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Well that was kind of bullshit.

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A cute

Naked shoulders is pretty patrician.

It's been a long time coming.

better not fuck it up...

Also, it was pretty cool to see the anonymous Raven drawfag get a notice from Senpai. Good on them.

>Chel

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Why make news flashes? The guy only does things once a year.

zone has sucked for a while now

>Zone
Who the fuck cares anymore? He's a washed up hack.

You sure did. so hard you are trying to force us to not care, because apparently you are the only one that should or something.

not that dude but zone's flashes has been increadibly lack luster as of late
I mean feel free to like them and stay as defensive as you are but thats not gonna make zone's work better

Can you please rephrase that entire post in not retard speak?

I didn't really expect a Chel flash. I'm not really a big fan of her but I love these flashes.
Also
>HentaiKey Girl flash
y tho!!!! I guess it's really been a while since we saw a flash of her but, NOOOOO, I WANTED AN ACTUAL SHOWWWWW

This one took him like two or three weeks, since he already he technically doesn't have to animate much.

it could be him attempting to go back to his roots

You know what else wanted to "Go back to their roots"? Dead Rising 4, and look what a shitshow that was.

yeah but DR4 didnt actually go back to its roots
I doubt that zone would fuck up as hard as DR did to
hes not really bad at his job he's just gotten really bland

Yeah, I think it's a good thing because those flashes had a good recepcion back then.
I hope Zone brings the game options back tho, he stopped doing that a long time ago.

Isn't Zone busy working on Indivisible?

The whole bit of Zone having a "nice view" made no sense. Is the interviewee inside the studio? Because it always seems like its some kind of internet link. I guess the Egoraptor interview makes more sense this way but yeah.

The interview was really shit overall too. 0 humour.

>e-celeb
cringe

>No Flash Game
>No flash game for years now

not an eceleb as much as a porn artist
fairly good at drawing cartoons as well

I recognize that guy's voice. It's Bennett the Sage from thatguywiththeglasses.com (channelawesome.com) You know
>shudder *Doug Walker*

>Bennett the Sage
Isn't he friends with that autismo shit Linkara?

You just realized this now?

The guest gave a godawful performance and the jokes as written weren't even good.

>creates a patreon
>gives you nothing
I just want to look at his flashes legitimately

Why does he cling to that ancient porn paysite like it was still 2002?

>gives you nothing
Actually, he gives you Zone-tan sketches if you donate.

Because He probably created it or owns it now

Wow that's fucking pathetic.

Why?
He's not forcing people to donate.

Maybe Zone is just stuck in a bad contract, back when He joined hentaikey it sounded like a good deal

This. The only guys i've known to like zone is this autistic guy I knew in my senior year who showed the entire class slenderman videos. Or autists like Pan.

>waha I'm forced to pay something optional because I can't not pay if something is on sale
How is genZ planning to survive until 2020?

all he has to do is add a animation tier, spend 30 bucks and he gives you all his animations, with newer animations added the month after hentaikey members get them

>Or autists like Pan
Serves him right for never actually fucking Tinkerbell.

>This. The only guys i've known
I'm sure the world is totally you, the guy you quote, Zone, and that guy who don't like Zone. The rest is the patriarchy army of robots.

Yeah but if you're using Patreon at all you should have fucking worthwhile rewards. Patreon is basically the internet equivalent of beggars on a subway train. If you're an artist and your only "reward" is ego-stroke shitty sketches of your mascot you can shit out in 5 minutes, that's pretty shit. I've seen way better reward tiers from smaller, more competent porn artists, not to mention the furry porn artists where you can get a chance to recieve a personal commission if you're lucky via lottery.

I am willing to pay full price for hentaikey if it were not a sketchy as fuck website

Whoa guy. Don't try to shoehorn in retarded political talk. I've said nothing about SJW's or Sup Forums yet.

nah bruh.
not gunn be able ta do it.
The main reason Zone held off so long on making a Patreon is to not compete with Hentai Key monies at all.
At all.
They get 100% priority on all the Zone bucks. The Patreon exists for those who absolutely insist on sending support to Zone directly, but Zone absolutely will NOT share any content on any platform that isn't HK.

>if you're using Patreon at all you should have fucking worthwhile rewards
Are you legally forced to do it? If not, so what? Again, nobody forces people to pay.

Does the narrator and Zone fuck?

oh god could dave just fuck off

>Keeps falling back on the "b-b-b-b-b-b-but you don't HAVE to so that justifies everything!"
Kickstarter projects don't HAVE to actually make the projects they promised in the kickstarter campaign, they're not legally forced to.
Does that make it right? Fucking no retard.

>I've seen way better reward tiers
yeah, but those artists are all nobodies.
Zone is an e-celeb.
Zone's shitty ego-stroke mascot doodle is worth an unknowable fuckload of futurekudos due to the massive global impact his work has had on society.
He's like the Pope of toon smut.Throwing money at him will literally make you a better person than like, the entire rest of the world. Plus you get a shitty sketch of Zone-tan's puss puss to jack off to. You'd be stupid to not become a Patron.

>no weirdly short filipina titmonster to cuddle with at cold and lonely nights

Aki is cringe, so that little skit between her and Zone was no good

That said, Chel loop is a go

I don't get it, why does it make you so mad?

