THE WALKING DEAD - Game Thread #1

We're still making fun of this literal who edition

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>Paints african tribal symbol on him with blood
Fucking bantz

FUCK THE CELTICS

idubbbz is now an antagonist on TWD

gay show hahaha

>Get wrecked by a limp-dick beta male

lmao

heeeyyy that's pretty good

This show sucks cock. I don't even watch anymore, just shitpost in these threads.

Why is this random nobody so sadistic and evil?

oh SHIT

>Your head on a pike
Cheeky
>Stealth fatman with his big axe
WEW

JERRY
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GET FUCKED NERD!

Where were you when Carl survives episode 8

White boi's BTFO, again

Killed by the super somaon

gona need that in gif or webm form

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVV

>Head on a pike

Dat foreshadowing.

FINISH HIM

Hi Leddit

Only the finest deus ex machine here

lemme axe you something

>That cut
THIS BUDGET

Oh fuck, Ricegum just took out idubbbz

Sorry guys I thought the bump limit was three hunnned, I made it too early

How the fuck is a Ford Ranger able to resist 300+ rounds of 223?

>Sup Forums

White bois btfo

This fat hawaiian couldn't sneak up on anyone without breathing heavily

american technology

>Can cut through a human body
>Cant cut a rusty chain
??

I actually did spend like all day there yesterday, that's exactly what happened

This is getting sillier by the second

Rims are stronk as fuck.

all the spoilers are right again

How am I supposed to feel any sort of tension when the main characters have this much plot armor?

is there anything this fucking extra can't do?

Why didn't she just shoot the button?

Why the fuck did she go through all that trouble?

>Walkers can now open gates

Did you literally not see Carol press the button to open the gate

the walkers didn't open the gate retard Carol did don't be stupid

>it's a Carol pretends to be unarmed and innocent episode

this is the shittiest writing I have ever witnessed. The memes aren't even that good. It's like some people actually like this show....

Boy I wonder if those two will live through this

Who is Carol shooting at? God???

inb4 Sheva saves them

the reason i hate this show now is because the zombies die to a little knock on the head when we know you need to destroy the brain stem

How many fucking bullets do those tiny magazines have?

SHE LOVES HIM

EZEKIAL'D

Am I to believe there is still electricity to power the gate after 2-3 years? The first walker through either by design or poor acting clearly opened it with his arm either way.

As many as the writers need

THE TENSION!

M14 is like 20, AKs and ARs 30.

>it's a basically nothing happens episode
>pic related, it's the writers

>save the kang and fat chink
>kill saviors
WE /telltale/ NOW

>he doesnt like being punished weekly by the worst writing in television history

CONQUERED

All the gasoline hasnt expired somehow so yes

do you really need to question things at this point? did you just start watching or something?

This is officially the worst episode yet.

should i get zzzquil

Can't wait for my choices to never matter

I miss Darabont's version.

KANGZ and Carol is actually a pretty good couple. They're both larpers but on the opposite ends of the spectrum.

And it will give the writers an excuse for Carol's next solid snake mission into whisperer territory after KANGZ gets beheaded.

Screencap this, you know it's true.

>still no Negan/Gabriel trapped in the trailer episode
Thanks for completely killing the hype I had for that episode by waiting over a fucking month to air it, AMC

saw this too

yes and drink it all and have pleasant dreams

Nah. This show does the job.

This is actually a commentary on high-capacity magazines in the US and why we desperately NEED some actual gun control

Nah dude just keep watching it'll still put you out.

>thread #1
>only 20 minutes left
JUST FUCK MY RATINGS UP SENPAI

I miss Sophia

>Look at the dying Asian boy with his dying Asian eyes

I don't care if you saw this already, I'm pushing forward

This is just getting sad at this point, I actually feel pity for this guy.

We were in the pregame until a few minutes ago, dingus

>My zombie apocalypse GF's daughter

We had another thread before this one plus Sup Forums doesn't like TWD.

Post more cringe extra

he's negan

>there are actual Carol fans in these threads

I'M ALL THE WAY UP

Still only a couple years ago we would have been on the third thread at this point

>another flash back

God damn

For a second I thought it actually skipped everything and they were back to the kingdom

I kinda like the Larpers.

I mean gotta entertain yourselves in times like these

explain

that jim carrey guy was the only good part of this episode and he was good for bad reasons

>gas still good after 6 years
>30 round magazines hold 300 rounds
>axe is strong enough to split a person from head to dick
>Judith ages 3 years in about a month
>Tara continues to get fatter despite food shortage
>shitty truck can withstand 1000 rounds being fired into it

Am I missing anything?

Are you a gamer who's going places in life? A man with a good head on his shoulders? A man who goes above and beyond? A man who likes racemixing?

Fun face, Darabont nailed the vol. 1 zombies from the comics, no matter how much they don't want to admit it. Even in the comics they try to use a rock they're holding as a weapon and attempt to climb a ladder after Rick in Atlanta. Kirkman is just a backpeddling hack. Fresh zombies are a lot more competent.

>fingers barely have any blood on them
>paints three thick lines

>zombies die due to a little bump on the head or slash to the face

A van can perfectly flip off a bridge
A dumpster can protect you from 200 walkers

yeah, you're missing a whole lot actually

This guy just constantly retweets shitty fan art people make of his "character" like his character is one of the main ones.

Let me just diffuse all the tension with a flashback.

>There are actual Carol fans

that alone surprises me

>Flashbacks to moments they skipped in earlier episodes in favor of showing us an entire episode of "shooting" guns with very little explanation or reason