TARS set shitposting up to 60

>TARS set shitposting up to 60
Okay Coop. What the fuck is his problem?
>okay let’s bump it to 80
Who was in the wrong here? Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>okay set it to a hundred TARS
Hey Coop?
>what?
You’re a big guy
>okay bump it down to zero TARS
Okay Coop.....For you.

Good thread

>TARS, set intelligence to 110%
I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK!
>Maybe 80%.

Is Dunkirk, TDKR and Interstellar in the same universe?

Now go ahead and analyze the content of Annes rectum.
>Analysis complete
Fill my mouth with it!

>TARS, double my digits
It's impossible
>no, it's necessary

>Hey TARS can you tell me what’s through the black hole?
God’s not...burp...real Coop.
>woah! Turn down the edgy nihilism to about 20%
Jews did 9/11 Coop and the Holocaust was fabricated by the kikes coop.

TARS' voice was the absolute worst part of this terrible movie.

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tars climb those stairs

stupid fucking design looks like space fridge

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>TARS increase skepticism by 20%
No plane hit building 7 yet it fell at freefall speed into its own footprint
>bring it up to 40
The CIA financed bin laden and Mohammad Atta was never even on the flight manifest
>keep pushing
Psychic vampires with connections to the democratic party are using nasa as part of a child trafficking ring with the purpose of establishing a bone marrow harvesting operation on mars
>TARS set a course for the Milky Way

>TARS, I want posting quality on max.
sneed
>Based

>TARS can I get a hat hobble

Based sneed poster.

>TARS, dispense ice cubes

It's utilitarian, far more efficient than a human body. Deal with it brainlet.

This is no time for caution.

No because Dunkirk is in real world

>TARS, set IQ to 100
skin pigmentation determines intelligence and the holoca-
>I said 100, TARS, not 75

How does humor percentage work?
I assume the robot finishes all the important things first and when it feels it's appropriate the crack jokes, it make a number of jokes according to the percentage set right?

>my mistake, skin pigmentation is only one facet of race and does not determine intelligence; race affects everything from your bone structure to skin to brain function and-
Okay TARS let's set it back to 50 so we don't trigger anyone.
>Race is a social construct! We're all equal! It's just skin color!
Much better, now we all get along.

no counwhateveygh was the worst voice, seriously.

Can it climb a tree?

LET MY DOUBLES GOOOO

>this meme has never gotten doubles
feels good man

>tfw got banned for posting it multiple times

I COULD SWING AROUND THAT DUB STAR