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>You know what I would like to see ?
>Klingon ladyboys.
That is possible because in STD they said Klingons have 2 sets of genitals, the question is are they always the same which is highly improbable or in this mirror universe can they self procreate?

Predictions for Mirror Universe
>Mirror Discovery has all white crew
>There is a ship called ISS Drumpf
>Half of Mirror Universe crew has Polish names, speaks Polish and hates refugees

>we fuckin SHOULD have them and I'd be bummed should they decide to just overlook the whole issue. Out of the few things that ENT did absolutely right, the Klingon-retcon was probably the most important one.

ENT did a lot of great things in the final season, but actually giving an answer that makes sense and also flows into why Klingons are more aggressive, sometimes cowardly, and expansive than the honour whores of TNG was great, and the ENT effects didn't make them look half bad. The makeup was a good blend between TOS and TNG. Hell, give them the helmets from Into Dankness and the uniforms they work in that and lets see Kor busted up some Holy House "We Game of Thrones now" Klingon bullshit.

98 posters in the last thread m8

You know what I would like to see ?
Klingon ladyboys.
Such dominant patriarchical society of warriors for sure would have some form of submissive sex beta males that would serve Klingon captains and warriors.

Nice! A new record for Discovery generals

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It's full of more pandering to the Chinese Market, everyone is Chinese, every ship is named after a King, but makes sure to stay away from historical events the government hates.

Also, Lorca is a Monk in Meditation and has eyesight so amazing he can see beyond the material world and actually physically see you through the television screen.

That or they just gave him a dose or Retnox 5.

>nobody will discover these!

Klingons don't see blue light dummy

i'd love to see lorca in all of these

for various reasons

that guy just hates us because we love STD!

I wanna move there. Did we beat the klingons there? Does the Terran Empire still have slavery? Is it a liberal nightmare fueled by war and the survival of the fittest?

The first Star Trek show to stream where nothing has ever streamed before, including the other Star Trek series.. for the Price of Hulu you can now watch the one show you really only gave a shit about and the abortion that is a rip-off of an already idiotic topic that is Talking Dead..

Seriously do we need after-shows? Remember when all this shit used to called DVD commentaries?

will you promise nudes from Tilly next season?

And they didn't. Check mate

>tfw the writes introduces a literal STD in the show

>I wanna move there. Did we beat the klingons there? Does the Terran Empire still have slavery? Is it a liberal nightmare fueled by war and the survival of the fittest?

Terran Empire was basically founded by outraged citizen milita storming a Vulcan human probe ship that wanted to sodomize some innocent small town folk like they have been doing for the past century or so.
Also it engaged in wide ranging measures to uplift inferior galactic species from ignorance and barbarism.
It literally did nothing wrong.

Well, that was shit.

I hope they kill off a likeable person next week so I can feel feels again.

Kinda hard to look when a Mary Sue who suddenly know space kung fu is beating up your new (Emperor? Captain? Admiral?) and then you 'splode from Discovery having Photon torpedoes that are so insanely strong it takes one hit to destroy a colony battleship from top to bottom..

So who's idea was it to give the show the same acronym as Sexually Transmitted Disease?

Was it Braga? I bet it was...

Was this actually significant?

>mfw people I talked to called me retard when I told them kirk wore green.

>fuck a Klingon bitch
>get PTSD

Tyler is such a little faggot.

Well, yes. Lorca made sure they weren't jumping to that Starbase.

>get PTSD
but he also got... STD

the Commander Yellow was sometimes an off-yellow almost green tunic as well depending on who made it.

There is something fishy waiting at that starbase.

He is from the mirror universe, so he just went home to win the war with this ship since its counterpart likely has been destroyed - what he is referring to.

Yes, because the writers think you're stupid and didn't think the giant hint that Lorca was mapping parallel universes wasn't a give away that he had something planned, also the fact the Admiral bitch was still alive meant he was going to do something, but they felt the need to remind you because they all think we're stupid.