I never said it was right or wrong but you are choosing to donate. Don't like it? Fuck off.
Donate to someone else for rewards you actually want. Don't you want to donate? Okay, Zone's content gets released for free all the time anyway, you aren't missing anything.

this guy does porn
that's all know about him

She looks like as much of a tryhard as she sounded in the bit with Zone-tan.

>Patreon
Nice
>Still need hentai key
Fuck

>y-y-y-y-ou mad??
Nice projection kid.
Do you know how a argument works? You're usually not suppose to repeat the same point over and over especially when it gets defeated multiple times.
You keep assuming I donate to Zone, stop making assumptions. Also I am allowed to criticized Zone and his business method just as you're allowed to criticize me and as 500 other Anons can criticize you. My criticism is that he has a shit business method via Patreon. That's one less donation for him because I don't want to and I'm not forced to like you said, so why are you getting so upset?

was the sex tape dave mentioned the one from newgrounds waaay back?

cause im pretty sure it was also titled "zone sex tape" or whatever

He worked with Lab Zero on Skullgirls at some point. (Yes, after the Filia animation, but Mike Z said it had nothing to do with it)

>Do you know how a argument works?
Is it by greentexting a stuttering strawman because you sure do seem to enjoy doing that.

The fact that you felt the need to type out a stutter tells me you're 5/5 of a faggot, user

>y-y-y-you're strawmaning!
>proceeds to strawmans
Typical tumblrshits.

Behold, a literal retard

You should probably learn what a strawman is before you start using it, cuz all I did was call you a faggot. Which you are.

>cant provide counter argument
>samefag shitposts
Honestly kill yourself retard.
>inb4 a really shitty mspaint shoop screencap

>Samefag
>Initial comment and the comment you were replying to are literally a second apart

You're the worst kind of faggot: a newfaggot

>a tumblr newfag calling others a newfag
Oh that's rich.
>inb4 another mad response
Just go away faggot, walk away from your screen, get some exercise.

>tumblr newfag

You've already run out of shit to spew, faggot?

>ran out of shit to spew
Looks like you did earlier in the thread kid. It's really sad you're sitting here desperately F5ing the thread to see a response from me. Must be more attention given to you recently since your parents accepted their grown ass adult son is a fucking failure still living at home with them. Go ahead and post another mad as fuck response, do what I say faggot.

Dead Rising 4 didn't "go back to its roots". Thats just how the marketing team promoted it as such.

What the fuck is this? I thought Zone was a hentai. Why is she doing a boring news segment and not getting her tits out for the boys?

Zone has never done porn of Zone-tan. She exists to serve as mascot for his porn production and being a tease works for that; you don't want people getting satisfied just with the packaging!

Zone-tan is just a mascot that watches you fap

I like Zone and am happy to give him $2 a month

Was there any actual truth to this?

Not that guy, but why would it be obvious? He has a very generic sounding voice, and is pretty "literally who."

>Zone-tan tries to make lewd jokes and other innuendos
>they all fall flat because not everyone is a huge pervert that fucks a tentacle monster

Watching a pervert like Zone get all spergy is great

>you were great in your sex tape
>MY WHAT

Why would she be embarrassed that someone saw her sex tape? I thought she got off to people fapping to her.

She got off to watching people fap, not to her even though i'm sure she knows people fap to her by now

that's the problem but worse, is like forcing to purchase anything with real money.

Considering shes a nymphomaniac, it's a little weird that shes not comfortable with people knowing shes got a sex tape.

Anyone else getting annoyed by the Zone-tan and Dave interactions? We get it, they hate each other are you you going to do anything with that shtick or what? Like have Dave disappear and for a while and let Zone-tan celebrate his absence but slowly begin to succumb to loneliness due to Dave not being around. SOMETHING

So none of you have seen the Kylie Ghostbusters movie then? Shit was cash.

Plague?

No, is that what the big movie was? Gonna need to find it...

She comes off a bit asexual in ZTV news imo

...because his name is in the credits?

>Goes on about how she wants to fuck Harry Partridge.
>Was flirting with her guest in the OP episode.
>Asexual.

I don't smell what you're stepping in, user.

That's not enough for me. I want to see Zone-tan blush and sweat reading her fan mail. I want her to start breathing heavily and reach for her cooch only for the feed to be cut the second she starts to moan and you hear a *SPLRT*

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I normally don't like chubby girls, but for some reason Aki makes my dick diamonds.

Better artists have drawn and still drawn Zone-tan for free.

You have to admire the work put into Ghostbusters

It's superb work for one person to do. Just a shame it was effort wasted on a waifu no one cares about.

>better
subjective and therefore debatable.
but not more popular and therefore irrelevant.
Zone is a boyband at this point.
New fans like him because he's that guy.
Detractors will hate because "he's not that great".
Old fans will waver because "his new stuff isn't as good as his [_____] flash".
That's why the Kylie flash is so important. A magnum opus while he's still good enough to pull it off before his eventual decline.

There is no shame if it's the waifu Zone cares most about. Museums around the world are filled with work wasted on waifus the rest of us don't give a fuck about.

>tfw no irl gf like this

does anyone know who drew this?

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in the last thread someone said boffa but i dont know his full name and searching boffa gives nothing

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Is that a problem? HMMMMMMMM?

>referencing Freakos sex tape

Lel

>All that voice and animation work and "humor" for information Zone could just typed up in a blog update.

Only 2D girls can be pure.

I stopped caring after the Jenny flash. To me he has never topped that one.