Lembas Bread

How many calories did these fuckers have? Sam went on over a year with mostly lembas and was still fatty by the end. How?

Over 9000

(Only oldfags will get this reference)

It's magic fucker, it doesn't have to make sense

slow releasing protein.

Haha upvoted ;^)

It's like Scottish shortbread I imagine, pure butter and sugar and delicious

Probably about 3000-4000. Basically an elven MRE

How did they get their protein? How did they not succumb to malnutrition?

Why do people always want to try this? It’s shitty bread wrapped in a leaf.

One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man, so maybe 40,000 calories is we assume it takes twenty bites to eat a whole one.

>triggered brandon sanderson.jpg

>shitty
You haven’t even tasted it retard

Do you think there are any 900lb Elven NEETs in the world of LotR?
If there are do you think they hide them from visitors to their lands?
Is there a 900lb Elven NEET colony somewhere?

shit they could've just taken a few jars of peanut butter then

BREAD ON A LEAF

A nibble is meant to fill a grown man all day.
In the books, the hobbits ate like 3 at one time I think.

It wouldn't be surprised if most elves didn't just take a couple of hundred years of neetdoom.

what is the elf equivalent of coffee instant type 1?

Nice mmkay

the chad orc slayer vs the NEET goblin slayer

I bake semiprofessionally and I can tell you from the picture that is dry crumbly shitty bread.

It's stuffed with all the Colonel's spices

The leaf looks like leather

Putting out the donuts at 7-11 doesn’t make you a baker, Pajeet

Ask me about my fast releasing protein

PAN NICE AND HOT

With how fatty lembas bread must be they must have their version of NEETs who post on here all day and live off a diet of Cheetos and energy drinks.

Weren't they also supplementing it when they could? Shits magic anyway, evil things couldnt touch it.

They ate a brace of coneys as well though.

They sucked each other off

Smeagol caught them plenty of fishies and rabitses.