It's not like we couldn't figure out Lorca was up to no good and they're not in the main universe anymore based on Staments comments at the end..

What if the black gay caught the spore stuff from the white gay????

My theory
>teleport malfunction on Buran
>Mirror Lorca trapped on Buran
>Crew starts to suspect that something is wrong
>Eventually Mirror Lorca realizes he is done for and soon will be uncovered
>By luck ship attacked by Klingons
>oopsie let the ship and crew who suspected something amiss blow up

Hol' up hol' up, I only watched to episode 3 or so and then I abandoned the show because it was god-awful and I didn't like the characters, but I poked my head in to the last thread and barely glanced over it. Is this actually set in the mirror universe? Is that why everyone is so fucking shit? Will they jump to the regular universe and then the show will be proper Trek? Was it all an extended ruse? If so that's kinda cool and almost makes me want to hop back in, even if it still doesn't wash away the stink of teleporting waterbears.

More to the point what materials were used and what kind of lights were used to illuminate the set, but if I'm not wrong there were more episodes where it looked green than episodes where it looked yellow.

I GOT AIDS FROM WATCHING STD!

FUCKING AIDS!

>It's not like we couldn't figure out Lorca was up to no good and they're not in the main universe anymore based on Staments comments at the end..

He also has some scars that are probably result of Romulan torture, perhaps in Mirror Universe.

Someone in the other thread pointed out that Lorca was either Section 31 and therefore knows about things like Borg and probably the Mirror Universe (funny how they never share all that important information until a few hundred years later), The original Lorca probably died with the Buran but during the incident his mirror counter-part emerged perhaps due to a transporter/chronomatic/technobabble answer and escaped then section 31 noticed his ruthlessness, falsified his reports to the medics and put in a position to win the war, now that it's over and knowing he has a reliable means of defeating most threats to Empire and a way to return home "Alright people, we're going home.." he's taking the Disco to the Mirror Universe to give that idiotbox Saru sometime in the Agony Booth.

>Glow in the dark aerial nigger.
Wuz.

This.
How the fuck was it not suspicious to anyone that he was the only survivor of Buran?

this.
But it has the potential of a great story-line. But more of the bridge crew should be involved not just MarySue and Lt.Got-PTSD-from-Fucking

next week you mean 2 months from now right?

This sounds retarded

So are you guys saying that Lorca switch with his mirror before the Buran? During? Or During the Battle? Would Section 31 (I know they used Kahn and I don't know much about Section 31 but everyone keeps saying things about them) would use a mirror universe/evil version to pilot their ship? Are they that amoral? I thought it was just marcus in the movies that used the advanced tech stuff to do evil things

>so autistic that you can't even backlink to the right thread

I can wait.

This is my guess. Remember, we didn't see any of the BlackBadges since they mentioned them in Ep3. Also Lorca's actions always go unpunished to a ridiculous degree hence my suspicion that he is covered by Section 31.

I would love to see a series set in the Terran Empire where they are the good guys because every one else is also more savage. It would be also nice if they used the other crew not just the ones with plot armor.

>hmmm let's put together secret sensors to hide on the enemy ship
>cover them in bright blue LEDs
>also make them beep loudly constantly
>put a star fleet logo on top

What were they thinking?

Mirror universe Spock destroyed starbase 47 that was the debris

How exactly?

It's known that Section 31 has knowledge of things Starfleet knows little or nothing about (Seven's family for example), they have their hands in just about everything that's dirty or a threat. What's the best way to ensure you win a war than by employing someone who is the ultimate warrior in the sense that he knows his regulations, but has no squabbles with killing or destroying everything that moves?

> don't know much about Section 31 but everyone keeps saying things about them) would use a mirror universe/evil version to pilot their ship? Are they that amoral?

Section 31 protects Humanity across the whole Multiverse, not only in original Federaion timeline.

To boldly fight, where no man has fought before.
To ensure supremacy of one true superior race. The Human Race.

