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>King of the Hill Thread

What are your favorite moments?
Best quotes?
And why are Dale episodes undoubtedly the best?

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Favorite moment is probs the volunteer fireman rashomon episode where we get boomhauers perspective and he's talking normal speed and everyone else sounds like a dumbass.

That or Boomhauers mom talking like him.

Dale episodes are the best though because he's just such a charming son of a bitch. His form of absurdity really holds down whole episodes well where others would start to faulter

YouTube Poops have permanently changed how I see some episodes.
Also so many of these fucking jokes are so fucking SUBTLE.

>Bobby holds up book pointing for answer to problem
>Connie projects a giant letter on computer screen to give answer
>Bobby calls "Thanks!"
>he could've just fucking called the whole time

The one where Hank accidentally sodomizes himself.

PoopChanne1 is the best YTPer, fite me

When Boomhauer describes finding porn on the internet is such a magical moment.

I thought it was well established Hankster Hillington is the best YTPer?

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>uses repetiting stuff

atleast he ain't FaggotRockerZ

Why do you keep calling me bitch?

exactly fucking this:

Boomhauer is a treasure
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>Dale episodes

>implying Bobby and Luanne episodes aren't the best

>Dale, get out of the hot tub. We're stealing a news van.
>It's the perfect crime, how will they ever report it?

>"Did you see her breasts?"
>"She's flat, Peggy. It's like a pancake dinner."

I have many favorite quotes:

>Get this beautiful human being some waffles.

Person: Are you gay?
Hank: BWAAH, NO! I sell propane!

>I can’t enjoy a party until I don't know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.

>Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.

>Bobby I’m going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have to do again, tape the Cowboys game and fetch me an apron.

>I am the mack daddy of Heimlich county!

Hank: Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
Bobby: ... Why do you hate what you don't understand?
Hank: I don't hate you Bobby!
Bobby: I was talking about soccer.
Hank: Oh yeah, I HATE soccer.

[Bobby sniffs a rose], Bobby: And they smell so much nicer than jockstraps.
Minh: Maybe to you.

Hank: Mr Big is pleased.

Dale: How could you do this to me, Hank? You were on my small list of trustables. I'm not even on that list!

Bobby: Dad, can I put a gun rack on my bike?
Hank: Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?

Hank: Wherever you just came from, thank you for not inviting me.

Kahn (Upon seeing a bar's beer sign): It's a neon sign from God!

Bobby: But dad, what if someone wants their steak well done?
Hank: We ask them politely, but firmly, to leave.

Dale: Not to worry. The County Animal Control guys are the best. I've personally seen them kill a gopher with a pigeon.

Hank: Bill, any time you have a mild concussion, you are welcome at this dinner table.

Hank: I'm sorry, Bobby. I don't fully understand what that is but I'm still gonna have to say no.

Member of PTA: I motion to add "Fatty fatty boom-ba-latie" to the list of hate speech.

Peggy: Hank, a car is fine, but a truck is a force.
Hank: True.

Dale works even without the episode focusing on him.

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What cinches that joke so much is that his response is entirely offscreen. His reaction is so strong you know exactly how his face was.

I remember when King of the Hill was on FX, they removed that scene due to time constraints and pretty much a lot of other great scenes.

Though I liked their edit of Lupe's Revenge where it immediately goes to credits after Peggy shouts "I'm going to jail!".

>Shit taste- the post

Best king of the hill YTP in a long time

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That's how I always remember Lupe's Revenge, I feel like it's a better ending that way

>Fanboy - the kiss ass

>Cotton's death speech by Peggy
>anything said by Cotton,
and I dunno man. My favorite of his was when the real Rusty Shackleford showed up.

Having Asian parents, the Kahn episodes always spoke to me.

Okay then, how about you give us a well thought out critique of DurhamrockerZ's KotH poops?

Someone should make a thread dedicated to critiquing YTPs in general.

Eh, maybe not. It'd be dead within 5 posts.

Fucking Dale man.

As an added bonus him being a typically fearless exterminator just makes this.

Not only did Dale have so many moments in the show like pic related, but now some of my D&D characters pull the same trick occasionally.

