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When does Jasper spank Sapphire?

They're never coming back

some girls are bigger than others

But Smoky isn't a girl.

>new thread right after I post
derp

Jasper is fat and ugly.

>That's a man baby! jpg.
Feminine Blank + Male =Male.

Jasper is best best gem

*Jasper is perfect and beautiful

Jasper is good for sexual.

You know? You can get white "Rose" quartz, maybe Pink Diamond wasn't the only one with Rose Quartz, maybe we will be seeing another one soon.

They're an androgynous non-binary hermaphrodite.

Jasper is good for being best gem

Jasper is good for making Steven into a man

>maybe Pink Diamond wasn't the only one with Rose Quartz
I highly doubt Blue Diamond would have said that "she made them" if they were just another line of gems that aren't unique.

And now one of the three jascucks is here to shit up the thread like usual.

No, only good at sexual activities.

why does amedot exist

If Jasper does get uncorrupted, I can honestly picture her being angry at Steven for saving her, it goes against her mantra of her not needing help, plus it would mean that her enemy Rose Quartz showed her mercy.

Why do you exist?

Will breaking Steven's arm really help with making him an arm? He can just use his spit to restore it, so there's really no big downside to it other than a lot of pain for a few moments.

I mean, I guess his arm and skeleton would be strengthened, but it's not like he's already not super strong or super durable.

to bash amedot

You wish there was only three Jasperfags, Lapisfag

You wish Jasper was only good for sexual, Sapphirefag

xth for traumatized children

It was a rhetorical question, you mongoloid. Just kill yourself.

It was teased at a lot in one episode. What doesn't make sense is why this Green Gremlin is the biggest source of conflict in the fnabase.

...

But Jasper's quality all strive from her sexual appeal, otherwise she's just there.

Why not

>Steven finally gets comfort from the closest thing he has to his mother.
>She turns to clouds, leaving him alone.
Desu, I'm surprised he hasn't thought of killing himself, with everything he has been through.

Because her development and devolution was trash.

Zuke self inserted as her.

And she's just an autistic fuck in half of her episodes.

Lot of wasted potential.

It's very fucking obvious to anyone who isn't a complete retard since all three of you write in the exact same ways every single time. Of course the first sentence is probably why none of you notice.

What was the deal with Lapis being trapped in the mirror and the gems not caring? They knew that somebody was in the mirror and was dying and just didn't care even after it seemed like she was dead. why?

She believes she does not deserve help because she believes she is worthless, there is no way anyone can try to help her without her getting mad but it will have to happen anyways so she can be happy and loved as soon as possible.

Why would they let out a Homeworld gem that's known to have power over water on a planet covered in water?

Do you think gems like the smell of Steven?

No you are thinking of Lapis and her tendencies to rape quartzes.

No

>yfw Steven smells kinda nice

Lapis

is shit

If you both want to be dicked by a "female" fine by me.

But look at it logically, It should be a shapeshifting trap, Like a succubus.

i passed out drunk last night and my cat bit a chunk of my hair off
also fuck holly

Peridot and Bismuth are both very big sources of hate in the fandom for different reasons.

The only difference between them is that Lapis can use a power to rape gems, and Jasper has the strength to do so.

>cutting Jasper's beautiful mane

This is sin.

I imagine they liked the smell of Rose Quartz And Steven is similar to an empty perfume bottle.

*disgusting rat tangle

Can you draw more of Steven and Jasper together? Just hanging out or doing stuff?

Maybe you have a point

How good of a rave was it?

By that logic Greg is a superhuman but only in his leg.

i wish
i stayed up watchin atl user's stream and god knows what i said in that chat because i dont remember much

But why does everybody want her to fuck someone?

That's Jasper.

Steven is a Hybrid and has superstrength and superdurability. Greg is a regular human with a leg that was once broken.

Realrealpearl is a pretty good artist for only using the line tool in PS. I'm genuinely impressed.

Yikes

Been looking around for Rocknaldo reviews. Man, if you thought /sug/ was negative you're in for a surprise. People here are tame by comparison silverstarapple.deviantart.com/journal/Steven-Universe-Rocknaldo-Review-665581336

Wait, did you mean his bones would strengthen like they do when you normally break them or that his spit made his bones stronger if Jasper broke them?

