My dad is how i gauge if a film is pleb or kino

My dad is how i gauge if a film is pleb or kino.

If he likes a movie. its shit.

His favourite movies are..

Pirates of the caribean
Marvel capeshit
Van Helsing
The Mummy (Fraser)
Fast and Furious
The expendables
Indy Crystal skull ( he loves the fridge scene)

>Van Helsing
>The expendables
>Indy Crystal skull
patrish

Sounds like you are both fags.
Him for liking shit movies,you for sucking cock.

>being judgemental of your Dad
grow up ffs.
try relaxing and enjoy a film with him, rather than looking for try hard high brow movies.

>tfw no dad to measure kino

Haha just turn you brain off and watch kids movies bro

Typical boomer taste.

bet he watches NCIS

>having a dad

I knew someone who didn't have a dad, man that faggot wasn't well adjusted at all

didn't understand social cues and is still a virgin at age 28

christ he should kill himself

he worked software for Raytheon lmao

>tfw my mum is the pretentious one in the house
>made me grow up watching movies by Bergman, Godard, Kurosawa, De Sica etc
>I was out of the loop in my formation years, had no idea what the other kids liked
>I discovered Stallonekino a few weeks ago

I enjoy watching movies with my old man, but it's also severely limiting
he's a strictly "TNT on a Sunday afternoon kind of movie" watcher

Your mum sounds based. You, on the other hand, sound like a massive pleb

is your dad 15?

is it you, user?

You are entirely right

Your dad seems to have a good sense of fun movies. At least he's not a pretentious ass like you.

>did you even have a dad user?
i mean, fuck man, this thread is for people with fathers only (father figures not allowed)

...

Parents don't understand shit.
>Dad buys me a 'horror collection' with about 9, ultra low budget pieces of shit.
>Dad brings me hope pirate copies of hitch, PoC At world's end and hostel.
>Mum comes home with a pretty banging scorsese collection because 'You like Robert DeNiro, right?'
Mum also barred me from going to see Watchmen on release day because I was underage and my bro grassed me up that I was gonna sneak out of the first 20 mins of Marley and Me.

my dad doesn't give a shit about movies, so long as they're not about wall street or the world of finance he watches everything

>no dad
>no friends
>mom and 2 sisters
>socially awkward
>virgin at 22
haha

case and point.

if you think films have some high level intelligence then think again. its the lowest form of a hobby. so entry level that toddlers involve in it.

I bet he's proud of you leeching his electricity, gorging on his food, masturbating over chinese cartoons while you sit in his basement

pic is my dads favourite movie. Truly a patrician

No, fortunately not, thank god I can take comfort in those who have less than me.

Your dad sounds like an OG soyboy.

>kevin costner
its borderline patrician at best desu

>if you think films have some high level intelligence then think again
I didn't say they do
>its the lowest form of a hobby
And you're consuming the lowest form of that hobby. The dregs that only exist to make money for a studio and occupy a child for an hour and a half. What's your excuse for having the lowest standards for the lowest form of hobby?

>And you're consuming the lowest form of that hobby.
where did I say that

that's a mum flick my dude

mate. my dad would fit right in on Sup Forums

So he's a soyboy?

It's based

>disrespecting your father
OP is a disgusting giant cocksucking twink faggot.

>22
it's not too late. Just buy a whore. Nobody gives a fuck, men lost their virginity to whores for most of history. Or y'know, unfuck your life if you can.

>he thinks people on Sup Forums actually watch anything
how naive

>Dad has fun with his flicks
>his autist son spergs at him

Even a plebeian dad is right once every few decades. Pirates of the Caribbean is great.

>Van Helsing
>The Mummy (Fraser)

Based patrician

Well my dad introduced to die hard, predator, tango and cash, see no evil hear no evil, ace Ventura, speed, RoboCop, rocky, terminator and a few others from when he was a lad.

I think he did okay.