>weak CGI but it's got "heart"
>bad villain but it's a "blast"
>flawed but a "fun flick"
>takes zero chances but it's "okay"
>narratively it's a mess but the heroes are funny!
>not a home run but it sends DCEU in a hopeful, more Marvel-like direction
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is he turning into weinstein
Bravo, Warner Brother - your DC films are now as safe and formulaic as Marvel. I hope you're happy
So like literally every Marvel film?
He's turning into Kevin Smith
None of that inspires confidence in this movie. Fingers crossed though.
So like Marvel
I'm so pissed Nolan turned down directing a JL film just after TDKR.
>DC reduced to marlel shit levels
So sad, let's hope they rise from the MCU mud
we need bigger texts for our AHAHAHAHAHAs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just isnt gonna cut it for this one
my AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAs need to be 20 stories tall and follow DCucks around all day. when DCucks close their eyes, they should see AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA plastered onto the inside of their eyelids
DC has always been bad.
The Dark Knight series was an anomaly. Prove me wrong.
Wonder Woman outgrossed Civil War in the US
>in the US
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
shut up satan
Well she did, sorry friend
Is this the movie that will unite cucks from marvel and dc?
...
it's over, DCucks.
>Takes Zero chances
You fuckers chastised the last two films for doing exactly that, don't act like you don't want anything but a safe F U N ™ movie that you just need to be passive for
> Smear campaign continues
>the DCEU is now just a worse version of the MCU, but with Batman
Bury it, consider it mercy.
Hey guys, I know we always go on about the ''not your personal army meme'' but surely one of us has access to the unreleased Suicide Squad cut. Together we could get it, come on spuds let's do this.
So you finally admit MoS, WW, SS, and BvS took zero chances.
What was the worldwide gross again? ;)
So a better version
Higher than Winter Soldier and Doctor Strange despite the smaller budget, :^)
No marvel films are Cinematic masterpieces
Sorry, poor wording, I meant that MoS and BvS took chances and the film was chastised for exactly that, they can't say it's a bad thing for JL not to do because they clearly don't like chances as they loved the shit out of Wonder Woman and Thor3
>we want the "Poo audience"
There is like a pount of testosterone missing in this picture
>watching the community show
that was your first mistake.
*blocks your path*
>fun
>hopeful
>90% on RT
That's what people want
Lower than Spiderman Memecoming Dcuck, your SJW trash couldn't beat Marvel AGAIN.
You all HAHAHA and JUST post yet I bet the vast majority of you are still watching this opening weekend like the rest of society
>lower than a Spider-Man + Iron Man flick
>still made way more profit
Lmao
>Watched every MCU movie once
>Watched MoS five times, BvS four times and SS twice
Its almost as if the MCU engineer their movies to be easily consumable fast food flicks where DC actually try to make proper movies which need multiple watches to truly appreciate
WE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE CHADS
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They really didn't take chances, though.
Taking a chance would've been allowing any character to develop organically rather than simply be vehicles for studio checklists.
Really an american hero...
>SS twice
>Superman 1978 nominated for Oscars and created the modern superhero genre, was a template for the best Marvel films, the Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy. 40 years later, it is still used as a standard by many film critics to judge other entries in the genre by, for better or worse.
>Tim Burton's Batman and Batman Returns are still iconic to this day and were nominated for Oscars. Memorable performances, incredible production design and cinematography, and Danny Elfman at his peak make them the best superhero films of the 80s and 90s.
>Man of Steel and Batman v Superman are to the superhero genre what The Searchers was to the Western. Snyder's deconstruction of the tropes, cliches and archetypes that define the world's most famous superheroes elevated the genre to new heights. At once an allegory for the anxieties of the modern American lifestyle and the most fully realized imagining of Joseph Campbell's Hero's Journey monomyth, Snyder's films represent the ultimate balance of classical and modern, fine art and commercial entertainment.
What had Marvel contributed to cinema besides the Lunchables of movie franchises?
>Making less money than Homecoming
>I-I-IS MORE P-PROFIT! I SWEAR!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>DC actually try to make proper movies
OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Only Dcucks can believe this shit, EVERYONE out there shits on anything made by DC because they try to take themselves seriously by hiring a jewish like Snyder and think he can save them.
Every single movie of the current DC it's been a failure, they need to pander the SJW feminists audience to earn money and copy the Marvel formula so they can maybe earn a bit more.
STAY MAD
yeees well done Marvel well done
HOWEVER
>Thor 3 didn't take chances
Marvel gave full creative control to a director who has only ever made goofy low-budget comedies set in New Zealand.
>>weak CGI but it's got "heart"
>>bad villain but it's a "blast"
>>flawed but a "fun flick"
>>takes zero chances but it's "okay"
>>narratively it's a mess but the heroes are funny!
>>not a home run but it sends DCEU in a hopeful, more Marvel-like direction
>comingsoon.net
>*BREATHES THE FUCK IN*
You can read the same comments in Rotten
Wonder Woman sucks but my score is 5/5
You can't trust in this idiots anyome
This critics, you know
they have soul?
Why do you keep posting this Sup Forums shit?
DCUKCS BTFO!!!
*BREATHES THE FUCKIN FUCK IN*
Or you're simply a brand whore
Does anyone here watch John Campea from time to time? He's doing a full damage control campaign on Justice League to try and soften the blow of it being awful. It's truly hilarious watching him trying to defend JLs review embargo.
>cost much less to make
>makes slightly less worldwide and it absolutely destroys it in the US
I know you're nervous but try to calm down
>all reactions are positive
>B-BUT ACTUALLY T-THAT'S BAD!
MCUcks, ladies and gentlemen