The Humanity Bureau 2017

How does it rank among the cagekino collection?

The dude who makes these dvd covers is doing the most amount of work with the least amount of effort.

better than LLV
worse than AO

for probably a decent amount of cash

this is kevin spacey's future

describes cage at this point

damn nicholas cage is so ugly
will not watch
cagekino does not exist
only 1950s born idiots think cagekino exists

if you want to rebel against your parents, just leting you know they arent here to listen

what a shitty name! wow.
When is he gonna star in a Sharknado 10 or something?

>better than love worse than awooo

what in hells is that?

Cage is really a great actor. He just takes every role because he loves acting so much I feel like. The guy has a fucking Oscar and memers still shit on him. He just loves being on camera, pls don't bully.

*blocks your path*

he has a great amount of kino under his belt

it's a shame it hasn't continued, I'm hoping for a Cage renaissance in the future

cage is king

In his younger days he would have been great at doing an "The Stranger" adaptation. He's good at monologues.

not rebelling, 1950s born grampidiot, just stating facts.

fact: cage is ugly
fact: will not watch ugly cage show
fact: cagekino does not exist
fact: only 1950s born idiots who think over-the-top-overdramatic acting is the only kind of acting thinks cagekino exists

>sagging-breast old woman lusting over cage

Woah there mr reddit calm down and watch some cageKINO

user is retard

embarassing
i feel bad for your parents

do you call all people in your generation gramps?

>fact: cagekino does not exist

How pleb can you get?

Is there a single person that out-peaks Cage?

Fantastic Cage/Dafoe KINO

>mr reddit

yes, i am a normal person who is fully aware cagekino does not exist and not an abnormal person who hallucinates that cagekino exists. thank you for your compliment.

calm down, gramps. think you your weak old heart. take a deep calming breath and calmly gently kys.

How much does he get paid for one of these? Surely it's not worth it, even if he's deep in debt...

What do you call that hairline?

>implying cagekino exists

how delusional can you get?

this is how retarded you are.

im OP. cagekino was used ironically. this is undoubtedly a piece of shit.

but it pales in comparison to how shitty youur brain is

you should stick to upvoting, irony goes well over your head

>backpedalling

kek

good luck, you need it. i can't imagine your experience on this board when you cant parse what is serious and what isnt

>so triggered

gramps, calm down. you might have a stroke if you don't calm down. let me sing you a soothing song. soothing song is in pic related.

stop calling people younger than you gramps reddit

if you think cage doesn't have great films then you are a genuine pleb

Reddit wants to ban CageKINO
What's next? SeagalKINO?

*fedora tip* m'redditor

>backpedalling intensifies

kekkity kek

>trip to span is out
>no discussion
>logan lucky is out
>no discussion
>the humanity bureau is out
>of course there's a thread

Sup Forums - Television & Film

>Birdy, Leaving Las Vegas, Adaptation, Drive Angry, Joe
>not CageKINO

>gramps pretending to be younger

lmao

no ironic enjoyment allowed apparently
i just acquired logan lucky, havent watched,

i didnt even watch humanity bureau, i just wanted to have an ironic thread but reddit showed up

is there a good quality logan lucky rip yet?

post your id, dont worry your hideous face isnt necessary
evo rip is fine

reddit is not an insult. reddit is normal. it's like saying an user visits the grocery. by considering reddit an insult, you're associating with abnormals and you are in effect insulting yourself.

>reddit is not an insult. reddit is normal.
thanks for confirming

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thanks for admitting you're abnormal

For some reason it reminds me of Blade Runner 2049 posters. The weird ginger kid is hilarious

>interestingly gramps won't post his own id

because it will confirm gramps is 1950s born
lol

Jesus KYS

>i just wanted to have an ironic thread
le backpedalling spreads

please stop

They're posting Reddit shit to trigger you, newfag.

i'm normal so no need to kill myself, abnormo

>reddit

see

oh man, somebody didnt get their soy yet and they are very upset

you really really need to calm down, gramps.

>ban CageKINO

no need to ban something that does not exist

>Guy acts like a retard
>Cringe oozing
>HAHA U MAD
>I'm also totally not a newfriend I trolle good
Are you retarded?

everyone who doesn't like nic cage is
>soyboy
>numale
>cuck

one should never stop educating the abnormals. no one should be left behind.

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This but unironically

I'm just jumping in this thread because I'm drunk. You seem like someone who posts dumb shit for (You)'s so here you go.

>soyboy
soy is good and healthy. thank you.
>numale
new is better than old. thank you.
>cuck
no, thank you. i'm not interested in your imaginary wife. i can't hallucinate especially if it's another user's hallucination.

see

so ugly.

This thread is soy central.

>gramps
>gramps
>gramps

are you really having this much trouble dealing with entering your 30s?

CageKino acting:
In Kickass, when he's burning Nic dramatizes hurt by singing in a girl falsetto voice.
In Ghost Rider, when he's transforming Nic dramatizes anger by singing in a girl falsetto voice.

Is Nic a fan of Michael "HeeHeeHeeeee" Jackson?

>gramps so triggered extremely denying his old age pretending to be in 30s

lmao

what a fucking soyboy jesus. this is pathetic.

soy is good
soy is healthy
avoid lard food
don't be a fatty

If Nicholas Cage were a micro organism, he'd be Nicholas Phage.

>triggered because breast is sagging

*puke*

All this talk about cage kino and not one mention about pic related

soy is amazingly relentlessly healthy
you're a morbidly obese fatty
stop swallowing all that junk food
soy is extremely wonderfully good

becase cagekino does not exist

>sean connery nic cage and ed harris
>directed by michael by
this triggers soyboys so fucking hard

>balding nic cage
>very old sean connery

hi, grandma

>Decent actor is shit because I have parental issues
>Cagekino doesn't exist
>If you like something I dont like you were born in the 1950s
>Face/off isn't a candidate for film of the millenium
>Why are people disagreeing with me, where's the downvote buttan!?

Gramps-user, if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it's your own fault.

>spot the millennial

see

Bringing Out the Dead is undeniable cagekino

>spot the 1950s born idiot

still more than you'll ever make in your lifetime bub

>actor indecently dramaqueens but i'll just mention parental issues when no one else mentioned it because parental issues is in my subconscious and i need to project

get a therapist, user

wow dude you're deranged

>directed by scorsese
>starring nic cage
fucking soyboys hate this movie

yes, cagekino does not exist. thank you.

WRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNGGG!!

he has no future

>so butthurt angry at healthy soy

kek at the landwhale

shut up you fucking numale cuck soyboy

twinkle twinkle little soy
i will pummel you with a toy

see

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>88 posts
>22 unique posters
>Like 3/4s of the samefagging involves repetitive insults/Americamisms (1950s/gramps/bub) and exactly the same passive-aggressive tone directed at nothing in particular.

NO U GET ZE RAPIST.

absolute cringe

your violent mood swings is due to your being overweight. i recommend you try to lose weight.

noooooooooooooo i would've eaten her peach