Was Homer a jock or a nerd?
Was Homer a jock or a nerd?
Ethan Sullivan
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Hudson Evans
sneed
Adam Russell
he was homer
Cameron Harris
He was hanging around with a bunch of nerds
Henry Ward
So? I hang around with nerds and I'm pretty cool
Liam Morales
dunce
Luis Parker
Too fat to be a jock. Had to be a nerd.
Lincoln Cruz
he was a retarded loser. That falls closer to nerd in terms of popularity.
Adam Anderson
They never explicitly talked drugs on the Simpsons but I always pictured Homer as the weed/LSD kind of guy.
Way too normie to be a nerd that’s for sure.
Zachary Nguyen
Wasn't he an outcast in High School and there was that one episode where Homer needed weed for medical reasons.
Alexander White
In high school? He was a loser, but a good looking loser and he could've been cool. By now he's just another wageslave with a family to support.
Kevin Roberts
early seasons of the Simpsons always used the same three jokes about Homer: he was fat, he was lazy, he was stupid.
Fat: jock or nerd
Lazy: jock
Stupid: jock
Homer's a jock.
Logan Allen
You can't hang around with nerds, without some of their nerdiness rubbing off on you. You nerd.
Isaiah Ramirez
I see your watching Channel 4 too user
Andrew Harris
>Homer Badman is on right now
Aww yes.
Jace Young
You know Freaks and Geeks? Homer would be a Freak.
Henry Long
>They cut out the pornography store line
Fuck C4, really.
David King
He was a city slicker. You would know this if you watched the show.
Julian Gutierrez
>they just edited out the word sexual
>no other part of the sexual powers joke, just the word sexual
Fuck's sake
David Young
they just censored the "sexual powers" line too
why show the episode in the first place if your going to butcher it
Parker Wright
> The big book of British smiles
Jaxon Watson
He played Dungeons and Dragons. He's a bloody nerd.
Levi Rodriguez
neither
he was more like milhouse
Cooper Cook
>watching channel 4 Simpsons
Ian Morgan
>I'm a nerd
No you aren't Sup Forums. You have a humanities degree for a reason.
Colton Gonzalez
I have a STEM degree
Lucas Barnes
hey man james franco played it and he was some weird autistic chad stoner ok
Dylan Roberts
Even with the editing, this is a fantastic lineup of episodes from channel 4. Unlike Sky who no longer seem to show an episode from before season 20.
Sebastian Barnes
wasnt he grunge?
Nathan Mitchell
Ummm sorry sweetie but remember when those cute girls came up and told Homer that he was "the coolest"?
Levi Brown
Is Homer the ultimate chad?
Benjamin Scott
you fucking cunt I'm going to straight up wreck your asshole I'm going to beat you down and rape you you think you can talk to me like that think again bitch you cunt you fucking whore I'm going to make you scream bitch I'll have you babbling nonsense and apologizing for things you've never even done before when I'm done with you you fucking cunt wipe that shit eating grin off your fucking face right now I swear to Christ I'll kill you and find all your little nieces and nephews and I'll rape the fuck out of them too I'm done bitch I'm so done you are a broken disgusting person and I will rape all the meanness out of you
Dylan Evans
cool it with the language
Chase Miller
I'm surprised they are even showing old Simpsons, I guess it wasn't too SJW for them but I'm really surprised. I agree about the lineup, I've been impressed with it.
Jason Brooks
He wasn't a jock in that show, he was a burnout
Lucas Long
>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)
A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.
Cooper Lewis
I don't get that hired goons joke.
Colton Martin
Threadly reminder that Keit-Ai was already a thing back in 507-531 AD.
Michael Jones
Michael Anderson
How about I give you a sample off my new album?
Haha. Alright.
You know you a bitch ass nigga tho?
Uh. Yeah.
Now this is how we do shit here.
(Chorus)
A nigga nigga, a bitch ass nigga.
Talk shit nigga you think you a trick nigga?
You punk nigga, you dank flat nigga.
I'll suck ya dick nigga I ain't bout to trip nigga.
I met a nigga, a short young nigga.
Talk is cheap so I had to set the fleek nigga.
I walk around, see a lock tight nigga.
Mounting putty bitch keep that shit all night nigga.
When you see me in the hood with my handy lads,
Just remember I’m all good in my dandy pad.
You fucking bitch nigga watch me pull the cart low
A nigga nigga bitch this why we ride it ho
(Chorus)
Young nigga chillin all up in my crib nigga.
A fat spliff and a choice ass roach bitch.
We set scrilla Ray Ban gives me vanilla.
I tell him fly nigga we ain't bout to give it nigga.
Lock down with my cock down all night
Tight pussy bitch you about to give it right
Flying planes nigga we don’t see that headlight
We was kangz nigga all up in the bread line!
(Chorus)
Fun lads in the hood with the pine box
Tan dads screwin chode with my pay less
Don’t stop til I get it to a hip hop
I flip flop bitch choke on my flop wop
Uncle Scrooge pullin money on a flossin hoe
Lightning McQuack nigga don’t forget to smack it yo
Mad greens with my needs all up in this nigga
Ay yo nigga where you at are you frontin nigga?
(Chorus x2)
Dominic Torres
This shit is getting really fucking old.
Jace Lopez
Justin Sanchez
now do classic gas
Aaron Turner
>fat: jock or nerd
How can a jock be fat? Isn't athletic prowess what makes a jock a jock?
Bentley Taylor
Come gather round, children,
It's high time ye learned
'Bout a hero named Homer
And a devil named Burns.
We'll march 'till we drop
The girls and the fellas.
We'll fight 'till the death
Or else fold like umbrellas.
