeling Erza will be unbearable

This flick will provide many memes

>Hey, I've got an idea. Flash's thing is that he moves fast, right? So what if he uses a whole bunch of textspeak while talking, because he doesn't have time to use several words?

And then they didn't spend another second considering the idea and so didn't see how it'd be the opposite.

>capitalist movies

This is a cool shot. Nice smear campaign, marlel

happy meals don't do cool shit like that anymore

I remember the american tail tie-ins actually had like snippets from the novelization turned into mini-books. Now that was neat.

>diana and flash are like arguing siblings
>bruce and aquaman are best bros

This better be how it is in the movie

Affleck looks like he's flashbacking to vietnam or something

>Zack Snyder's movies have good dialo..

jesus fucking kekin christ even the writing and acting is fucking horrible.

This is actually embarrassing, at least Marvel knows what it is. Dumb comic book superhero crap. This is Christian imagery for the sake of imagery, DC got no fucking clue what they're doing. Superman is jesus whoah, so is Wonderwoman damn, everyone is jesus

Sure thing shill. You're literally defending Joss Whedon by saying that

you realize most of the dialogue in 300 and watchmen was lifted straight from the comic

So the dialogue is this movie is going to lifted straight off this comic?

fucking kill yourself you literal retard i hope you get cancer

>turning on based Whedon just because he left your evil company
kys

*Beep Beep
*VROOM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Bottom line: Justice League is awesome! Zack Snyder’s film is filled with so many moments that had me geeking out and crying nerd tears.
So to defeat Marvel, they beame Marvel.

Did absolute fucking retards work on the CGI in this movie? What the fuck? Video games have better physics than this shit

Just like in my video games from PS2 era.