It's almost as if retarded scriptwriters can nilly-willy write retarded solutions to retarded problematic plot developments they themselves created without retarded neckbeards noticing and stopping their retarded applauding. Almost.

Section 31 isn't exactly amoral since they have a code. They are just willing to get shit done that the sometimes moralizing goodie-two-shoes wont. Much like Sisco when he gassed a planet to catch the traitor.

Section 31 has only one moral imperative: make sure the Federation and its ideas survive. At all costs.

Lorca jumped them to the mirror universe for some reason. Maybe he comes from there, but he probably just wants to save his crew? Why he thinks they are still alive there is anyone's guess, either option is stupid and makes no sense, but I can't think of another one. He purposely withheld the decloaking data from the federation, which makes little sense also.

There is something waiting at that base. We must find out what.

I watched the brief trailer for January season and the black doctors seems to accuse Lorca that "you wanted this to happen".
I wanted to screenshot wreckage they see in traler but it is visible for like 0.1 microsecond.

>Watching next week's preview

Do people do this?

>Was it all an extended ruse? If so that's kinda cool
Whaddaya think Mr. Tripsman? How do you fancy the chances that the scriptwriters would actually pull something cool off?

The admiral said that Lorca was different since the Buran, but everyone thought it was because of the incident. What if it was because he is mirror Lorca and he blew up his ship to cover up where he came from and what happened? He got into spore research as a way to get back to his own timeline, to give the Empire decloaking technology and the spore drive. Perhaps he wants to become Emperor himself, like Hoshi.


Also, whatshisname security guy is a sleeper agent and was programmed by Rlell to be her slave, using seggs and torture. She will oppose mirror Lorca when she realizes that the alpha humans from the mirror verse don't set their phasers to stun on commando raids and that Klingons are pining for the gas chamber, now that the Terran Empire has teleporting ships and decloaking. Michael and the other beta humans will form an uneasy alliance with Rlell to stop the evil mirror humans and return to the beta universe.

So they pretty do whatever they feel like if it justifies the Federation? How would they have known about the Borg? Kirk didn't meet them. Sorry new to Star Trek and only really watch the movies

Is that the new air jordans commercial?

>How would they have known about the Borg? Kirk didn't meet them.
Borg were discovered in ENT.

If memory serves me correct, the Empire already had cloaking devices from their engagement and enslavement of the Romulans, the NX class ships in the mirror Universe could cloak and de-cloak, I'm willing to bet the first contact at Broken Bow probably didn't go down like it did either, I'm assuming Archer still went to the High Council but probably with an armada and pulse rifle.

Assuming Mirror-Lorca is the current Lorca working Section 31 to win against the Klingons, it stands to reason he knew how to defeat them because the Empire has already defeated the Klingons a few times, if anything it's to get the Spore Drive home or to use what little he's gained from being on our side to his advantage there. (also hints of him being Section 31 or a mirror are the Gorn, and several other artifacts that no Starfleet Captain would even know of let alone possess and pride himself on.)

It's possible the sporeship is a new concept however, given the Empire seemed to stagnate technologically since the NX series and the Empire gained a 300 head start with the capture of the Defiant but everything appears to be about on par with the technology of the normal universe in TOS.

>the other universe is the Lorca universe, loads of Lorcas with their subservient Michaels
>*burp* "logic doesn't exist Michael, get over it"

The standard uniform and the wraparound tunic variations were made of different fabrics, but they were actually the same color: Lime green.

It's just that the standard uniform looked gold-colored or mustard-yellow under studio lighting, whereas the wraparound variant retained its original color way better.

