The last movie you watched has its protagonist replaced with Chris Chan, how does it compare?

The last movie you watched has its protagonist replaced with Chris Chan, how does it compare?

>inb4 bvs: dawn of julay

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>Jackie Brown
Does Chris play Max Cherry or Jackie Brown?

The Nice Guys
>Ryan Gosling and Chris Chandler team up to find a missing girl
>All goes well except for when Chris keeps sending threatening sonichu fanfiction to Gosling's daughter

>Tarkovsky's The Sacrifice

I think I'd really enjoy seeing what he replaces Victor's soliloquy with. Who do you think should play CWC in a movie? I think the guy who plays Bubbles in TPBs would be a pretty good choice.

>Chris Chan is The Gunslinger

I unironically last watched Pixels

>John Wick

Dead Again
>Chris founds out he was Rossini in a past life

Mad Max 2: The Sonichu Warrior

Princess Chrisinike-chan

>Baby Driver

All the scenes are set to Christian to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys

youtube.com/watch?v=lB2r78KIdsQ

Honestly it wasn't as bad as I had expected.

Compared to Scott pilgrim i was video game kino

>Judah Chris-Chan

>the live album version
Shit taste tbqh

Blade Runner 2049.

It'd actually work.

What role does Clyde Cash have?

I see Pewdiepies made a Chrischan video.

Fucking hell hasn't the poor fucker suffered enough. I hope Chrischan will make a little money from it at least.

Pewdiepie is wrought a new generation of shit heads.

I'm surprised Chris hasn't sued Youtube in someway or monetized his fame considering he was technically the first vlogger, in many ways he was the first of everything. Even the first Autist before everyone post 2008 was claiming it as an identity to make themselves feel special and unique.

>"people" who watch "letsplayers"

>he showed the julie tape
what a madman

It really is disgusting. Lets you easily spot underage newfags though

wait he actually has
why?
its pretty much confirmed he browses Sup Forums after this, right?

Is his fanbase fleeting or something? It seems like he's trying to latch onto alt-right shit just to try and seem like he's doing cutting edge and ground breaking material but he isn't really fooling anyone.

>The Fly
His life is more fucked up than the movie. The telepods would never get made and the movie would be about him stalking Geena Davis.

I didn't even know Pewdiepie still did letsplays and thought he became another DramaAlert/h3h3 thing.

i don't think so.
he's just adapting his content to his base fan demographic i'm assuming, i really don't watch him
those nerdy little kids probably are growing up into edgy redditor/Sup Forums/twitter memers

As far as I can gather, he's become one of those "HEY GUYZ WHATS UP [x] HERE" youtubers who just regurgitates gay shit while he plays a video game superimposed in the background

>BR2049

It might actually be good

He doesn't even bother with video games in the background, it's just vlogs/topic of the week.

Chris should sue Pediepie since he uploaded the first Let'splay with his animal crossing video and if Chris is smart enough could sue him for harassment too.

or ylyl reaction videos

>Pewdiepie
He really just regurgitates shit from Sup Forums at this point. Not that I mind

People suggested to Chris that he/she should make Let's Play videos and monetise them, but he/she was too lazy and would rather rely on welfare checks and begging on Patreon for money. A lot of the reasons why Chris’s life is so shitty is because of himself/herself.

Guess that Disney sponsor made him hurt for clicks.

>Catch Me If You Can

Dude he does reaction vids to YLYL threads on /gif/

The last movie I watched was The Usual Suspects. He explains to the detective the story of who maced a Gamestop employee.

Well it is the first time I'm watching a pewdiepie video since learning about his channel's existence.

I'm aware of Chris's laziness, didn't he try selling his own art or something but the buyer got so pissed off with him because he took two weeks and it is because Chris completely forgot about it? One thing I would like to see Chris do is movie reviews just as a middle finger to his brother who tried putting on a facade he was a serious and deep critic which backfired on him heavily.

He's a nerd born in 1989 what do you think does/has he browsed Sup Forums?

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More like losing his Disney deal means he can finally do a video without caring about (((parent company)))

I believe you I'm just saying people in that age group (especially from Northern Europe) with an obvious interest in "internet culture" are all familiar with Sup Forums at least to some degree. It's not some secret cult.

I didn't know this issue of Sonichu existed.

