P-Peter

>P-Peter...

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>I killed millions

>P-Peter...
>Sup nigga

>the Sup Forumsyps, peter...
>t-they've ruined the board. T-they even had the nerve t-to claim that they were here first. Do what must be done, Pete. Kill em all.

>Uncle Ben, h-he looked italian!
Oh bless you Peter, such a good boy. such a good.. boy.. *uncle ben dies smiling*

>P-Peter...
>P-Peter...
>Tha pussy eater?
> No, it's the E, the motherfuckin' pussy beater!~

>it's a reddit episode

>Oh no my bad he's white
> Nooooooooooooo
What a twist

>uncle Ben looks directly at the camera

based Raimi really was ahead of his time...

>Peter... Trump 2020...
Jesus Chrsit, Raimi. Enough with these special editions!

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>Before we start, has anyone lost 20 black children and their father? Because we found the children
Raimi really pushed the boundaries.

>Peter, in these final moments I am going to reveal to you a truth about me. While all of it is true, I'm a white nationalist, nigger, kike and fag hating American, I have regularly been making spank bank deposits to sissy sph hypnos. This makes me irrationally angry, and fills me with a deep sense of guilt and shame, but lately that guilt has been dissipating after I reach climax and my seminal fluids spray across the room. What I'm trying to say is, I've purchased a considerable amount of womens clothing, stockings, skirts, among that chastity cages, buttplugs, urethral sounds, bad dragon toys, cumlube. I want you to burn all of these before Aunt May finds it. While you're at it, to spare me the postmortem humilation, will you reach down my crotch and rip the cage off me? It's a pink holy trainer, you can just rip it right off, I have a strong taste for ballbusting so don't worry about hurting me. I haven't had an orgasm in 7 weeks though, so I apologize in advance if I spurt sissy cummies on you in the process.

Lmao. I can perfectly picture this with a dumbstruck Peter's reaction. I'm in tears user.

>fuck that whore spic from your high school and aunt may will write your ungrateful ass out of the will
>disowned my boy penniless
raimi really knew the power of tough love
parents these days are too pussified now

>and they say that a Führer can save us

>to save billions.....

Now that's a twist

Lmao

MAN OF SPIDERS

watchmen

pls post the porn pasta

Kek

>P-Peter...
>I can't believe it... Shot by a white man... After all I've done to further our race's future in America...

>uncle Ben...
>he looked like an Italian to me

>I-Italians *cough* aren't white?

>Uncle Ben thinking Italians are white
come on son...

>of whites

you must go back.

>Ben: Hey, Goebbels! Don't forget we're painting a swastika on the Mendelssohn's door tonigh!
>Peter: Don't start without me!
>Ben: And don't trust the cabal of Jews that run the Western world!

>P..Pe..Peter listen to me carefully. I know you and I fought a lot. Read this book and maybe you will understand.

>That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband make it for you?
Man, if I were Raimi I'd be feeling a little uncomfortable right now. Amazing what a difference a decade majes.

Those are some high-quality shops.

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>Peter....the top drawer of my desk...The Turner Diaries.
>Uncle Ben, I don't understand!
>You will...son. You...will...

>You know, I'm somewhat of a White Nationalist myself

>tfw don’t understand this meme since I’m new to Sup Forums

>when Doc Ock knocks out Spider-Man and then the people on the train pass him around and take turns molesting his unconscious body
I get that an important theme in Spider-Man 2 was loss of innocence, but I really thought that scene stretched the bounds of the PG-13 rating.

I love this me-me. It's light years ahead of Bane?

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Why do producers always have to meddle with Raimi's original vision?

>Peter, did I ever tell you about my time in Vietnam?
>I boiled so many gooks over there they named a brand of rice after me

Peter, there has been a mistake...

>tfw it's actually been 15 years
JDIMSA

You know, I’m something of a corpse myself.

Never change, Sup Forums.

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>Peter... don't tell Harry... about my collection of Nazi paraphernalia behind the mirror in our condo

It's not a meme, jackass. It's widely known that the original cut of Raimi's Spiderman was even more antisemitic than the original Evil Dead.

>that's a cute outfit, you fucking faggot. It's so tight we can see your prolapsed asshole. Did your husband make it for you?

Hitler reincarnate

>He's just a kid... no older than my wife's son.

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

Garbhlhardarhdl train garblgurbahurva brakes are gone

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Dude....chill. There are lines you just can't cross

>Ayy yo Peeta

I've been here since 2008 stupid redditor

>”Peter I don’t ever want to see you doing that ‘Mary Jane’ shit. That’s for gooks, spooks and mooks. If my Pa caught me doing that I’d be strung up with the rest of them, he used to tell me that niggers are good for nothing other than making wool. He didn’t believe in harming sheep Pete, he said they’re too innocent for it. Like you, don’t lose your innocence, all prime pussy is slayed by pretending you’re cute, I told you the story of how I ate your aunt mays ass in the back of my car on our first date? Take off your stupid glasses, hit the weights and act like a gentleman and maybe you’ll get the snatch from the redhead next door...what was her name again?”

Sup Forumsfaggots are so fucking unfunny, it's turbo cringe.

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>"That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?"
You get the idea. It was a different time.

>due to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive spider-blood

>With great power, comes great responsibility...
Jesus Raimi, that crosses the line

>it w-was disney peter

Agreed

I just don't understand how they got away with this. Was no one really complaining?

So what do you do? Work or school?

>T-theyre going to ruin my image, Peter. I never said all those awful things. Don't believe them. I've always been a very open minded and liberal person. I would never say these things. Don't let the Sup Forumstards ruin my legacy, Peter
JESUS CHRIST RAIMI

>I'm a real nigga too, see?

Why did Raimi include this scene? Seems kinda pointless.

>...it's okay to be white.
Turned the movie off right there.

Kek