Why didnt anyone tell me that christian bale has been JUST'd

why didnt anyone tell me that christian bale has been JUST'd

jesus christ

Nope. Only for a role. Hes like that.

Looks like me. YES. I CAN GET HOT CHICKS

It's for his role in the Dick Cheney biopic

He looks like my cousin now

>I-It's just for a role, I'I swear!

With all that stress he puts on his body, he's going to age like dogshit and probably die before 60. Oh well, he always delivers good shit, so it's worth it to me.

Now he looks like my dad

It is you bumbling moron.

thats pretty good.

>you will probably live past 60
im too much of a coward to end it all, why would anyone ever want to age into a decrepit shambling mess of a human?

Here's a second one

wow hes really looking swole as hell

He can go from an extreme to another.
Member The Machinist?

Looks a little more like McCain in this one. Still very impressive transformation.

It's so crazy he did the first Batman a few months after they wrapped The Machinist. Hope he didn't have to use steroids.

you're a dipshit

dude, lsd and porkchops, lmao

>not a doctor

He looks like he'd tell his handler "I made a stinky!" After shitting his pants.

Other than your friends giving you awards what's the upside to putting on a shitton of weight for a role and living like that for months?

being able to be a fatass glutton and get paid hella cash for it

do you really not know about /OurGuy/??
the most dedicated actor ever?
you need to go back

>literally be paid to eat unhealthy but delicious shit
>don't get judged for turning into an amorphous lardass
>Hollywood A-listers still want to fuck you
what's the downside?

also American Psycho

Probably all the eating awesome shitty foods.

>come to daddy

Jesus Christ I wish I was that cut

Bale is going to die in the next 10-15 years. Can't keep going up and down in weight like that.

i would never watn an off-center belly button like that freak

He's just preparing to play Bill Burr. Next phase is a little weight loss.

He went from this, to Machinist, then bulked AGAIN for Batman.

He's going to have a heart attack for sure soon.

>I'm such a fuckin booze bag. It's BROOOTAL. Gotta get my fat ass in the gym... hey is that my DAUGHTER OVAH THERE???

Why would you go to that much trouble for a shitty role playing Dick Cheney? He's not that interesting as a character

Still a better Fatman than FatAffleck

Is this for a Syd Barrett biopic?

he thins down to bare bones for a role
he bulks up for a role
he slims up for a role
he goes full burger for a role

he does those as required by the role. I'm pretty sure he'll die doing that as it wrecks the internal organs when you shift your body mass to the extremes like that.

Because Christian Bale is one of the last few Kinomen

He's playing Dick Cheney.

His skin will run out of elastin and he'll lose weight and look like an empty bread bag

Then he'll get a tummy tuck and lose the nerve endings to half his torso