Does Jasper like chocholate milk?

The former.

It was a bretty good stream.

Do kinda hope for other gems though, the Pearl oversaturation might kick in eventually

I thought the crunch sound effect was supposed to be coming from his armor not his bones.

Why would somebody take the time to write this much about such a mediocre episode? All I have to say about Rocknaldo is that it wasn't very good.

This video is hilarious.

youtube.com/watch?v=LlqEvkhl0So

Jasper feeds others milk, she doesn't drink it.

i jasper's milk orange flavored? cinnamon flavored?

Oh come on. It was just a fun little build a Pearl thing, he's doing other stuff as well. He talked about making and animating the Pearlbot before he started streaming, everyone needs a little break now and then.

Most of /sug/'s opinions about episodes are genuine criticisms.

Tumblr however just wants to get mad about themes or messages they interpreted incorrectly.

it's steak flavored actually

>White Diamond turns out to be an effimnate male gem.
>Steven gets ready to fight him, but WD smiles and laughs at Steven's fashion choice.
>WD picks apart his clothing in the middle of the court as a group of Pearls giggle at the hybrid.
>This kills the Steven's confidence.

After reading /sug/ I thought Rocknaldo would be second only to Say Uncle in shittyness but I didn't think it was that bad

The gems had speaking lines, Steven got to BTFO Ronaldo and some of the jokes even made me exhale out of my nose quickly.

Doesn't seem very tumblresque since the person's bitching about SJW's

we need an abbreviation below 'lol'
exhale out of nose quickly = eoonq

i eoonq'd, he eoonq'd, they eoonq. you get the idea.

It's a solid 7 at best and completely meaningless and skippable at worst. I think people forget that the character who Onion Gang revolved around didn't even talk. At least Ronaldo had chance to get some funny dialogue going. In OG you just had "GARBANZO" and kids who don't even live in Beach City. Kind of hard to care about that.

I just hope we're past the worst of it because S4's gonna go down as the Season that may turn people off the show otherwise.

>2017
>say uncle
>bad

I love her

How can liquid taste like steak?

I wish

So... white diamond is DIO BRANDO!

Let me put on my anti magic armour.
*Put's it on*
Continue.

Pearls lacking self-confidence are my turn on.

>say uncle
>bad

Why the hell are people STILL mentioning Jasper? It's actually making me nauseous

It's not just any liquid, it's quartzmilk, the most magical and protein-packed quartzmilk at that.

It's just the jascuck trio like always.

Because Jasper is best gem and your waifu is shit.

I don't know what it is, but so much of her is that long poofy hair. I can't get into short hair Jasper at all.

I kind of understand why people think the Crewniverse don't take enough chances with stories in certain episodes, but at the same time it's like...OK? Arc problems are an issue and yes, the cluster was kind of haphazardly put on hold but it wasn't the end of things. Ronaldo going on a mission and fucking it up would've been cool, but I imagine the 11min time limit would've made it hard to get everything they wanted to in.

Is that the show's fault? Yes. But sometimes it works. Gem Drill, for all its faults, was fantastically paced and even though the climax is "FRIENDSHIP WINS" it's a really good episode with lots going on. If I had one complaint, it's that I'd like to see the Gems involved with more mundane stories if they're actually going to be written that way. Thankfully TNCG and Rocknaldo both included Gems in some way so maybe they're learning.

This is worser that that Star cinnamon meme.

Where did this idea come from? That there are three of them? Ive seen this idea pop up alot lately

What's that, dare I ask?

Because Jasper is good for disciplining some blue sluts.

snorting, user. it's just called "snorting".

god damn it let me have this

It's one Lapisfag who used to say that just one Jasperfag existed and liked to samefag, then in a dead thread a few days ago mulitple Jasperfags started spamming porn at two in the morning which convinced him that there must be more than one

Eeooooonquh. It just rolls off the tongue!

Why is Rose's voice so fucking hot

I want to say this episode is worthless. We've had episodes where Renaldo acts like a cringy internet spaz but we've either had it be a new novelty, like with Sneeples, or it was balanced with actual history and other characters like the haunted lighthouse episode. This is just more of the same, unfiltered and that's bad if you don't enjoy watching some shithead be cringe for 11 minutes.

This manly fucker slaps your waifu's ass.

What do you do?