500 word essay due tomorrow

>500 word essay due tomorrow
>all you want to do is watch kino
recommend me some kino

go to shemaletube and jerk it to trannies my bro ;)

About what?

why slavery caused the civil war

>500 words
Lad, thats like 30 minute work

not if you want to get a good grade its not

I actually have to do a project outline by tomorrow but I am sitting here shitposting.

Just marathon a few Cracked articles on the civil war's causes. You're golden no need to thank me :^)

Go back to twitch.

if you cant push yourself to do things you dont want to do you will never succeed in life sometimes you need to make yourself do it

yes i know its a pasta

Extrapolate on people not wanting to lose a free workforce, farming loses and the inner politics and social differences of the south and north also being a big contributor to the civil war. It's not hard to write 500 words.

>tfw tranny porn is illegal where you live

Just write how the mass slaughter of the flower of anglo-irish-Celtic-norman manhood could have been avoided if whites just agreed that nogs should stay slaves and that white blood shouldn't be wasted over them one way or another

The for extra credit write a short story about bringing Lincoln forward in time machine, showing him the ghetto and BLM, and him going back to join the confederacy and saving the white race. Call it "The Redemption of Abraham Lincuck

Write about how the South was unjustly treated by an oppressive, tyrannical government instead. Also write about how Robert E Lee was the living archetype of masculine honor and bravery.

>modern american education expects tardlets to explain the myriad of causes for the american civil war within 500 words
>even just one aspect would take pages upon pages
>they single out one aspect because of raycisssssm
this is what happens when memennials educate

russia?

explain that niggers have a propensity for violence and the plan was for the union was to end slavery then send the niggers back to africa so we wouldn't get a feral race of orcs ruining american cities

It's true, all of it.

First of all, 500 words on the Civil War is easy. Put on some music, type a bunch of shit about slavery, the war that ensued after it, and it's effects that are felt today (discrimination, riots etc).

Just read Wikipedia, and source the links they used. Or just read Cracked articles in it.

After you're done you can reward yourself with a classic movie like Taxi Driver, or an underrated one like Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

why did the BLACK death only kill white people?

>500 words

that's one page

500 word essay? Are you 13?

do your homework, moron. 500 words!? lol

>because it's bad and the north has a brain
500 words not needed.

>have haiku due soon
>tomorrow is the due date
>shitpost anyway

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You better mean at least 5000

>has a brain
Yeah smart people send their sons to die en masse in the bloodiest most industrialised war in all history at the time over the slavery of black people hundreds of miles away. Smart people send their children forward in closed ranks of walking infantry towards concentrated gunfire, all on behalf of violent sub humans who will only grow to resent and hate them whilst simultaneously living on their tax handouts and committing a vastly outsized level of crime against them.

>The north has a brain...
*inhales to the point of rupture*

>100-word dissertation due in 5 years
>just sitting here browsing the intertubez
pls help

this is pretty kino

Bitch gets caught cheating and the first thing she does is blame him for why she's cheating

based your homeland.
tranny porn is the equivalent of injecting your brain with poisonous serums

if you cant wheeeeez yourself to do things you dont wheeeeeeeez to do you will never whoooooze in life sometimes you need to wheeeeeeze yourself do it

yes i know its a pasta

exactly how much have you had to smoke?

expected shit but it actually was kino, guy is retarded though, should have tried to join in

>when enraged and angry has trouble lifting and tossing some cheap little ikea shelf

>Optional discussion session tomorrow morning
>I don't have to prepare anything but if I don't show up my TA might notice
HELP!