Pic related are the deleted scenes. Major Jokes:
>The Martha Kent "Thirsty" joke. Got a big reaction from my theater.
Martha tells Lois "Clark always said you were the thirstiest woman he'd ever met"
>The Flash falling on WW's chest after saving her, and then gets up rally fast and tries to play it cool.
Flash saves Wonder Woman and ends up on top of her, after they come to, he quickly stands up and the look on their faces is memey
>The Aquaman/lasso of truth scene.
Aquaman says that he's going to die and that he's scared. He then sees the lasso and tells barry that he'll kill him if he tells anyone about what he just said.
>The "I bought the bank" from Bruce at the end.
Bruce buys something, I guess. The "I'm Rich" joke was cut
>Cyborg calling Aquaman a mermaid
>Flash running and saying "This is definitely east"
>Superman calling flash "Slowpoke"
>Cyborg saying "I can't feel my feet".
>Aquaman literally calls Gotham a "Shithole"
>Batman after resurrecting Supes saying, "Yup, something's definitely bleeding."
>Flash tries to fist-bump Cyborg, but he rejects it and Flash says something like “racial-_____”. I don't remember exactly what he said, but it was SJW-esque
>Scene after Superman tries to kill Batman
Superman to Bruce: “I know you don’t like me”
Batman, awkwardly: “I dont... not (like you)”
>Superman during the fight
Superman: “I very much like being alive”
Then he's thrown back by an explosion from a motherbox.
Superman, in a lot of pain: “never mind, I wanna die”
Jokes and deleted scenes from JL
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These scenes have also been deleted
> Victor playing football
> League in the Red Room at Star Labs
> Lois looks up to the sky wearing green
> "I'll take that as a yes." at Kent Farm
> Old Bailey exterior explosion (cops ducking)
> Cyborg saves cop ("You should probably move.") - Jimmy Olsen '78 cameo
> Miscellaneous lines about Superman's demise
> "The others, where are they?"
> Ascending stairs of parademon's nest
>Jimmy Olsen '78 cameo
Let's not start doing that shit
>they deleted the horrible CGI environment of the car driving onto the highway
aww I was going to have a good laugh at that
>The "I'm Rich" joke was cut
No it wasn't, he literally says it in the car with flash
what the fuck is going on?
Does Luthor actually call his villain group the Legion of Doom in the post-credits scene?
the first 3 seconds of this scene is still in the movie.
Okay, whatever, Mr. DCShill
>HAHAHAHAHA NONONONONONO
>WAAAAA WAAAAAAA IT'S NOT FUNNN
>WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAA IT'S TOO FUN
>I ONLY LIKE SHITY CGI FROM MARVEL
>WHY CANT IT BE LIKE MAAAAAARVEL
>HAHAHHA HACK ZACK HACK ZACK
That is NOT an argument
Luthor and race leaked clip
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are you ok
Who said anything about liking marvel? All capeshit sucks
>Aquaman literally calls Gotham a "Shithole"
Well he's not wrong
You just went full retard
stop spamming this meme faggot
>Batman after resurrecting Supes saying, "Yup, something's definitely bleeding."
the absolute state of dc
>Batman after resurrecting Supes saying, "Yup, something's definitely bleeding."
Is this a menstruation joke?
>Superman, in a lot of pain: “never mind, I wanna die”
*breathes in*
They're trying to quote the "Do You Bleed" from BvS
when does the embargo drop on metacritic?
>All of this
WHY? WHY IS THIS FUCKING HAPPENING??
WHo cares, you can watch the screener in a couple of days anyway
>Martha tells Lois "Clark always said you were the thirstiest woman he'd ever met"
I don't get it.
>Martha tells Lois "Clark always said you were the thirstiest woman he'd ever met"
What is this? Incest?
when does the embargo drop on metacritic?
Bit less than 6 hours
>triggered this hard by NONONONOposting
lovng it.
She's a slut?
I'm ready for the memes
the "more more or more or less" was really shit and unfunny as fuck, so it's good that that got cut. Terrio and Snyder can't into intentional comedy/quips.
after superman got resurrected he was confused, he was angry when he saw batman, while holding his face in the air he says "DO YOU BLEED?", lois lane appears after that and he drop batman on the ground, that's when he says "Yup, something's definitely bleeding"
DING DING DING
Nothing can touch baneposting
>Superman: “I very much like being alive”
>Then he's thrown back by an explosion from a motherbox.
>Superman, in a lot of pain: “never mind, I wanna die”
I actually like this, but it's not something Superman would say. it sounds more like a Tony Stark line.
>lois lane appears after that and he drop batman on the ground, that's when he says "Yup, something's definitely bleeding"
..........does this mean Clark is having an orgasm?
yes lots of lines seemed out of place, for batman too
But why would Clark say that to his mom about his own girl friend? I'm so confused
How is that funny?
It's not, that's the joke
Its not
DC is WE MARVEL NOW at this point
Probably quips only women will understand.
No
I feel tired
I don't know user. This one seems to have some potential.
>This one seems to have some potential.
for you
he was referring about her as a reporter finding stories, his mother than uses another word instead of thirsty
Why is Thom Yorke sperging out?
bumparino
wait so the scene where bruce is looking at, (who people thought was) supergirl was deleted?
>Martha tells Lois "Clark always said you were the thirstiest woman he'd ever met"
This is the first thing I've heard or seen about this film that I've liked
>>Flash tries to fist-bump Cyborg, but he rejects it and Flash says something like “racial-_____”. I don't remember exactly what he said, but it was SJW-esque
Don't they have a cringe line in it where Affleck asks Aquaman if he could put out "feelers" in the "aquatic community" and Aquaman just turns around at him like he called him a nigger?
Who's playing Deathstroke? Is that still Manganiello? I can't tell with the white hair.
>Taking one of the few decent lines from the shitshow that was BvS and ruining it by not only repeating it verbatim but also using it as setup for a shit joke.
Whedon is a Marvel plant confirmed
yes
That's in the movie
>Is that still Manganiello
yes
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one of the greatest performances ever
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>Flash running and saying "This is definitely east"
>>Cyborg saying "I can't feel my feet".
>>Batman after resurrecting Supes saying, "Yup, something's definitely bleeding."
>>Flash tries to fist-bump Cyborg, but he rejects it and Flash says something like “racial-_____”. I don't remember exactly what he said, but it was SJW-esque
>>Scene after Superman tries to kill Batman
>Superman to Bruce: “I know you don’t like me”
>Batman, awkwardly: “I dont... not (like you)”
>>Superman during the fight
>Superman: “I very much like being alive”
>Then he's thrown back by an explosion from a motherbox.
>Superman, in a lot of pain: “never mind, I wanna die”
Joe Sweden really JOSSED this script, didn't he?
Why these files are big? Make it webm
>big
pick one, third worlder