Why would they mention characters that nobody has ever heard of like half this list
John Ward
Nice post OP But could she possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
Kevin Russell
how did Disney manage to make the Prequels look nuanced in comparison to this shit? I never thought it was possible
James Wilson
>listing Dooku and Darth Tyranus >all those fan fiction characters
Mason Gonzalez
What are you talking about? This is a direct quote from the film.
Brandon Harris
>prince isolder >a force user fuck off, you wannabe star wars fan
Nicholas James
DID YOU JUST COPY PASTE FROM WOOKIEPEDIA YOU FUCKING FAKE CUNT GET FUCKED
Logan Reed
I like that THAT'S what you take issue with. Of all things, mentioning Prince Isolder was too much.
James Walker
>not loving hapan battledragons i dont remember much from my days of reading star wars books, but i do remember prince isolder had a bitching fleet of cool ships, and his mom was a MILF, like literally, everyone in the galaxy wanted to fuck her
Connor Clark
>"The prophecy was clear. The one to bring balance would be a woman...The future IS female!"
This line seemed out of place desu
Jose Brown
Lucas called the fat guy Porkins.
PORKINS.
Daniel Murphy
i thought jews were allergic to pork though? and isnt george lucas a jewish fellow?
Asher Miller
Not as funny as calling the sleazebag "Sleazebaggano."
Angel Reed
The extended universe is dead. Thank you Disney.
Mason Brooks
>oh my god >god I could actually see someone in nu-wars using that expression.
Aaron Carter
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Brandon Wood
>yeah, we want you to play a fierce rebel pilot >saving the galaxy from the tyrannical Empire >you get to fly a starship called an X Wing and shoot lazers and stuff >you'll be in a crew call Red Squadron and you'll be Red 6, ok?
>Oh, and since you're fat we'll call you Porkins, ok? >why are you crying? Don't you want the part?
Lincoln Evans
it was the whole time
Nicholas Allen
Actually they would say "Oh my Matron of the Force!" because the force is female.
Owen Long
The actor that played Porkins was named William Michael "Hoot" Hootkins so I doubt he was a stranger to embarrassing names.
Dylan Harris
>Highlord Alarak Starcraft movie when?
Cameron Edwards
Chalk that under “things I can’t read without laughing”.
Noah Baker
Is that why we don't see many female Jedi? Do they all fall to the darkside?
Leo Sullivan
Starcraft basically already is a movie. I can't see a Hollywood movie doing any better than Blizzard does with their cinematics.
Aiden Baker
IMO your image is about a dozen times funnier than that copypasta.
Brandon Long
I remember first seeing this guy in 96' and thinkin "damn he's fat." Now in 2017.....he just looks normal.
Asher Jones
Yeah, he's nothing compared to someone like Boogie.
How the fuck is Boogie still alive?
Jack Allen
Your tax dollars at work, faggot.
NOW PAY UP! HE NEEDS A MOBILITY SCOOTER!
Hunter Howard
My man.
Asher White
I actually live with my parents and they take care of taxes, so.
How about that Star Wars episode 8! Can't wait to see it.
>omg rey yer like super powerful Thats great and all but like what are her motivations for ....anything?
Austin Gray
They were nuanced. Still bad.
Brandon Adams
I mean, the prequels weren't simplistic to begin with. They were definitely more complex than the OT which is literally the hero's journey IN SPACE. I can't imagine a six year old being able to keep up with all the boring political scenes. Side note: "complex" does not mean "good"
Charles Gonzalez
To lay down the groundwork for more expanded universe films.
Blake Flores
Like most villains, her motivation is to become the most powerful being in the universe so she can rule it with an iron fist.
Thomas Bell
Lucas definitely made the prequels for adults. Problem is, adults didn't care.
Wyatt Diaz
>Size: Large enough to accommodate Leia Organa's body
Jaxon Morris
>I can't imagine a six year old being able to keep up with all the boring political scenes.
