2017

>2017
>not being shiny

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>2017
>taking pride in baldness

What the fuck was his problem?

Those eyelashes are really distracting to me for some reason.

Because people be jealous of how S H I N Y he is.

>"You can't expect a demi-god to beat a decapod"

What did he mean by this?

I'm really late to this but did anyone else get a boner with the way the crab handled Moana.

I was getting flashbacks to my monster rape hentais

>Demonstrates how he can get as much food as he wants with zero effort
>Decides he's going to eat someone who came to his cave to see how amazing he was

What an asshole
You literally just ate a school of fish

But he just loves free food
And she looked like seafood.

But what if the crab was a cute girl?

Are you seriously this stupid?
Google decapod.

A giant cute girl?

most overrated character of 2016?

Not even the movie gains much attention, stop using this word if yoy don't know what it means

Someone should finish this with color and a humanized Tamatoa.

He wasn't actually looking for an answer. It's some stupid meme shit that Sup Forumstards keep spamming.

>Regular Maui is still super strong, durable, and agile as shit
>Jobs it to a crab he's beat before just because he can't turn into a giant hawk

Crab is stronger and faster.

>Get under or behind crab in its blind spot or at least in a position where it has to be constantly turning to get at you
>Go to town on its soft underbelly

So, did based animator user ever finish his "Tamataoa as a demigod" short?

The belly of a crab is not soft.

Was that crab gay?

i hate movies that try to glamorize culture that most of the viewers dont have. we get it. can we just have another movie about sexy green aliens or some shit

what a fucking useless villain a pointless segment in the movie to paddle it out and waste your time

I certainly wonder that too.
Why does he claim to be a decapod when he only has 9 legs?

I feel this movie split its time too much between two villians

two interesting villians, that I kinda wish both got more screen time and development.

The song was great but why make such a unimportant character sing?

the hunchback of notredame didn't waste hell fire on a nobody
the lion king didn't give be prepared to a one scene villain
101 dalmatas didn't use Cruela de vil on some unimportatn character
the little marmaid's poor unfortunate souls wasnt sing by sa charcater some people can't even remember the name

The point of the segment was to break Maui's confident facade and have Moana be the one doing the rescuing.

I Wanna Be Like You
Trust in Me
A Very Merry Unbirthday

Attack his weak point for massive damage?

Well I'm Maori and went to school with germaine clement, takia waititi and all three of the mckenzies, so is this film only for me?

god I hate it when disney goes overboard with the cuteness and it just becomes unbearable and sickly

because coconut crabs are decapods. even if you had one of your legs removed, you'd still be a biped, because humans are bipeds.

I think the most important thing from this movie that we need to consider is THE COCONUT

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user, you're forgetting ITS TREES

A N D
N O
O N E
L E A V E S

Please don't do this I'm begging you

this trailer was made specifically for japanese audience, and they're still waiting for fucking golden week to release the movie

>trailer was made specifically for japanese audience
explain

why is there such a lack of moana r34? what went wrong?

There's going to be porn of this thing now, isn't there.

You mean what went right. Less Disney characters popping up on porn sites.

Meh, I thought it was adorable and all just a part of short montage.

Moana is pure

Crab's also been able to do more for the last thousand years than basically waste away on an island.

Like, scavenge for more shit to make him shiny.

>going to be

This was the weakest song in the film because it was constantly interrupted by the plot and never managed for form a satisfying whole.

green text has never terrified me this much.

The song Moana sings when she leaves was the weakest for me.

Please be nice to Moana you fucking degenerate

>search for moana on rule 34
>38 results

why won't people make more porn of her?

Because you don't cast Jermaine and not have him sing. The real shame is that Disney didn't give him his own movie.

Because she's not for sexual.

Because brown doesn't appeal to as many people as white or sometimes asian.

shit nose
brown
shit hair

Yes, because you lived in the 50's

Nah, she probably sucked Maui's dick. Who wouldn't?

Why do people even have shit taste? How does it develop? What is going on in these people's minds?

List to the ost version, flows much better

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Moana is for hug not fug

but i want to hugfugherwhileholdinghands

The movie was bland and forgettable as fuck, and the only thing that provided laughs was the retarded chicken. Sorry, Disnigs, but this is the truth.

>actually laughed at the retarded chicken

someone ripped his fucking leg off

>great voice
>great song
>bleh, "Safe" and marketable design so as not to be too scary

why
so close to being a GOAT villain

the topless loli is explanation enough

Oh..yea

The song was awful. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Shut up New Zealand, you all know each other, you were all in either Star Wars or Lord of the Rings, and we all think you're actually Australia

Im glad someone else loved Tamatoa as much As I did

Shiny was good though.

You slut.

>not being chrome

>Because you don't cast Jermaine and not have him sing.

Tell that to Lego Batman.

Lego Batman just used him for his New Zealandness, he didn't need to sing

>Implying I don't know what a tickapod is
Fuck you it's a crab

Decapod, user, decapod.

He told you to look it up, faggot.

I got a bit of a chubb when Maui kinda hypnotized Moana.

>Hear the song the first time, couldn't quite make out the word, think it was probably some obscure Greek drama term.
>it was just Decapod
Am disappoint.

she is pretty innocent

youtube.com/watch?v=LbCujYfIW34

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>a
>fucking
>leaf

TFW you will never be as shiny as tamatoa

Why even live?

When will there be a VR game so I can fuck this crab

Jesus Christ, does this cunt even know how to shave?
>dat razor rash

Clearly the crab was a Water/Steel type, and Maui's hawk form has an Electric move in it's moveset. Normal Maui is just a Water/Fighting type, so the battle would be a little tougher

If David Bowie was alive he should have done the song.

The entire premise of this movie is
>GIRL POWER! FUCK YOU DADDY!
I'd say there's no reason to rule out Moana taking the chance to fuck as many people as she wanted, including most of Moto Nui AND Maui

Well that's genuinely interesting.

Well congradulations, you gave me a boner. Whats the next part of your master plan?

By my deeds i honer him, V8

Crashing this dick.
WITH NO SURVIVORS.

Being shiny just makes you a target.

>His last, fatal trick was on the Goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In attempting to make mankind immortal by changing into a worm, entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept, she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.

I guess we won't be seeing a sequel.

Japanese love Disney and tropical Pacific islands. Hawaii was the only growing tourist market according to Japan Airlines in 2015. Disney also fairly recently opened a resort there. It's easy money. To bring up another example, Lilo and Stitch was also super popular. Hence the terrible anime. Also, golden week is when Japanese tend to like to go on vacation. Therefore, lots of money.

Woops, left out the part about Japan loving Kawaii and Ugu. It just works really well in the tropical environment. It's going overboard with youthfulness as well as being bright and vibrant, because that attracts the Japanese audience and not only in the lolicon way.