>decide to see Blade Runner a second time before it goes out of cinemas >cinema is actually packed so I cant move >4 giga-redditors sit right next to me >they all have full size burger king meals >uh oh >they sloppily devour their burgers and fries for the first 15 minutes of the film
But that was just the start
>these fucking cretins employ the numale chuckle technique (blowing air out your nose forcefully) at almost every single line of dialogue, and any action that takes place on screen >'I always knew you were special' >snickers >'a real boy needs a real name' >snickers >bridge scene >snickers >Luv kills joi >snickers >Luv blows up the vagrants in the scrap yard >you guessed it >K finds the horse carving >cacophony of snickers
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
>my seething visage throughout the entire ordeal
Aiden Roberts
those weren't redditors they were 4 chan posters
Levi Wilson
How did you show those nu-males?
>mfw fat autists start breathing heavy when people through their nose
Lucas Gonzalez
What shithole cinema lets people eat burgers?
Juan Long
Nice post thirdie but I can't quite understand what you're trying to say lad
James Thompson
Sorry dude. My 4th and 5th showings were mostly packed so I had to deal with some of that shit too but no where near what you had to deal with.
Seeing this while sitting next to someone just changes it a lot
Justin Russell
this.
Jaxon Moore
They snicker to signifying a sense of knowing, like they knew it was going to be something like that, how predictable, etc
Gavin Hall
They snuck them in in hoodies
Ryder James
>decided to see Bladerunner a second time the soy boy detection method...
Brody Thomas
There is no outward, socially acceptable, non-disruptive (i.e. not clapping) way to show that you appreciate a movie except by laughing. Pretentious people need to show to everyone around them how much they appreciate the movie. You see this all the time at arthouse/classic movies screenings
Kevin Thomas
I'm gonna go ahead and deduce that everything you wrote was at least 80% fictional. Have a good day.
Justin Cook
I wish buddy
Christopher Turner
>not eating burger king and fuddruckers in your local cinema
Are you sure you didn't get lost on the way to neoGAF, pigfucker?
Ethan Powell
IT'S SNIGGER GOD DAMMIT, YOU UNCULTURED FUCK. Snickers is a fucking chocolate bar.
Austin Baker
Both are acceptable spellings, you dumbo
Nolan Perez
Americans can't into sayings. These are the same people who think "i could care less" makes any sense whatsoever.
Landon King
t. turbo-brainlet
Brody Edwards
>decide to see Blade Runner a second time before it goes out of cinemas The movie has been out of cinemas for decades, it came out in the 80s. And if you meant the new one, who gives a fuck about what happened.
Adam Barnes
My theater sells burgers. Chicken tenders and pizza as well.
Ethan Stewart
Mine has a bar and steakhouse but they're separate entities, can't just go grab a massive t bone and saunter on in with it.
Justin Williams
You ever consider they were just loud nose breathers and you never actually looked to see if they were doing what you thought they were?
William Foster
They show movies in fascist countries?
Hudson Reed
Probably, Hitler was well known for encouraging german filmmaking.
Brayden Thompson
this is the second reason I don't go to theaters, the first one being the no singles policies
Charles Watson
>friend I rarely see invites me and gf on double date to see Wonder Woman >seen everything else playing so why not >friend buys us tickets in advance >assigned seating >we go to take our seats and there’s some fat sloppy neckbeard of indeterminate age in one of our seats >I make a big show of looking at our ticket hoping he’ll take the hint >he’s busy shoveling fistfuls of popcorn into his gullet >I politely tell him I think he’s in our seat >he immediately stops chewing >he won’t look me in the eye >he sighs and shuffles around a bit before moving one seat over >gf asks if I can sit next to him >he smells like a dirty cumsock
and the movie was shit
Oliver Carter
Just go out with your cousin m8. Preferably take the hot one, because there is a good chance you get to kiss her if they ask for proof.