What was his problem

what was his problem

The Jamaican cocktease/literal goddess.

Deat' and that dahk abyssh.

Best Pirates film hands down. You can't disprove this

I think jack stole something from him? I dunno, it's been a while since I saw this kino.

Not enough jags in his barro

He was in love and she was a bitch.
Can I make it anymore obvious.

Having the best theme in series

First is best from filmmaking, storytelling and a good plot.
Second is fun, swashbuckly and kino. And Punished Norrington is best character.

Why didn't Davy Jones just wear boots full of seawater?

He Yagged when he should have Sbarro'd. Classic seafaring mistake.

They are fun. My kids like them

Literally,

>black woman

she was no ordinary black woman, also they're pirates, what did you expect? some chink?

She could've been spanish

Deevy Jooorrrns, you huv corruptud yoar purpuss!

Wait, what the actual fuck, Is this a fucking glitch?I uploaded a picture of Tia Dalma and this shit comes up! What the fuck?

>nigger
>sea goddess

makes no sense considering niggers are afraid of water and have 0 seafaring accomplishments

you know caribbeans are full of native niggers you retard?

and how does that make it legit for a greek mythological creature to be one of the slave population you mong?

How does it make sense that I fucked your mom while she was still preggers with your sorry ass?

you mad bro?

You probably just uploaded the wrong image

tfw no gf

>10 years of blue balls.
>when he expected to bust a nut.
>bitch wasn't there

you can't say he wasn't the victim here

>What are Somali pirates

Can't be compared to transoceanic seafaring.

>Somali pirates

truly Columbus-tier

Columbus
>Murders bunch of natives
Somalis
>Murders bunch of foreigners

You're right.

Piracy is piracy, bitch.

Throw them in the water and they aren't so tough.

He doesn't feaah death-ah. Life is cruel. Why would the afterlife be any different-ah.
He feared love, a dreadful bond, but oh so easily severed-ah.

Jack had Jones raise the sunken Pearl from the depths and have him be captain of her for 13 years in exchange for a century of service on board the Dutchman. Jones honored the deal. Jack did not. Jones did nothing wrong.

Divvy Joonz. You wah manny ting. Boot nevah... krool.

This is purely theoretical but I'm guessing when the pirates trapped her in human form they needed a vessel.
So they just took the next best negress slave.

There's nothing in the movie to suggest that. It's more plausible that Tia Dalma is her favourite human form and the pirates disabled her powers with magic and shieet while she was with Jones after she stood him up and he got vengeful.
Or do you believe Jones actually fell in love with a swarm of crabs? If anything that proves that she used to have shape-changing powers.

kinorific design on this dude

I think he'd rather fall in love with a swarm of crabs than a nigger with awfull teeth
Seriously though, guess youre right, especially because she turns into a 10 meter nigger before exploding into a boatload of shellfish
But I like my headcanon more

The whole trilogy is kino incarnate.
4 is an abomination of boredom.
5 is a perfunctory movie tying up loose ends left over from 4 with a kino soundtrack and some cool ideas like Hungry Hippo Ship and Piecemeal Pirate Hunters. Also Scodela-whoohoo tiddies in a corset.

>caring about teeth when a dirty dark dolly drools over your scurvy-riddled dick

Smoother blowjob.

kill yourself you buzzwording reddit numale

he got dicks on his face

>Implying I feaah death-ah

This does indeed happen sometimes on Sup Forums and always has

>Is this a fucking glitch?

A touch... of destiny! You must now seek out this man and make him yours, for he is who you most desire!

You aren't seriously being crabphobic in the current year are you?

>Sea captain in polyamourous relationship with a colony of mimic crabs
>In [Current Year minus two fiddy]

Jones was ahead of his time.