Just got out of a screening for Justice League

Just got out of a screening for Justice League.

Ask me anything about the film.

How awesome is it?

how funny was Cavill's top lip?

no you didnt

Are you excited for Infinity War?

Did Batman kill anyone or anything?

no way that poster is real

I mustache you a question

why'd you waste 2 hours of your time

How supes comes back?

Any women with big milkies in the movie?9

It's pretty bad user.

Jarring. It made me feel uncomfortable, like that uncanny valley feeling.

Yeah I guess I'll check it out.

Apart from some parademons? No.

Flash and Cyborg dig him up. They take him to the Kryptonian Ship and submerge him in water. Flash runs around to charge up the mother box. Clark wakes up and attacks Batman by saying "Tell me, do you bleed?

not OP but basically

>JL gets Superman's corpse
>puts it in the Kryptonian ship that made Doomsday from Zod
>use that + Flash + a motherbox
>boom, he alive again

Why is it so bad?

You got it.

That scene killed it for me. Basically the parademons feed off fear. And the league attacking Steppenwolf makes him scared, so the parademons basically kill him.

please describe the Green Lantern costume in comparison to the 2011 movie

>Parademons feed off of fear

HOLY SHIT IS THIS RYAN REYNOLDS GREEN LANTERN ALL OVER AGAIN? THAT SHIT WAS GAY THEN AND IT'S GAY NOT

Also:

>2 Warner Bros films in a year where the villain feeds off of fear and is ultimately defeated by that
>IT and Justice League

Hilariously bad.

Also:

Only one of them is good. (It's not Justice League)

It's worse when a bunch of normies are sitting around you, applauding.

So the normies like this piece of shit?

Oh yeah, just look at Twitter, they're all going nuts.

To be honest, I see like 40% on RT, but like an 80% audience score. I can see word of mouth getting loads of people out to see it as well.

...

Is the CGI as bad as the trailers make it out to be?

He'll be fine

Yep. Feels like it was done extremely quickly as well. Cyborg is surprisingly, the best CGI.

>Cyborg is surprisingly, the best CGI.

Boy that's...not a good sign at all.

>Cyborg is surprisingly, the best CGI.
Fug, this movie is gonna suck.

How does the villain get the last Mother Box if the League uses it to ressurrect Superman?

>Cyborg is surprisingly, the best CGI.
Holy fuck

How annoying is Flash?

>feed off fear

reminds me of that Jaden Smith movie

>Cyborg is surprisingly, the best CGI
You have to be shitting me
You are just making a fool out of all of us, there's no way Cyborg looking like he looks is the BEST CGI of the film
There's just no fucking way
Nice try, but I can't trust anything you're saying

Cyborg IS a motherbox, user
Don't you remember the BvS teaser?

you tell me ;)

>300 reference

I have no idea to be honest. He takes the one in Themiscyra, and Atlantis. But the League have one too from Cyborg. Later Steppenwolf just kind of activates them? The movie feels like it has been stripped down.

Ezra Miller is pretty good to be honest. I'd watch his solo movie.

After Earth?

He looks better than the trailer. user, just wait. The whole Chernobyl scene is like a PS2 game.

>Whole Chernobyl scene
Is that this?

Kys

PS2 game when?

Yep, the skies go red after Steppenwolf activates the mother boxes.

Is it true that there's a sex scene?

How are the supporting players like Alfred, Gordon, Mera, Flash's dad or Cyborg's dad? Do they do anything of note?

What the fuck is this. That might be the worst fucking thing I've ever read.

Somehow even worse than the SJW "mansplaining" Thor and Wonderwoman comics.

Best and worst joke?

What's the Pet Sematery reference some folks on twitter are gushing about?

How quippy is this movie?

"YOOOOUUUR CONSTRUCTS ARE WEAK"

fuck that movie

Were you a fan of MoS and BvS:UE? Does it still feel like an only Zack Snyder movie.

When Flash and Cyborg are resurrecting superman Flash makes an epic Pet Semetary joke

honestly this movie will be a suicide squad where critics hate it and complete faggots love it

why can aquaman fly now
he lives in the sea
you can't fly underwater

No sex scene.
>Alfred
He's okay, turned into comic relief.
>Gordon
Doesn't do anything of not. You've seen half of his scenes.
>Mera
Again, she's only in the scene where Steppenwolf attacks Atlantis.
>Flash's dad
Again kek, only the prison scene where Barry meets him.
>Cyborg's dad
Gets kidnapped, does nothing of note.

