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>live in NYC
>eat Dominos

Why are the TMNT such massive plebs?

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It's the only kind of pizza that belongs in the sewers

Yeah, even sewers don't deserve to be tainted by New York "pizza".

^this

Dominos was god awful at the time, like cardboard and imitation cheese bad. Modern Dominos is okay.

How do you think they afford all the shit in their lair? They REALLY needed the product placement deal.

well they are giant mutant turtles so A) they cant get the "good" stuff so they have to order delivery and B) they probably have shit all for money so they have to abuse the 30 minutes or its free shit they were doing at the time.

>people eat pizza that isn't Pizza Hut's pan pizza crust

Eating cardboard is still better than NY pizza.

Kek, this is hilarious to me imagining these bummy ass turtles and the issues they must go through to get some shitty pizza

you take that back you piece of shit

It's not my fault New Yorkers don't know how to make pizza.

They're not from Chicago, so their opinion on pizza doesn't count

Wait a second. How the fuck can they buy pizza? Where do they get the money?

They get paid to eat shitty pizza. The question is, why don't they use the money to move to a better city?

if you need a knife and fork to eat it, at some point it stopped being pizza.

Thats a casserole not a pizza.

>implying the pizza showed off in TMNT 1 and 2 wasn't unbelievably sexy
man that was some 90's ass shit, loved the look of that pizza, and love those first two movies

i should watch the most recent TMNT which was with beebop and rocksteady, looked more like the comics and decent, but sure it doesnt compare to those 2 90's masterpieces (going back in time to china in #3 was bad tho)

lasagna isn't pizza, sir, it is lasagna.

and neither is that jumbo slice monstrosity in the south.

Hey, guys. What's going on in here?

>No toppings
>St. Louis style

Pick one.

I will skin you alive and wear your face, you son of a bitch.

So is the cheese under the sauce? Isn't that a pretty crazy ratio? How do chicago pizza's work?

>pan pizza
you have to go back

The superior style

Toppings have nothing to do with it. St. Louis pizza is all about the crust, the sauce, and the cheese, and the squares. Anything else is just extra.

Your pizza will taste like shit unless you decide to eat it in it's patria. It's useless to compare murrikan pizzas with another because none of the murrikans actually know how to make it.

It was the only kind of pizza people threw into the sewers.

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who doesn't like Sicilian?

Can Turtles even eat cheese? Like I'm pretty sure they didn't evolve to digest lactose.

if they can learn ninjitsu, travel through dimensions, build cars and give Ernie Reyes Jr. work they can eat cheese.

Detroit style differs from Sicillian, you can recognize it because of the crust type

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They had to settle for a place that would deliver to a sewer grate.

I think that's what made me angry watching that as they live in New York City! Why don't you get Pizza from ma and pa joints?!

I used to live in New York, visited Chicago, stayed in Detroit for a bit and holy shit I can't go to mainstream pizza anymore.

Best pizza strolling through

Chicago pleb detected.

They're whores, according to Pizza Hut canon, Pizza Hut is their favorite pizza

Greatest line and delivery of our time. Truly a masterpiece.

>Pizza thread
Enjoy!
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>the bad boy goes for all meat
>all-natural Italian sausage
>hardwood
How gay is Raphael?

No one can be this dumb can they?

That sounds about right for Mikey.

What are Spider-man's tastes in pizza?

>Americans discussing """pizza"""

You're late. I'm not paying for those.

Pizza time?
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>Americans
>The South literally gives no fucks about pizza
>This just yankees having a pissing contest about whose saucy cheese disk is better

Come on little baby, suck a fuckin dick

LIES AND DECEIT. The Pizza Hutt in Red Bluff California in the late 90's and early 00's had the best pizza in the world, and when they moved to a new location that turned to shit. No pizza since, anywhere, has ever been as good.

>americans
>Pizza

Ma ficcatevi i burger nel culo porco dio

Underrated post

Don't be pissy because the people who invented pizza immigrated here from your shithole boot country. Pizza is AMERICAN, made by Italian immigrants.

Don't engage the scooter riders.

>American pigdogs dont get fucking fabulous with thier pizzas

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>tfw I unironically prefer my pizza St Louis style.
What has this fucking city done to me?

Go back to Chiraq

pizza is best served in slices and anyone who thinks differently is wrong

>Live in New York
>eat ANY franchise pizza instead of a single superior mom and pop location

These bastards would starve to death in Italy.

disgusting

>Need a fork and knife
>Pizza

Come to the square side, buddy

PAPA JOHNS MASTER RACE

We have a gussied-up/dumbed-down version. I think REAL Italian pizza isn't drowning in cheese...but I could be wrong. I know it's certainly healthier for you.

10/10 you did good son

It's still better than Pizza Hut.

2 words

Little

Caesars

2 words

Fuck

Off

>Cardboard crust
>Weird ass sauce
Maybe good when there's nothing else to fucking eat. Their breadsticks are better than their pizza.

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Motherfucker, pizza was invented in China

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You're right, italian pizza is much better. It feels so bad to eat pizza that doesn't taste like ash, I don't think I could go back.

>all this arguing about NY style vs. Chicago style
>meanwhile, Greek style reigns superior.
Stay pleb.

fpbp

Italianfag here, it's not about being pissy, it's just amusing seeing Murricans lecturing people about "food"

FPBP

bravo user bravo

Unleavened pizza crust, toasted ravioli. The city grants strange and wonderful rewards to those who can endure its overall awfulness.

There are plenty worse places than St. Louis. Just look across the river.

Shame they can't afford it.

I always thought it was weird that one pizza cost 13 bucks in that movie. Even a large with all those toppings should have been cheaper than that in 1990.

My bad, I forgot the favorite food of Italians is the sweet feet sweat of refugees.

I'm reasonably sure they ordered more than one.

No way a single pizza will feed 5 people.

>getting this upset over someone laughing at your "cuisine"

Nah. Watch the movie again. They only order one pizza.

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More often Mexican immigrants these days.

That crust looks like frozen pizza

Its like someone asked themselves "how can I make pizza greasier and shittier?"

Multiple layers of cheese/sauce/toppings spread throughout. It's basically a lasagna without the noodles ontop of dough.

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Mikey's favorite is actually my favorite pizza combo too, only I never put pepperoni on it. Pineapple, ham/bacon and jalapeños is the combo out there if your eating a red sauce pizza IMO

Honestly, Donnie's sounds pretty good.

Raph > Mikey > Don >>>>>>>>>>>>> Leo

It wasn't full price

Retard

I eat pizza like Deadpool
Green olives and pineapple, sweet and salty!

That's actually my favorite type of pizza if you replace mushrooms with garlic and use pesto sauce

The only good pizza is $1 pizza.