It's time for the jedi.... to end

It's time for the jedi.... to end.

why did they change luke so much. the real luke would never say this shit.

huh? in the official trailer he clearly says "it's time for the white males to end"

Leave capekino... to me.

Please write out what are some things the real Luke would say.

Thats the way the audience is leaning too.

"The Jedi will never die"

>Rey, did I ever tell you about all the crazy shit that led to Darth Vader's existence? You're going to want to sit down for this

Get on your knees Princess

star wars ended when disney released their
non-canon notstarwars movie.

>You now realize that Luke will give up hope and it'll be up to Mary Su- I mean, Rey to show him the light and save the day

>its time for the starwars franchose... to end

You know, I wonder what this does to 20 year old toys made in China.

Oh shit, old Princess Leia is in this! Without a nosejob.

>ahh the glory days when people werent afraid to talk about each others mediclorian levels.

Literally already happened in TFA.

Varg thread?

This. Luke wouldn't be some dumb vagina hiding out in space afraid to even fight his nephew, he would've fucked him up and the evil CGI guy.

No she shows kylo the way because the masses ship him and ray. Luke is gonna be a side bad guy who gets in the way of the nu jedisl order with snoke as the final boss

>prequel apologists are STILL butthurt that the prequels are being written out of the continuity

>the prequels getting written out
Its not the prequels that got written out. The prequals cannot be written out. If anything the show rebel rides the dicks of fans of the clone wars which is based off the prequels. Its the eu that is being written out. Pls dont be this retarded

>Its not the prequels that got written out. The prequals cannot be written out.

Sure they can

You can watch R1-4-5-6-7-8 and not miss anything

>Return of the Jedi
>The Last Jedi

?????????

No im saying no matter how hard the rat want to distant itself from the prequals, they cant simply throw out the prequels.

They can sure as heck pretend that the prequels never happened though, which they're doing

>the rebels
are they ignoring them doe?

>PURE JEDIDEOLOGY

You're misinterpreting
The return signifies that after decades of oppression, the Jedi came back and stopped the evil menace of the dark side
Luke didn't really train that many, and Kylo killed his fellow students
Now only Luke remains as The Last Jedi

The Force was a mistake.

yeah i mean carry fisher looks a lot better than the previous movie. its good to see her stuggles with alcoholism getting better. I really hope shes in an even better state in the next movie

you don't fucking know that.
he trained to be a jedi for what? 3 years tops?
it's not like he has any reason to be super devoted to this long dead religion that keeps failing.

zizek needs to be thrown out of a helicopter

I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

>NOW THIS IS PODRACING
xDD
LEL OMG

Ok Luke but what did the ghosts of Anakin, Obi Wan and Yoda say about this?

he has become jaded by a world that is shit and won't change, it's a pretty great reflection of our own culture honestly

...orse feminism, homosexuality, interracial marriage and pedophilia!

But I was going over to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters

>large time skip
>characters can’t change or develop

What would big luke think about this?

first do your moisture homework or whatever

That's because it's Bigger Luke

*unzips dick*

This is no longer poetry

>Episode 9: The REAL Return of the Jedi

Has this been confirmed? That would actually make a lot of sense

I need to save my friends.

>Leaves them to live in Ireland.

It's time for the Goyim... to spend.

...

>I sense another Luke... but for some reason... he's bigger than me..

this