daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Thomas Morales
Pilot Pearl with show Pearl's nose is best Pearl design
Hunter Jenkins
Beta uprising when?
Thomas Cruz
Lapis is the best gem
John Brooks
>be a human who was just brought to the zoo >Amethysts are dragging you to the chute "What are you doing?" "Putting the human in the chute!" "Not without disinfecting it, you're not. It's from Earth. It has 'germs'. Just give it to me. I can't trust you with anything." >Holly takes you to a room and closes the door behind her "Well, show me your skin." >You stare, confused for a moment. "Right. It can't understand me." >She grabs your clothes and tears them off of you. >There's nothing you can do. >She takes what looks like a wet sponge and starts to scrub you down with it. >She's rough, but you like it. >You like it a bit too much. >You have a boner. >Holly is quick to notice that your dick is suddenly raised. >She tries to push it down, but it goes right back up, as you let a slight moan slip out. >She laughs. "What is this? Your weapon?" >She plays with it some more. "I'm kidding obviously. I know it's your... penis. I'm not an idiot." >She keeps fooling around with it. >She's really getting into it. "I'm sure you're enjoying this, you meaty weirdo. The humans with these things just can't keep their hands off of them. I watch them sometimes." >You cum on her face. "That's my favorite part."
Hudson Carter
I bet that person was very disappointed to get that.
Jeremiah Morgan
Delet this
Cameron Morgan
That's Amethyst
Evan Nelson
Gems should sleep somewhere comfortable
Angel Harris
>All you did was cough, and now an Amethyst is dragging you through the halls "Here ya go, Holly Blue Agate. The human A-9." "Good, now get the fuck out." >As the hulking purple tower walks away, you're left with the sexy blue nanny. >She seductively struts toward you, with deep bedroom eyes. "I couldn't help but notice that you've been contaminating the other humans." >The fruit just went down the wrong pipe when you swallowed it. >You suspect that Holly is just an opportunist. >She walks up to you, grabs your loincloth, and tears it off in one swift motion. >She reaches over with her big, meaty paws and caresses your pork sword. "I've been waiting for an excuse to get you back in here, you sexy animal." >As your suspicions are confirmed, Holly closes her eyes and lets her clothes disappear. >Her breasts roll out like a pair of floppy round dice that are always on snake eyes. >Her nipples are like beautiful pepperonis. >She licks her lips seductively, and then kisses you, her tongue forcing itself into your mouth like a Holly Blue Agate forcing her tongue into a human's mouth. >Holly undoes her Mareep hair, and it falls. >Her long, white locks hang down as she hovers over you, with a look in her eyes that says "Gimme dat dick, boi"
Jackson Hughes
>No shit no one asked for Jasper, Rebecca! >what makes you think *I* would?
Nolan Bailey
I love Lapithyst.
Justin Gomez
I like Jasper
Christopher Jackson
Post more thicc
Gavin Robinson
>You look down and see her pussy is wetter than that time you threw your Sham Wow into the toilet. >Your cock is harder than a printer, and you can feel your cummies begging to be released like prisoners of war in Vietnam. >Holly lowers herself onto your pork piston. >Her vagruba closes around your shaft like a mouth closing around a popsicle on a hot summer day. >She throws back her head in ecstasy, having never felt anything like this, considering the fact that Gems are an asexual species, and she never had a vagina before, but she researched the vaginas of female zoomans in secret in preparation for this day. >You didn't know any of this before until the narrator told you. >Holly repeats a motion on your pole not unlike the horses on a carousel and each thrust just enhances your feelings. >You realize in that moment that you don't need the earth, or human women, or your fleshlight. >All you need is an incredibly horny rock. >Your weiner trembles as it explodes, releasing 99 lost spirits that have neither reached heaven nor hell, making a glopping sound as it fills Holly's entire vaginal cavity with your creamy ranch dressing, and stains the carpet as it overflows. >Holly looks down on you again, a smug look on her face. "It's even better when you do it inside of me."
Anthony Reed
You like shit.
Hudson Sullivan
Actually that blending of designs is pretty bad. Looks out of place.
Grayson Parker
Jasper spanking Sapphire when?
Julian Martinez
Does anyone have screen-caps of the posts with dean from Iron giant (pic related), explaining how SU is a red-pill? I remember seeing them on a /sug/ thread a while ago but forgot to save them
Thomas Nguyen
Reminder that Rose is not Pink Diamond and if you think she is you're an idiot.
Also Jasper is best best gem.
Wyatt Hernandez
rose
Logan Collins
agreed
Daniel Stewart
How will each Gem react to Steven becoming Steven Pink Diamond Universe?
Christopher Miller
Each frame I fall in love all over again.
Benjamin Price
>says while posting stubby nosed Pearl
Nolan Long
I like the scottish cyclopes.
Camden Young
INFLATE HIMSELF JUST LIKE A BALLOON
Juan Bell
Shaddap.
Brayden Sullivan
Regardless of conventionfags shit taste, Jasper is still best gem and even Rebecca knows this.
Matthew Reed
# I would too, I think Steven would feel like shit reguarding Pearl. He would still love Pearl with all his heart, but knowing that his mother lied to her would cause him grief.
