Thor Vs Hercules:draw

>Thor Vs Hercules:draw
>Hercules Vs Namor:draw
>Thor Vs Namor: Namor gets curbstomped

Why this happens?

Electricity is super effective against water

Hercules sees Namor in that little swimsuit and gets distracted trying to hide his uncut Greek boner under that skirt of his

>sacred scepter of odin

I thought odin had a spear

Thor with Mjolnir > Hercules

Rock-paper-scissors isn't an absolute science you know. This wasn't a pokemon battle with typing and Stat boosts

He is talking about his father's dick, user.

>>Thor Vs Hercules:draw
Has Thor ever had a full serious fight against Hercules at his full power?

Has herc?

sometimes he likes to turn his scepter upside down
and pretend he's a king

Because Namor is a piece of shit that nobody likes.

I like Namor

meant spear

he was kinda cool until shit writers got their hands on him

Did Namor fuck your wife or something?

Go to bed Reed.

Sounds about right

IIRC that was WW2 Namor, who was still young and weaker than modern Namor

I don't need a bed cock. I can turn into a hammock. Also, they did not fuck. He used his fish powers on her clam and she gave him an invisible handjob. hardly counts. Trust me. I am smart.

But that's exactly WHY we like him.

what comic is this?

It explains Sup Forumss love for guy gardner as well. they both appeal to cuckolds that fell in love with their bully in school.

Looks like Secret Wars 2099

Aquaman+Vegeta=Namor

>Hercules, your father would be disappointed in you for sexualizing a woman.jpg

>Aquaman
>failed to protect his son
>infant son killed as an infant

+

>Vegeta
>active in son's life
>supportive of son and encourages him
>child alive

=

>Namor
>absent father
>send son away to protect him
>personally killed his adult son

Seems about right.

water/flying weak to lightning, even if the thor being ground type doesnt get the STAB

Blue Namor?

Lightning vs Water

Roman the Submariner 2099

Namor is not weak to lightning

He stores it in his body and shoots it out later on when he wants

Namor is cool user

>Water is always weak to lightning

>giving her a chance to consent
>foreplay
>human form
Of course Zeus is disappoint, such an artless rape.

Should be the opposite

why should comics follow pokemon invented element rules?

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I'd call it about an even fight