DurhamrockerZ is a gateway channel of the worst kind. It's bad KotH YTPs, a clusterfuck of editing that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive memes and SAS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the YTPs themselves, regardless of their opinion, are plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for normie, bandwagoning meming faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world KotH conventions. The repetitive edits all trying its hardest to look dank, the salad, stuttering, glitchy audio, the whole "I was listenin'" and everything about DurhamrockerZ fuels their obnoxious quoting, while the pity-party Bill Dauterive background, emphasis on filters, and overall tryhard of the YTPs make it fit just right with the forced meme drives of your average Sup Forumsmrade and his sense of unwarranted KotH memes towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

DurhamrockerZ is basically THE series to attract the most hated YTP fanbase known to Sup Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to not meme the fuck out of this channel and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no KotH YTP threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

I fucking wish this show had more Halloween episodes.

Like:
>Bobby and thinks a neighbor is a vampire

Or shit imagine the outcome if this show was still running:

>Bobby gets attached to My Little Horsey, Bill begins collecting them in secret.
>Dale talking about drones and Amazon and shit
>The whole fucking 2016 election

It feels like we missed on so much potential.

I wish we had gotten a couple more Boomhauer plots.

>excessive memes
fucking where.
Unless you mean the ones he made himself, like Robo-dale which are comedy gold.

my nigga

>repeating shit over and over
>generic shit "lul why do you keep calling me bitch"
>etc.

you tell me

>It's popular so it's bad

Why are you people so bad at expressing your opinions simply?

>pic related
>fanboyism - the post

In the early seasons Luann proves to be a natural mechanic, but they scrapped that completely to have her go to beauty school--- to have Buckley's Angel tell her God has better plans for her and she enrolls in Community College. Random jobs later, she quits college to go BACK beauty school and becomes a license barber. Works at the trendy Hottyz, but ultimately ended up at a failing barber shop. Marries red neck trailer trash Lucky.

What a waste and sad end.

Then of course Britney Murphy and her husband get murdered by the government, but that's another story for another time.

Don't know the story, why was she killed by the government?

>Then of course Britney Murphy and her husband get murdered by the government, but that's another story for another time.
What

whistleblowing

>Then of course Britney Murphy and her husband get murdered by the government

Dale pls

All his videos are the same. There are some moments where he sets up a joke or theme, which is good, but lots of other channels do it better.

>In the early seasons Luann proves to be a natural mechanic
It's like one line from one episode that faggots get hung up on. Her pool maintenance is a bigger deal and is never mentioned after the episode where it's a big deal in.

Luann got a happy ending for herself. All she wanted to do was avoid recreating the broken home she came from, and she did that by finding a loving family in the Hills and; later, Lucky. She had no consistent ambitions beyond that; even the college thing was just as much pushed on her by Peggy as it was of her own volition, and by the end of the series she has a loving family and owns her own business, so I'd say she got what she wanted.

What even is this show?
Is it worth watching?

Spin the Choice ruined Dale to me.

I was ok with him being a cuck, I'm not ok with him being post mortem retarded. How could he not get the clues right when they're shoved in his face? Fucking shitty writers I'll tell you what.

>Danm it Peggy, I'm trying to stop an epidemic here and you're driving the monkey to the airport.

The greatest animated sitcom of all time.
Yes.

>that's the joke

>He thinks that was supposed to be subtle

user, you're retarded.

>responding to a stale Naruto pasta

Boomhauer episodes = Dale episodes > Hank episodes > Bill episodes = Bobby episodes > Power Gap > changing the channel > Peggy episodes

Thoughts?

Luann episodes before the power gap

I don't like forever jokes, the way I see it they just wrote Dale as a brain dead retard.

>Forever
*Forced
Fucking cellphone

OF ALL TIME

There's no laugh track, no change in music to identify anything happened at all- it flew WAY overheard in the younger years

>the old womanizer discovers internet porn

this seems like a common trope

It's unfortunate that even episodes that should revolve around him (It's Not Easy Being Green) are more Hank episodes than anything, with Boomhauer being sidelined even behind Dale and Bill. Though, granted, that episode WAS about them trying to keep a secret from him, but it still feels like he could've had a bigger role.

Of course, that may have been for the best. Boomhauer works well as a supporting character, but probably would've had trouble carrying a ton of A-stories on his own. Still he's great in minor plots, like in Night and Deity, where he and Bill take care of a tripping pigeon.

I don't really know Boomhauer episodes besides that one with his brother and maybe that one with Luanne