I was around 8 when the phantom menace came out and I'm by no means a genius but what exactly was hard to understand? I thought it was pretty straightforward but then again only years after watching the trilogies did it come to my attention that the fandom hates the prequels. I always thought they were ok flicks (outside half of episode 2).
Jace Cox
Like most blockbusters, people exaggerate the hell out of their opinions of the prequels because it's "cool to." You see the exact opposite happening with The Force Awakens. It's a decidedly "okay" film but you have people treating it like Jesus just rose from his grave and is handing out free candy to all his followers.
Luis Smith
Farva!?
Landon Perez
I think I was 10 or so when Phantom came out. Didn't go over my head but seemed monotonous. I knew Phantom wasn't OT-tier from the getgo but I still enjoyed it visually more than anything since. The soundtrack/concepts were stellar. That being said, >I fucking hated prequels II, III, TFA, and Rogue One Rogue one was alright with Vader going full Tetsuo.....but otherwise jfc so glad I didn't pay to see them.
Nicholas Jackson
Don't forget Darth Icky and Darth Insanius!
Charles Ward
Is there literally someone in the Star Wars canon named "Savage Opress"
What the fuck kind of name is that
Nathaniel Rivera
Starkiller took down of those spaceships with the force
hes easily the strongest
Jason James
To me, the politicking got me impatient for there to be some action. I think that was the intended effect and the movie didn't really suffer from it for me. Though episode 2 definitely suffered from the romantic subplot, but then again I was pretty young back then and only wanted them to get it over with. Episode 3 was an improvement but I think what most hurt it was the length of the final duel.
Joseph Reyes
That's like Darth Maul's brother or some shit
Dominic Bennett
He's the brother of Darth Maul and some beta named Feral.
Adam Murphy
Darth Icky
Gavin Davis
>"Oh my God... She's a Mary Sue"
What did Luke mean by this?
Ian Martin
R-REY...?
Benjamin Garcia
Yes, and the best part is he's not even Legends, he was in the Clone Wars show so he's literally a part of the official canon.
Liam Adams
In Darksaber, Dorsk 81 used the Force to throw an entire fleet of Star Destroyers out of the Yavin system.
Granted, doing so killed him, but Starkiller ain't shit.
Oliver Phillips
Vader being put in his suit while Padme's funeral is going on is actually kino, disney would never be able to reach that level of kino
Jar-Jar was so adult. And I loved it when 10 year old accidentally destroyed a starship saving the day.
Evan Scott
Holy shit, it is impressive how similar the majority of those shots are.
I have a newfound respect for the PT. Lucas knew what he was doing. Meanwhile I almost feel like Abrams didn't even watch the movies, he just read about them on Wikipedia.
Agree. It's so fucking cliche to make everything bigger and "better". Bigger Death Star, stronger jedi, more powerful protagonist, bigger AT-Ats etc etc
Colton White
Well, Rogue One actually had smaller AT-ATs which weren't as strong. I believe they were called AT-ASTs.
That's a big reason why Rogue One is so much better than TFA. It doesn't needlessly escalate things.
Nicholas Ward
The TFA ones are all terrible
Angel Powell
exactly. I refered more to the sequels though. I also liked that the linked to the prequels in Rogue One with the Jaggurnaut and Bail Organa
Camden Carter
Didn't he just redirect an already falling Star Killer?
Christian Wilson
>every lightsaber duel and confrontation in this trilogy will end with Rey coming out on top, unscathed, with her enemies utterly defeated
Owen Scott
How many dicks do you think she could take all at once? Could she use her force powers to compress people's dicks to fit more than a cuntful at once? You think she could squeeze the dicks of an entire planetary population up her gash with the level of force power that she has? Please, it helps with my erotic fanfic if other people establish the ideas for me. Makes them seem more plausible.
Landon Turner
I hope they kill Rey in TLJ just so people finally shut up.
