ITT celebrities who must be shitting themselves right now
ITT celebrities who must be shitting themselves right now
Why? What did she do?
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n-no
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kek underrated
Literally everyone in Hollywood except Brendan Fraser
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quite literally
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not cool, user
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who is that guy?
she molested Dan "The Man with the Plan" Schneider
Eminem should apologize
Dan "The Family Man With A Dental Plan" Schneider
Dan "Can't do the time if I didn't do the crime" Schneider
Dan "Slanderous trolls on Sup Forums deserve a 4week ban" Schneider
Dan "Rape is approved by Jesus if conducted with the missus" Schneider
Dan "If I ain't got no tape then how can you accuse me of rape" Schneider
What else am I missing, guys?
>Hollywood is purged of pedophiles and rapists
>Only actor left unscathed in Brendan
>Hollywood is desperate for cash and hires Brendan to play in major roles
>Brendan uses newfound wealth to petition courts to lower his alimony
>Starts his own production company and directs his first movie, about a famous Hollywood actor's rise, fall and eventual redemption
>Huge critical and commercial success, Brendan is awarded the Palme d'Or at Cannes and the Best Picture Oscar.
>Afton Smith accused of money laundering and sentenced to 20 years in prison.
>Brendan retires to a life in the Hollywood hills, his character arc completed.
take a look at those melonss
fund it
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Don Henley and David Geffen
go fuck yershelf
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who is that
Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
Dan "The man with a plan, so get in the van" Schneider
What site is this again
who's that??? John Lennon?!