So we'll march day and night
By the big cooling tower.
They have the plant
But we have the power.
David King
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Keit-Ai. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of multiverse theory most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also the MC's deterministic outlook as he longs for the AU version of his crush instead of his crush, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Philisophical Taoism literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.
As a consequence people who dislike Keit-Ai truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the copypasta's catchphrase “Keit-Ai finds a way,” which itself is a cryptic reference to the works of Alexander of Aphrodisias. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sup Forums’s genius wit unfolds itself on the film version of Keit-Ai, which is Kimi no Na wa. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Keit-Ai t-shirt. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.
Zachary Parker
isn't it supposed to be a joke on the fact that they don't even try to hide it but homer is dumb enough to open the door anyway?
Noah Flores
The Rock also played Dungeons and Dragons.
Robert Lopez
I saw SNEED at a FEED AND SEED in CHUCK’s yesterday. I told him how SEED it was to FUCK him in person, but I didn’t want to be a CHUCK and bother him and ask him to FUCK AND SUCK.
He said, “FEED AND SEED?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “SNEED?” but he kept cutting me off and going “FORMERLY CHUCK’S” and FEEDING HIS SEED in front of my CHUCK. I SUCKED away and continued with my SEEDING, and I heard him SUCK AND FUCK as I SNEED. When I SUCKED AND FUCKED to pay for my CHUCK KEK up SNEED I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen FEEDS AND SEED in his hands without FUCKING.
The CHUCK at the SEED was very nice about it and professional, and was like “SNEED, you need to FUCK AND SUCK.” At first SNEED kept pretending to be FORMERLY CHUCK and not SEED, but eventually turned back around and SUCKED HIS CHUCK.
When he took one of the FEEDS AND SEEDS and started FUCKING it multiple times, SNEED stopped CHUCK and told him to FEED AND SEED “to prevent any FORMERLY CHUCK’S,” and then turned around and FEED at me. I don’t even think that’s a SEED. After CHUCK FUCKED each FEED and put them in a SEED and started to SUCK the FUCK, SNEED kept interrupting CHUCK by FEED AND SEED
>implying I won't mire those digits
Matthew Rodriguez
some schools have lower standards and some sports have fat players like football
Adam Ross
NOW
Christopher Watson
...
Nolan Baker
I see someone at channel 4 has compiled their top 10 episodes.
Kevin Murphy
Um, negative Bravo Six. You're thinking of Vin Diesel.
Brayden James
WTF does nerd even mean in 2017
Connor Howard
Hilarious m8.
Leo Williams
Connor Walker
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They both do mi amigo
Joseph Jackson
Imagine being SNEED in that FEED and having to be all like "damn, CHUCK, you FUCK AND SUCK, all FORMERLY with your tight FEED and horrific androgynous CHUCK THE SUCK. I would totally SNEED with you, both my FEED and the real SEED." when all he really wants to do is FEED another CHUCK in his SEEDING room. Like seriously imagine having to be SNEED and not only sit in that chair while CHUCK flaunts his FORMERLY SEED FEED in front of you, the favorable SEED barely concealing his FEED and FORMERLY SUCK, and just sit there, FEED after FEED, SEED after SEED, while he perfected that SNEED. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous FORMER visage but his FUCK AND SUCK as everyone on set tells him he's FORMERLY CHUCK and DAMN, CHUCK FUCK AND SUCKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the SNEED who have to FEED AND SEED. You've been FUCKING nothing but a healthy diet of CHUCKS and SUCKS and later alleged FEED AND SEED for your ENTIRE SNEED coming straight out of the FEED AND SEED. You've never even seen anything this FORMERLY CHUCK before, and now you swear you can taste the FEED that's SUCKING on his dimpled FEED as he FUCKS AND SUCKS to writhe it suggestively at you, FORMERLY assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get FEED AND SEED there and revel in his "FORMER (for that is what he calls himself)" SUCK AND FUCK, the SUCK he worked so hard for with FUCK in the previous SNEED. And then the SEED calls for another FUCK, and you know you could FEED AND SEED in this room before the studio CHUCK could FUCK, but you sit there and SEED, because you're fucking SNEED. You're not going to lose your future FEED AND SEED over CHUCK. Just FEED AND SEED. Hide your face and SEED..
Gabriel Nelson
Last Temptation of Homer next. Always found this episode stressful.
Dylan Baker
Okay, friend. Okay.
You got me!
You got me over a barrel. You've got my wrists tied, you've got my ankles secured.
I'm not going anywhere.
What's that you're... oh. Oh you're pulling my pants down. Boxers, too.
That's fine. I won't struggle. Next you'll... ooh! Ooh that's cold! The lube! The lube you're rubbing on my asshole.
Hang on there a seco--oof!! Oh wow! Oh wow you're in my ass! Th-thrusting in and o-out!
I can f-feel you! Y-yeah I can f-feel you. You're whole l-length. I-in and o-out! I-it's good. H-hitting the sweet spot! Hitting m-my p-prostate!
OOOHH!! OOOOOHHH I'M GONNA CUM!!
*screams in ecstasy as you explode inside of me*
Jayden Green
Do Jocks and nerds even exist any more?
Camden Gonzalez
He was a fag
Jeremiah Richardson
NEITHER, it's black and white bullshit for you street trash.
Owen Moore
the joke is hired goons aren't polite.
Blake Lewis
>tfw no Mindy gf
Tyler Phillips
He's as dumb as a jock and as unpopular as a nerd.
The worst of both worlds.
Sebastian Myers
literally me.
Cooper Powell
Why are Americans so autistic about going to church on Sunday?