Yep, user got it. Resurrection related.

Weirdly quippy. Like weird dialogue.

Batman falls on his back and says, "Yep, definitely broke something."

Worst joke btw ^^

I liked MoS a lot, BvS: UE is okay.

No, it feels like a Joss Whedon movie with Snyder visuals spliced in sometimes.

>not knowing there's sea sky

That's why it's so hard for fish to climb up and communicate with us, dumb.

>Critics
>Not complete faggots that love FUN
You people, just don't get it.
Maybe the cucksole wars that you indulge on completely convinced you that the critics love Disney because its Disney, no they fucking love it because they aim to please simpletons and the lowest common denominator.
And what do you people think WB demanded from this movie?
I hope you enjoy the shitstorm ala WW that this board is going to suffer in the next couple of days.

move is under two hours

Warner Bros are really trying to avoid another BvS situation, the film was meant to be made light and fun, that's why they brought in Whedon

It can't possible be that bad can it? Seriously now.

I don't think I'm that unfair to capeshit, but SS was legitimately one of the worst movies i've ever seen
>Writing
Bad
>Editing
Terrible
>Story
Bad.
>Cast
Bad
>Acting
Bad to adequate
>effects
Bad
>Lighting
BAD.

All of it was fucking hot garbage. How noticeable were the reshoots? I'm thinking of bringing a thumbtracker so that I can count every single time i notice the switch between whedon and snyder.

I'll copy your model.

>Writing
Average
>Editing
Awful
>Story
Weak
>Cast
Good
>Acting
Average to good
>Effects
Very bad
>Lighting
Meh

In terms of the reshoots? Fucking horrible. Movie jumps all over the place. Feels like they filmed one part a year ago, and another part 3 weeks ago. Stichted it together into an order of some sort, missing key development.

SS?

Proof you've seen it?

>joss's face when he got rich off killing DCs Universe

Is there a human Green lantern?

Suicide Squad

Only Lantern mention at all is a green energy beam from an offscreen alien that Steppenwolf kills in a flashback

You're full of shit Marvel-shill. Same rehashed thread as always. As soon as you said BvS:EC was "ok" you showed your true colors. Also showed your underage status with "ps2 game"
Keep sucking that mouse dick.

Hahahahahah

What was the whole "Unite the seven" deal? or was that dropped early on?

IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING

Unite the Seven became "League Up"... no joke

No, the Lanterns in general just get mentioned.

Stop being so insecure.

Wasn't that just fan made? I'm guessing it was an early promo for when this was 2 parts originally.

That was when Snyder had a different movie. Hammer was playing GL. Plans changed because WB isn't confident in their Green Lantern project.

Why can't WB get it right? It's not DC because they can't even make a fucking Hobbit movie work

Whos better as Barry, Grant or Ezra?

Rough. I mean, I'll enjoy seeing it drunk with m8s and a rum and coke, but it sounds like kind of a dumpster fire.

I guess there's some DC fanboys on here, but I hope everyone can agree that Capeshit HAS to be better than average now.

You can't just keep pumping out "Okay" movies when they all follow the EXACT SAME PREDICTABLE FORMULA. I need to have some good acting or good story if it ends with a final battle and a blue laser. Or I NEED to have some great cinematography and effects if its going to have a team-up in the end with inspirational monologues.

Decent or average is not enough anymore. It has to be a 7/10 or better or just don't give a fuck anymore.

Grant has the attitude and confidence down to a tee

Ezra makes old movie references, acts autistic and then quips the rest of the time

Because they don't understand why marvel is winning and instead copy the little things people like about marvel

>Marvel is fun and quippy, DO THAT!
>Marvel uses 80s music, DO THAT!

They also hired the wrong people to oversee their universe. Snyder is a shit director.

This. Snyder seems like a really nice guy and all, but he makes shitty movies that look cool.

just like they failed to understand what makes Nolan's Batman a masterpiece.

They just dont have any idea what are they doing.

>"Yep, definitely broke something."
holy shit