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Shrek 5 confirmed and gets release date
Joshua Lee
Brayden Murphy
God is dead and we killed him.
Jayden Reyes
Won't watch unless it's heavily R-rated.
Anthony Myers
...
Carter Campbell
>yet ANOTHER shrek film
Ayden Perez
Money.
Connor Cox
SOME
Adrian Cox
...
Wyatt Russell
Actually own this CD, will stick it the car stereo for laughs when driving with friends.
Christian Cox
Fuck Shrek. We want Puss.
Jordan Powell
onions have many layers
Chase Turner
I am sexually aroused by ogre fiona and the fairy godmother.
Ryder Campbell
Antonio Bandaras and Eddie Murphy are my favorite bands.
Nicholas Perez
>last film came out 7 years ago
What the fuck, I thought it came out just a couple of years ago!
James Nelson
Nothing wrong with liking ogre Fiona, she's actually pretty cute
Joshua Morgan
I prefer her to her normal form, I wonder if that was intended.
Nolan Evans
SOMEBODY
Aiden Harris
Didn't knew there was even a 4.
Ethan Smith
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Sebastian Bell
It had to do with alternate realities or some shit.
Henry Rogers
Ive been playing shrek in his latest game
> pic related
Jayden Cook
Bring back Farquaad. I yearn for the simpler times of the first movie, where ogres had layers.
Jeremiah Martin
They can't, they killed his ghost.....Somehow.
Hudson Long
SOMEBODY
Nicholas Barnes
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
Samuel Collins
Shrek 3D is under rated.
Matthew Nelson
Just bring him back anyway.
Isaac Walker
what i want to know is,will it kill the meme?
What if the movie is about the memes....
Cooper Foster
>HALFCOCKED
Isaac Cox
I thought it was 4D
Isaac Torres
I make a trip to Universal every year. I still think 3D is better than 2.
Jason White
>What the fuck are you doing in my fucking swamp you little Farquaad? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the brogres, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your anus, and have ogre 300 confirmed layers. I am trained in making early 2000's pop cultural references, and am the top ogre in the entire far far away armed forces. You are nothing to me but another Drek. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen in Dreamworks, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that dreck to me over the swamp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fairy tale creatures across Far Far Away and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Farquaad. The storm that will end your fucking life. It's fucking ogre, Donkey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare asscheeks. Not only am I shrextensively trained in onionade combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fairy Godmothers Factory and I will use it to its full shrextent to wipe your miserable little ass of of the face of mah swamp, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Rumpelstiltskin. I will shrek fury all ogre you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Pinocchio.
Ryan Richardson
They should have brought him back in Shrek 4: Forever After. Since they didn't, they have to do it now.
Brandon Kelly
Well Dreamworks is probably now aware of memes involving their movies, what with Bee Movie's opening getting referenced in a Wendy's Commercial.
Jeremiah Fisher
Is this all Mike Myers, Eddie Murphey, and Cameron Diaz do any more?
Bentley Taylor
The only good Shrek movies were 1 and 2. 3 was mediocre. 4 was god awful.
2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4
Gavin Bell
Is this going to have Shrek going through an existential crisis because he refuses to grow up, while meeting fairy tales characters distorted through a lolsowacky twist?
Jayden Lopez
So that 3D movie is canon?
Hunter Smith
I don't see why it wouldn't be.
Lincoln Edwards
It's probably at least mostly canon.
Ryder Ward
Iron Pineapple is a saint
Daniel Cox
>Memes are convincing executives to greenlight sequels for dead franchises
Fuck you Sup Forums
Juan Collins
and here i thought Ice Age got it bad.
Samuel Torres
Isn't there a 6th one on the way? How do these still get theatrical releases?
Aaron Robinson
Only watched the 1st, are the next ones complete shit?
Matthew Nelson
Hey, man, Eddie Murphy had some pretty good songs. Or at least one good song.
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Adam Adams
Queen Latifa is in them as a female mammoth.
Kayden Scott
Wasn't the whole point of the last one was that it was the LAST one?
Isaiah Peterson
The Meltdown is average
Dawn of the Dinosaurs is where things get shitty
Chase Martinez
Shrek 3 was the best
Brayden Phillips
What about cakes? Cakes have layers.
Leo Reyes
no this is a good thing, it means if you have a franchise you want resurrected all you have to do is shitpost memes about it on Sup Forums facebook tumblr reddit instagram somethingawful myspace and altivista
Jaxon Gray
>article posted July 20, 2016
Really fires up the neutrons.
Benjamin Cruz
Why even bother? As meh as Shreak 4 was it put a decent cap on the franchise. I mean they were basically forced to make it after how god awful the third movie was.
Josiah Johnson
Money, I know several people who love each movie equally and will gladly pay to see more.
Tyler Evans
How you guys rate Puss in Boots movie?
I think that Del Toro made something amazing with it.
Hunter Baker
the Egg ruined the experience. but it was solid movie.
Luke Kelly
I rather enjoyed dawn of the dinosaurs
Kevin Young
I think Collision Course gave me cancer.
It was like a "lolsorandumb" 11 minute cartoon, dragged on for 1 hour and 40 minutes.
Joshua Butler
Use his brother or cousin or something. Lithgow is so fucking based.
BRING HIM BACK
Carter Barnes
They were going to bring Farquaad and the Fairy Godmother back, but having 3 villains in the movie would have been too much of a clusterfuck, so they scrapped it.
Kevin Edwards