I think he would be conflicted as well, going fron a plucky little hybrid who enjoys cookie cats, to one of the leaders of a galactic empire would take its toll on him.
I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to reject his coronation and head back to Earth with the gems. Else he would dissapear for weeks at a time with the gems he loves most.
Moreover, I don't think he would ever stop apologizing for "lying" even though he didn't know himself I think he would feel like he betrayed his family, Greg included
Asher Nguyen
Post gems in regular clothes
Chase Jenkins
If the gems were to play tf2 which gem would pick which class?
Levi Cooper
Kill yourself
Joshua Bell
It's great
Josiah Rivera
That actually looks like something Amethyst would wear
Jacob Garcia
Found the retard that can't even communicate properly.
Brody Hughes
Faggot
Jack Flores
...
Tyler Gonzalez
This meme is getting good. Keep it up user.
Joshua Long
/FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE
Jace Martinez
No
Brody Lopez
I only speak the truth, I'm sorry if you can't handle it.
Samuel Scott
>Regular clothes That's not that regular. Swear I had some of this
Matthew Ross
kys, nobody likes your dumb fat waifu
Connor Johnson
There are 100 or so people who post in /sug/ each with aspirations, goals, feelings, likes dislikes, loves and hates. We're all connected by a common show.
I love to think about that.
Anthony Nelson
This might be the only picture of Sugilite I like.
Adrian Hill
>"... like a pair of floppy round dice that are always on snake eyes"
Brody Sullivan
...
Jace Flores
...
Hunter Evans
HHHnnnggg phew.
HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
Eli Stewart
SHHHHHH
Jordan Watson
>>You look down and see her pussy is wetter than that time you threw your Sham Wow into the toilet.
Hudson Wood
We are all bounded by fate. Nothing can change that.
Kevin Evans
Do bathing suits count?
Parker Rogers
...
James Lopez
This is premium trash.
Samuel Martinez
*sstrrrreeetch*
Wyatt Moore
Steven fleeing to Earth would cause a lot of grief for Blue Diamond. It would be really bad for his rule if he is officially declared Pink Diamond by the one who's loved and cared for him all by herself for years, then rejects said title and flees to Earth. And how would he explain that to the Gems anyway? Especially Connie? How would they react to Steven's new lover being a Diamond, like him? Could the amount of salt from Pearl even be contained in the Earth's oceans when she finds out?
Also, how old would Steven be when BD picks him up, and how old would he be when he's revealed to be PD and has his coronation? Would his relationship with BD even be romantic?
Ethan Howard
Reminder that obesity is disgusting and thinner is better.
Andrew Peterson
>that second to last frame
Chase Brooks
...
Jonathan James
>Tfw I'm a thicc fag but my Waifu is Pearl
Ethan Morgan
...
Mason Nelson
...
Jaxson Ross
>Shes fast
Brody Brown
...
Isaiah Gray
>those heels with a suit
Dominic Bailey
...
Joseph Turner
I want S. to introduce Pearl to all her punk friends, and they go out raving, partying and even convince her to drink/get drunk. She ends up fucking her offscreen and its the best day of her life.
scratch that, Steven has to be there being a faggot to ruin the episode.
Ian Butler
Does any user remember a fanfic with pearl being infected by some black shit and she wanted to fuck shit up with gem shit? Did the guy ever finish it?
Charles Lopez
I want Peridot and Garnet to fuse because holy shit can you imagine how amazing her ass would be
Daniel Edwards
Here's one I'm working on
Parker Hernandez
...
Angel Jenkins
part 1
Blake Bell
It could totally be done. Steven's having breakfast and pearl stumbles through the door, looking visibly ragged.
>"Pearl? What were you up to last night." >"STEVEN... uh... oh you know... just... having some fun!"
Jordan Ortiz
part 2
Josiah Turner
Blue would see history repeating itself and try and force Steven to return to her, I also doubt Steven would ever want to be called Pink Diamond. He would never let go of his human name.
Evan Powell
This somehow makes me feel good. I love you all /sug/
Adrian Diaz
why did Jasper used to look like a penguin
Bentley Gray
Who wants to have a stick with nothing on it
Bentley Reyes
But Sugilite is great
Landon Garcia
Xenos may appear heartwarming and charming but beware, they want to steal your shotas.
What if Garnet, in all her possible visions of the future saw Steven dying within a week?
Liam Flores
I fucking love big ol' dumb Concept Jasper
Sebastian Sanchez
Better than a disgusting blob covered in bacon grease and crushing you under their weight.
Evan Lopez
Worst gem o r s t
g e m
Benjamin Stewart
...
Wyatt Carter
He's missing a big point here. The female race are villains, but some of them shown to just be misguided. Not only that, but most people like the gems being all "female" because their 'strong female characters'. They're complex, and heavily flawed, but it's not about having perfect, amazing female characters. Its about having well written female characters
Andrew Smith
Yeah Pearl is awful
Jack Thomas
Wait, isn't that gif actually from the Doctor leaving DONNA not Rose?
Can I get a thread-a-roony on this??
Nolan Ross
Shut up. Pearl would be all over her and you know it.