After the TOS-R cleanup, the original colors are more visible, but the standard uniform still looks gold/mustard MOST of the time, albeit sometimes with a more greenish tinge, depending on the individual shot (pic related: left side TOS, right side TOS-R)

>skinny weak human woman can hold her own with a 7 foot tall male klingon warrior

the absolute state of mary sues

Wanna know I know this is wrong? No Burnham. If anyone can fix it, it's burnham
Hey there is this weird thing in space our sensors can't scan
>Let burnham fucking space walk at it
Hey we need to get over there and kidnap a klingon to prevent all out war
>Let burnham do it, she can take the captain too, for death motivation
Hey there's something weird happening in that ship over there we better check it out
>let's send burnham, oh wow she outsmarted that creature, well done burnham
Oh hey we have this creature now
>Burnham warns dumbcunt not to go near it, she ignores it rips her. Burnham is the only one noticing that the thing has the feelies and is a good boy but nobody believes her until they do because burnham is always right.
So ok this creature is not super evil lets use it for space jumps
>Burnham is the only one that notices or cares that the thing is in pain because of the jumps but nobody listens to her until they do because burnham turns out to be always right.
Then:
>Burnham discovers the truth about her vulcan fake dad but still is the driving force behind saving him showing just how much she's a better person than Sarek. Oh and also she's made bridge Science Specialist now.
Harry Mudd has the Discovery in a time loop and Stamets is the only one not affected! Finally someone elses time to shine!
>Burnham is the one actually setting everything in motion to overthrow Mudd even though she is not the one who can remember anything after the time loops again. god damnit.
Yet another blue glowing lifeform has come up and is mind controlling saru
>Burnham comes up with a trick to buy herself time to shit on the prime directive and just installs that fucking antenna anyway. She then has a brawl with saru who for someone supposedly being a "pray not predator" species almost kicks her head in.
They have to put beacons on the klingon ship? Who best to do...
>FUCKING BURNHAM IS ON IT AGAIN! Now she goes toe to toe with a klingon and almost wins.

>the Gorn, and several other artifacts that no Starfleet Captain would even know of let alone possess and pride himself on
Can I read about that somewhere?

>the Empire seemed to stagnate technologically since the NX series and the Empire gained a 300 head start with the capture of the Defiant but everything appears to be about on par with the technology of the normal universe in TOS
I wouldn't read into that too much, nobody cared at all about that when those shows were made.

That being said, in our world dictatorships struggle with technology, because of the social structure of their system (can't innovate well without free thought and research, can't innovate well without economic competition and the absolute rule of law, but having either undermines authoritarian hierarchies and causes a breakdown of the social order, which the people on top know, which is why they oppose liberalizing the system, which is why autocratic shitholes fall behind further and further, and why China is struggling so much with unrest and dissent while barely keeping up through theft of foreign technology).

"We have a saying on Vulcan, when it comes to modern age female protagonists in series largely fielded by white men, it's called the Mary Sue."

>I wanted to screenshot wreckage they see in traler but it is visible for like 0.1 microsecond.

Rest on imgur, fuck uploading more than one image here, imgur.com/a/l2KBF

The Gorn's first contact with the prime reality Federation took place in 2267, when the Gorn attacked a Federation colony on Cestus III. The Gorn saw the strike as a preemptive move, since they regarded the Cestus system as part of their territory. The USS Enterprise pursued a Gorn starship from Cestus III into a previously unexplored region of the galaxy, near 2466 PM. There, both starships were immobilized by the Metrons, who transported James T. Kirk and the Gorn captain to a planet's surface, where the two captains were instructed to settle their differences in a "contest... of ingenuity against ingenuity, brute strength against brute strength." Although the Gorn captain was physically stronger than Kirk, Kirk was able to construct a makeshift cannon out of materials on the planet's surface and defeat the Gorn. When Kirk showed mercy to his defeated opponent, the Metrons sent both captains back to their respective ships and transported the Enterprise out of the area. (TOS: "Arena")

I'm digging that PTSD nightmare that Ash Tyler has at the end of the episode, do you think this is where he actually caught it?

Because it was too long: She's a fucking FEMALE HUMAN, going toe to toe with a god damn high ranking Klingon Warrior and he doesn't absolutely shit on her.
He would fuck her up in body weight alone The ONLY way she could actually do anything about him, is if she knifed him right in the throat as her first move, or if she used some form of Judo against him, where she uses HIS momentum and weight against him instead of using her own. The guy could fucking sit on her and she would die.

