Say what you want about him, but The Rock knows how to make it a comfy movie night

Say what you want about him, but The Rock knows how to make it a comfy movie night.

That is the instagram post of a 40 year old woman

He really likes banana chocolate chip pancakes btw

I've seen like 3-4 rock watching movies posts in the last 2 days and in nearly all of them the fucking idiot can't full screen?

litty

Anyone know what the documentary is? Sounds interesting

Is he selling that syrup? This shit reads almost word for word.

He's gay, it's an open secret. Google it.

why doesn't he have a hdmi cable

>bottle of maple syrup laying on clean white sheets

>literal multi-millionaire
>watches films on a laptop in his kitchen
Pleb stays a pleb no matter the money

I wanna know too. Someone bls

Nothing wrong with still wanting to be "normal"
I imagine it's not always as comfy watching flicks in your home theater than it is curled up in bed like u always had

Can you imagine the size of The Rock's turds?

fucking this. he should have 100 inch televisions in every room with interconnected speakers in every corner of ever room so he can watch kino every second of the day. maybe some sensors that turn off systems in rooms that he's not currently in.
watching movies on a shitty laptop is not normal, it's disgraceful. fuck off

>hey guys i'm not actually an asshole
>please consider buying tickets to my future movies

Might be 'The Irish Mob'.

>legs crossed

he's gay as shit

>comfy movie night
>watching on a tiny laptop with the taskbar on top
>sitting at the kitchen counter with all that light

seems to be on netflix so I'm guessing that's the one. Cheers.

This is a product placement i can tell by the pixels

Why has Sup Forums turned on the Rock so hard? He hasn't said anything bad about dear leader. Why are you guys so butthurt?

how come he can eat all that shit without getting fat? why is life so unfair?

>inb4 muh workout routine

no memes pls

I miss the raunchy piss memes.

>small plate filled to the edge with pancake
>no room for syrup to go except off the fucking plate and onto his bed
>only watches shit on a 20 inch mac screen despite being able to afford a 50 inch screen in every room of his mansion

fuck this dude seriously

same

eating food at the counter while sitting on a stool watching a laptop is omega-tier comfy

>how come he can eat all that shit without getting fat? why is life so unfair?
He only eats that on sundays.

there are pills you can take that will block fat and carbs from being absorbed, i'm sure the rock knows about them

We're not litty enough

Why haven't our bodies already evolved the ability to do this with excessive fat and calories and shit?

It has. Just because you eat 3000 calories doesn't mean you absorb it. If you have a high fiber diet, a lot of it gets shit out. Soluble fiber bonds to saturated fat. Insoluble pushes it through the system.

If you eat whole, real food, it's actually pretty hard to get fat.

Well then our bodies are doing a lousy job

That had better be cum. And I'm gonna need a sauce

so you don't die in the winter like a pleb

>not knowing about ltty pissy queen Snuppa

>stack of banana
>pure canadian maple syrup
>crunchy peanut butter
>slathered all over the cakes
>double shot of tequila
Fucking hell. I didn't expect this from "The Rock" but I guess it makes sense, he has a lot of access to kids considering the movies he's been in. I don't think in the last 100 years there's been a single event as earthshattering as pizzagate.

>laptop
>player not even full screened

>just_got_back_from_baywatch.jpg

he's a normie user what did you expect

>Haha, having a litty night in with my Canadian Heritage Organics™ syrup, Earth's Choice™ pb and Macbook Pro™

>eating syrup in bed

you eat a caloric deficit of 300-400 on 5 or 6 days, congrats you can now eat double cals on sunday or whatever

>how come he can eat all that shit without getting fat?
roids+insulin+HGH

>h-haha who cares that the family abandoned me i got food

>be a multi millionaire
>watch kino on a fucking toddlerbook

he's no friend of mine.

he doesn't have 10 bags of chips, ice cream and candy every day you fat faggot

That's how patricians watch kino

He's watching on a laptop, why would he need a HDMI cable?

to hook it up to the tv.
try and keep up, bud.

>having this much toxic masculinity that you are afraid of being comfortable

Being in his position and yet choosing to watch on a laptop tells all that needs to be told.

>skipping out on the hollywood pedo parties because you know you're better than that
the rock is BASED #litty

Fucking pleb

>rowanblanchard

kys

Because evolution takes millions of years and agriculture developed much faster than that.

He's like 250 lbs of muscle. His daily caloric needs are probably close to 4000.

Evolution should've evolved a way to evolve faster then. Stop white knighting evolution.

>Implying he even eats that shit
That's just paid ads;
He's a food autismo, he eats fish at 4 am every day and then every 2 hours

THE ROCK IS THE BIGGEST HOMOSEXUAL IN HOLLYWOOD

I want to lick that syrup clean off of his juicy toes

nohomo