>that "dialogue" in the middle panel

sometimes i forget that it's mostly americans nowadays that get super stigmatized for outing themselves as Sup Forums posters, with Sup Forums and all

>regular size condoms don't fit on a seven inch penis
>she autisticly explains the name of the sex position she wants because Chris's view of sex comes entirely from porn

missionary and cowgirl are 2 different things, chris

>Chris Chan as El Topo
10/10 would watch his path to enlightenment only to see it get destroyed again

>Let us pause for a moment to
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Why do I feel like Chris and his fanbase are about to get ruined by normalfags?

He would play Louis.

>SHUT UP SHUT UP I KNOW WHERE I PARKED
>DONT
>CALL
>EENYBODY

Well, it was fun while it lasted. Ready for all the thinkpieces from Slate and HuffPo about how sick it is that the internet has tormented this man for so long, and all the obnoxious Weens and A-Logs who will flock Chris's videos now?

Do retarded Sup Forumstards still relate to Pewdiepie? He literally told you retards to fuck off in a video and he doesn't want to be related to anything racist.

>SONY PRESENTS: The Christian Weston Chandler Extended Universe

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> Devils at the Doorstep
> tfw Chris Chan trying to take care of two japanese prisoners without having them escape
> tfw Chris Chan trying to find a way to execute said prisoners
> tfw Chris Chan going on a rampage against jap soldiers

Would definitely watch.

>pew says stupid Sup Forumsish shit
>"ew stop following me Sup Forums!" ;)

Well like I said this Chris-chan video is the first one I've seen since those happy wheels videos in 2012 so fuck if I know. Not everyone obsesses over e-celebs, user.

>DPS went from a board joke to havin a gf, and owning a house

kill me senpai

just end me

Chris gaining mainstream attention can never be good but I honestly just want to see him fade into obscurity and live out the rest of his days in peace but he's too much of an attention whoring idiot to even do that. What's worse is that these newfags who come along and see all the classic trolling stuff will try and create new drama but it's pathetic really.

To use Star Wars as an example right now the Cwc fanbase is probably around the time before The Force Awakens comes out. People are discovering him more and more and becoming ironic fans or loyalists but I think the bubble will pop soon and he'll try and go back to his old shit to attempt to gain more attention.

what the FUCK is going on in those figures?
Why is Chris explaining procreation?
Why is there a portal inside her uterus?

I'm glad he took the time to explain this, I was really confused about what was going on.

It's been 10 years since Chris started being trolled.

You're going to have to refer to one of the other four pages explaining electric-hedgehog reproduction for that.

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This comic came out right around the time where Chris was zealously trying to assert how "not gay" he is. As a result, he made a comic where sonichu and rosechu have sex because that's totally heterosexual for him to do

>in one swift release

>chrischan in Falling Down
someone fund this

I honestly didn't know Chris-chan still existed. All the videos I've seen were from that 2007-2010ish era and I figured eventually someone got him to stop using the internet.

So this is what it's like...

>The Vanishing(1988)
Chris finally finds love and just has it taken from him.
It's not fair.

>well, i'm itching for a little missionary cowgirl

>Wayne's world
Oh god

Pewdiepie is kind of a dick for doing a video like this since it'll just generate more harassment for Chris. He should at least remove it or give him the revenue it made

#IstandwithChris

>replace "all I wanted was a pepsi" with "ALL I WANTED WAS A SONIC WITH NOT BLUE ARMS"

Uh Ohhhhh

Fuck you and your autism.

you didn't post the page about the retractable penis

Now that his story will get more exposure to normies...and now that the dust has settled
who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

>Fellowship of the Ring

Don't know how to feel about this

You would expect someone to get better at drawing after 15 years, but nope

I exists in terms of the occasional Facebook or Twitter post. But he certainly learned to stop posting on Youtube

Trey Parker

What? He posts almost regularly on youtube.

His patreon has new Sonichu content as recently as a week ago patreon.com/Sonichu

Why do normalfags have to infest everything? I always figured something like Chris would never get a mainstream following but it's going to be weird if he gets even more fame and recognition and ends up being parodied in the actual media

>John Carpenter’s The Thing
He’d crash the helicopter on the way to the Norwegian base

He reached mainstream since Sonic Boom Cartoon/Games with his stunt at the Gamestop.

youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ

>Thor: Ragnarok
It actually becomes funny

this is the worst saga yet

what the fuck chris

You haven't seen it all until you have seen the unclit.

I have, and I count it as part of this tomgirl tranny shit
it's getting depressing

It still didn't feel like it was as bad as it is now.

Imagine chris-Chan as Gollum

>if Chris is smart enough
Wouldn't bet on it

He's still using that picture someone else drew for him? That has it's own story of autism behind it too...