It's just so bad. It's all Burnham. It's all fucking burnham, directly or indirectly, but I think the ONLY thing she wasn't directly involved in was saving the captain.

>Section 31 knew about the mirror universe
So basically on top of being the last line of black-ops defense they are the Federations Fringe Division. That would be a fun crossover.

memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Context_Is_for_Kings_(episode)#Continuity

Lorca's laboratory contains the bodies of two Cardassian voles, a tribble in the midst of dissection, and a Gorn skeleton. The episode is set before official first contact with the Gorn, which takes place in TOS: "Arena", but the skeleton was nonetheless confirmed as such by Aaron Harberts on After Trek: "Episode 2".

>So basically on top of being the last line of black-ops defense they are the Federations Fringe Division. That would be a fun crossover.


There's no evidence they for sure knew about the Mirror Universe, but they knew about parallel universes, time travel, the Borg, subspace travel, transwarp travel, and a lot of things.. and that's just from me watching ENT, VOY, and the Kelvin movies. (never got into DS9)

>Kinda hard to look when a Mary Sue who suddenly know space kung fu

Look how stupid you are.

Yeah, the Prime Section31 knew about that. But it is not yet established that the others knew. And Section is so cloak-and-dagger it is unlikely they just went ahead to meet themselves in other realities.

I wonder what % of humans there are in section31 since it's so secretive and existed in starfleet before the federation.

He isn't. You can have the best possible form in any martial art. If you dont have the strength to go along with it your punches will bounce of the opponent. Add to this that Klingon are stronger than Vulcans who are stronger than men. So unless MarySue was on some crazy steroids he should have been slapped around the room on the ground of being human.
Watch Worf deal with 75% of problem personnel on Enterprise or DS9 with a simple punch or throwing them across the room.

thanks mate
one of these images has a map with signs on it, I will download it and reverse the image to see what it says on it

I'm not saying the Empire Section 31 and the UFP section 31 met up, I'm saying the prime 31 found Mirror Lorca and decided he was best to man a vessel meant solely for war and cloak and dagger hit and run tactics was best run by a man from a Universe where victory and instilling fear into the enemies that survive go hand in hand.

They should make Section 31 inter-dimensional and spanning all realities to ensure supremacy of human race.

...

I would imagine the Temporal Affairs would have some knowledge of the multiverse and so would Starfleet in general after the episode Parallels.

>salty gafugees worked into a shoot over STD

So, why the fuck is Lorca so concerned about Michael? She's the most expendable crew member along with PTSD-STD guy.
Does he like his coffee black?

TRIBBLES WILL EXPOSE ASH MARK MY WORDS

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that's cute. Until you realize the disgusting coconut oil stench that is in the room.

Led by Picard from the Mirror Broken reality. That intellect applied that coldly could conquer anything.

I don't think that STD Section31 figured out Lorca is from an other reality. They may be suspicious hence the number of BlackBadges on Disco, but they are so paranoid they would 'retire' him in a heartbeat. They already alluded that they do cull the traitors from time to time when Bashir asked them on DS9.
I think Lorca was part of Section31 in both realities and simply resumed the duties of his counterpart after they found him and he took care of them.

seriously

shut it down, it's dead

>Does he like his coffee black?
Yes.
Mirror Burnham was his lover.

I hope not. But I would love to see him mentally grinding down L'Rell and making her his pet. That would be also in line with the Terran Empire's mentality.

>Mirror Burnham was his lover.
Mirror Burnham is a sub slave of Georgiou who is a lesbian dominatrix wearing leather version Imperial Fleet uniform.

ahahahaha that's fucking stupid

He recruited her because he knows she's one of Starfleets best and doesn't give a fuck about her being courtmartialed since to him that's a positive

at least 15 of them were me phoneposting