Robot Wars thread

Robot Wars thread

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Autism week

I'm a /thor/ man myself.

How would they fare against the Autism Eruption?

I'm really rooting for our lad Jason

Thor isn't competing until next week

It's on bitches

>I've smoked crack and romanced whores
>But nothing compares to the magic of Robot Wars
what did craig charles mean by this?

Is that a fucking fedora

>clustershit
Why

If you've ever tried a 'real' fedora (i.e. 150$+) then you'll find that it's extremely practical.

You're dry when it's raining, it's actually suddenly fun to be outside in the rain watching everyone scramble and run but you're like totally dry and comfortable. It's also quite warm. When the sun is shining you're protected, sunglasses are suddenly optional because of the shade. Even when it's quite windy it will stay on your head.

I'm here mainly for the SPIHNEEHHH

To get ruined by someone else. That’s literally all they’re good for

FLIPPAAAAAH

love the way the voiceover guy says spinner desu

NO, Autism Stronk

Iron-awe makes my dick hard, look at this classic shit

Fuck green peace

Which part of the arena will break this week?

Step aside babbies
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It was better with Craig Charles

>tfw on Tuesday, a guy I know publicly berated me for watching Robot Wars, then claimed Dick Strawbridge was one of the judges

>"I wanted to spend more time on Robot Wars with my son because I didn't get much time with my dad"
That's kinda sad

This fucking arena breaks apart quicker than the robots.

That half-a-beer-keg robot never even pressed the button. This whole thing is a fix.

Spinner kills Phillipa wannabe after the arena fails again

Well they were all shit.

>Implying we are watching the first Angela Scanlon

>revealing your power level in public
did you call him a cunt?

Tauron looks pretty nice desu

>Making a woman do the cleaning
Why are the BBC such problematic shitlords?

>ywn have a messy and fabulous time with Angela that makes her scream "Woah!"

need a shit lads fml

Shitty maneuverability though.

Fuck clusterbots

>Not playing to the whistle still
These retards.

I didn't need to; everyone knows already. And he was hosting a pub quiz at the time, so most people were on my side, especially after the Dick Strawbridge error.

>waaaaaaah I was complacent and lost because of it
stop crying you lisping faggot

just tuning in, who's /ourguy/ this week?

Concussion guy looks like the sort of person who would marry his cousin.

>another razer ripoff
when are they going to learn that crushers don't work in today's format?

state of this mohawked CUNT
hope he gets a concussion desu

/ourguy/ is here

Team austism

You should see Spectre when King of Bots airs

at least he doesn't look like hes in nuts2

Who cares, it's nice to have something different.

>another fedora

>These gaylords again

Those are farmers hats

those are flat caps

>Still lives at home
he posts on Sup Forums doesn't he

>CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION >CUNTCUSSION

NUTS ARE /OURAUTISTS/

nice, meme bot scores 1/100 chance hit

>Nuts 2 wins
Lads

JUST

One of them was wearing a fedora

>2 wheels and a metal frame with some chains won
the STATE of these rich cunts

>CONCUSSION
>BEMOHAWKED CUNT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought they had a chance when they showed the clip last week, they really got those motors tuned and synced nice, the whole robot is turning in to a spinner

To be fair, the controller they use to move while spinning is pretty clever.

>Mongcussion

>Stuck by an immobilised robot
>Counts as immobilised
Bullshit

>yfw Nuts wins this week

>sob stories on fucking robot wars

>tim acting hard
This is actually more embarrassing than the fedoras.

Well it certainly wasn't mobile

are these /ourguys/?

Every member of The Kegs's team looks like they could play Doctor Who.

>jewellers
Oy gevalt!

this concussion guy is a legit bellend

tfw whole week of undeserved winners,
prefer last years format t b h

The robots that go through are generally pretty good. I'm unironically starting to like their design. Like Gabriel but with a shield and a weapon that finally gives hit points

KE(G)K

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>PACIFISTS

>>>>>wood

love robot wars
hate mohawked cunts

Why the fuck is there not a resident user in these threads who makes webms of good hits and qt Angela moments?
>tfw mong and can't do it myself

Good. Start the clusterbot cleanse now.

Why can't you be that user

JFs out tbqh

If Robot Wars was on Sky, they would show that shot of Concussion destroying The Kegs twice in every advert break, eight times an hour, for the next two months. It's a proper money shot.

Top kegs

I watch it on tv sorry mate

It's the Rainbow Warrior all over again.

Kind of worried for /ourguys/ with these spinners.

>It's got a much bigger weapon
You're a much bigger weapon.

The best thing about Andron 4000 is the constant reinvention. He looks totally different from his days as a member of rap group Outkast.

decent battle

I could try for next week if I can figure out conversion from mov to webm

Gotta be Tauron desu

Quite a close one for once.

LOVE angela desu

R I G G E D

>Androne has half its armour ripped off and loses drive in one wheel
>Wins
What the fuck

How the fuck?

GOODBYE SPINNERSHITTERS

Tauron should have won.

t. Dad

Keep your jokes to yourself old man.

I appreciated it

legit have no idea where to even start
this