Guy or gal gets super powers

>guy or gal gets super powers
>they accidentally break shit in the bathroom

>someone somewhere unironically wears this jacket

>guy and gal switch bodies
>they must pervertly touch their genitals

It's a kind of rape

He pull it off, you need the room and the pathetic friends tough.

I never actually thought of that.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

guy doesnt have gf guy is me

>guy or gal gets super powers
>They use them clown on the school bully before they face the main antagonist

>Protagonist is good at hand-to-hand combat
>He beats up some douchebags in a bar at the beginning of the movie to show the audience that he's a badass

My brother does. He wears star wars underwear and star wars t shirts too.

I walked in on him jacking off to Padme cosplay porn before as well, july 2010

Mike has fetal alcohol syndrome and pissed the bed until his early 20's

>guy admits he hasn't had sex at age 17
>everyone acts like this is completely abnormal and treat him like he's a neckbeard

Fucking source?

ITT: imagined tropes

>guy or gal gets super powers
>they don't immediately abuse the power to hurt people who have wronged them and then acquire lots of money

Literally everyone would touch their genitals as soon as possible if they switched sexes

It's a rite of passage for men.

I'm friends with someone who used to be his support worker.

>you'll never know what having a vagina feels like
I know it's gay as fuck but god dammit I need to know

He also made nerd crew so it balances out. Time for another installment btw.

Yeah well real bros knock before they enter

It must be nice to have to sit down and not have to worry about crushing any balls. Then again the trade off for that is menstruation.

>character gets super powers
>they go to the roof tops to test them out.

>characters get super powers
>they go to an empty back alley instead of rooftop
>just as you compliment the director for breaking the cliche, you remember you are watching ghostbusters 2016

They only filmed in an alley because it was more cost effective. This is Sony we're talking about

is this fucking christian bale

Yes. He's the new Bane in DCEU.

JUST

What do you think Mike's balls smell like?

Crystal Head Vodka because he spills it all the time.

>superhero movie
>the hero and villain both know each other or have some sort of important personal connection before they get their powers

Month old urine

>Padme cosplay porn
Absolutely patrician

>guy or gal gets super strength
>they accidentally kill a kid

Very Cool.

Thanos in da house!

Very Cool

Pure kino

>protagonist gets super powers
>hides them from family
>child or grandparent finds out and keeps it secret

I know I've seen this before, but I can't remember what it's from.

X-Men Origins, Amazing Spiderman and Power Rangers does this

If it is the grandparent, they usually have super powers too.

>guy gets super powers
>instead of some bad as final kill he just punches through the final boss's head

>>> /r9k/

ITT: ancient reaction images

Dead Snow 2 maybe?

Oh yeah, I remember. That's when he gets that zombie Nazi arm.

that was a fun movie

>remembers the month

>mfw me and my bro have both walked in on each other

lmao

lol

It's just like an inside out penis user, and I'm pretty sure a females orgasm is just like a backwards nut too. I hope this helps.